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I need help and advise o. I was just goofing around 7 months ago on Facebook there I saw one pretty sister that was how the Casanova spirit inside me pushed me to send her friend request which she accepted after two days. Some days after I sent her that hand wave on Facebook messenger and she responded.that was how it all started.. something in me was saying take it easy but this spirit of Casanova was really prepared to deal with me. Fast forward three months later after pressure she accepted and she even told me she does not want any not serious fellow but I keep assuring her I am different that my love is here to stay..but deep inside me I came for the tithe and offering..last weekend she visited me and we spent the weekend together. On Sunday morning she asked me to go drop her which I obliged..we drove to Onikan close to Bunny camp, she pointed to the Army gate and ask me to drive in..I thought she was joking but she was not. We got to the gate my brothers and sisters the soldiers at the gate were saluting her..at that point I don't know if my car engine went off or I was the one that off it..I began to sweat but she did not noticed.i dropped her and she pecked me as I managed to drive off the gate. Later in the day while I was still counting my dilemma and what to do she chatted me to ask if she surprised me..I said not really that I am proud of her..meanwhile I have pee like 200 times already.. Just this morning she fully introduced herself as Major Esther, her only two brothers are Lt Col in the Army and she is the only girl of her father who is a retired Captain.. I know I am dead but I don't know how dead I am..my wife and kids are due to return to Lagos next week.. Please I need advise my people.
Lalasticlala,mynd44, pls help me push it to the front page.

RIP! jus look for burial ground of ur choice and go lay ursef under d ground.

Doh,she might be the best woman you met sir,hive love a try,except you are married

did you inform us before u initiated contact with her?....no!!..face ur problem!!

Nice fiction

About to enter d space.. I come here story from the book of lamentation..
Make I pack here first..
This will be very very interesting

RIP.go to church n give ur life to Christ we make not be seeing u again.��

I congratulate you on the beating you'd receive in advance,
But this is the way out, before she'd notice that you're married with kids herself, just tell her you're not interested in the relationship again.

Save yourself the little dignity left in you, I repeat don't let her find out by herself, quit the relationship now for any other excuse.

Would u say u weren't warned?... Let's wait for the opinion of the elders

This is superstory.

A life of ....

DM me her Facebook name let me occupy her mind so heartbreak won't make her deal with you. I'll do that for you

Chai!!! I jst dey pity u

Hahaha
You don enter one chance

But on a second thought, could this be a true story?

Is this supposed to be a comic story or what? Tell us so that we don't waste our time.

Today's Father's day and this what you can bring here...your philandering tale??

For someone who is married with a wife and kids...rattling on Facebook and sneaking into ladies DM to ask them out? Tueh!

I pray d army girl and her brothers chops your peepee like carrots and give you to eat the day you misbehave.

Don't stay glue to your wife and kids. Ashawo!

If your story is true you don't have to worry. She is harmless.But if you cheat on her she go send her junior soldiers to lock you up.Female army officers hardly get married because no man want to be bullied all the time.
If I may ask,where did you meet her?

This is exactly your situation now..

ventoh:
RIP! jus look for burial ground of ur choice and go lay ursef under d ground.

Such brutality from u bro lmao

Cassanova spirit be looking at you like this

You are married with kids and decided to flirt.

She told you she wanted something serious why not run at that point.
Who be your coach self.

Don't joke with the heart of a desperate woman.
From your conversation she made it clear she needs a husband.

Rip in advance sha. Cause even if she decides to leave you for God her army friends and family will still take up your matter.

Honestly, I just feel you are a dead meat, somehow; anyhow.

NaijaTushboy:
I need help and advise o.
I was just goofing around 7
months ago on Facebook there I
saw one pretty sister that was
how the Casanova spirit inside
me pushed me to send her friend
request which she accepted after
two days.
Some days after I sent her that
hand wave on Facebook
messenger and she
responded.that was how it all
started.. something in me was
saying take it easy but this spirit
of Casanova was really prepared
to deal with me.
Fast forward three months later
after pressure she accepted and
she even told me she does not
want any not serious fellow but I
keep assuring her I am different
that my love is here to stay..but
deep inside me I came for the
tithe and offering..last weekend
she visited me and we spent the
weekend together. On Sunday
morning she asked me to go
drop her which I obliged..we
drove to Onikan close to Bunny
camp, she pointed to the Army
gate and ask me to drive in..I
thought she was joking but she
was not. We got to the gate my
brothers and sisters the soldiers
at the gate were saluting her..at
that point I don't know if my car
engine went off or I was the one
that off it..I began to sweat but
she did not noticed.i dropped
her and she pecked me as I
managed to drive off the gate.
Later in the day while I was still
counting my dilemma and what
to do she chatted me to ask if
she surprised me..I said not really
that I am proud of
her..meanwhile I have pee like
200 times already..
Just this morning she fully
introduced herself as Major
Esther, her only two brothers are
Lt Col in the Army and she is the
only girl of her father who is a
retired Captain..
I know I am dead but I don't
know how dead I am..my wife
and kids are due to return to
Lagos next week..
Please I need advise my people.

Lalasticlala,mynd44,
pls help me push it to the front page.

Karma is truly a bitch
You deserve whatever you get. Married but fooling around. I hope the soldier lady treats your fvck up

Why worry Casanova?.... do you really believe she chose you over allll the guys on her base?....and will have you drive her back ...into the base? More likely... she is a sex freak and the guys on base are either tired of her or know her health status.. Go get a check up for STD.... and in a few weeks time for HIV.

You don enter

Begin dey write your will @o.p
Your write up is so funny

ventoh:
RIP! jus look for burial ground of ur choice and go lay ursef under d ground.

hahahahahahahahahaaha

super story

Hi everyone.

Trust you're having a great weekend.

A female friend of mine just secured a self-contained apartment at Olasepe Estate, Denro (#100 bike to Ojodu Berger, #50 sometimes).

The estate is properly planned, highly secure and very close to the main road (I've been there).

She needs a decent female roommate who will only pay a token of 40k (rent expires next year June). She claims she needs a gist partner (lool).

She's cool to be with, I bet there'd be no hassle.

If you are interested or you know anyone who might be, pls send me a mail or call/text 08037891605 so I can link you guys.

Cheers!

The Lord giveth and taketh. Till we meet to part no more bro

dannybrasky:
Begin dey write your will @o.p Your write up is so funny

lolz. where una dey get all this meme from