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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:27pm On Jun 26, 2019 |
BankyGee:what short word is used to show affirmative ? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:18am On Jun 27, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Well, WRONG! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:12am On Jun 27, 2019 |
BankyGee:are you alive? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:39am On Jun 27, 2019 |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 9:55am On Jun 27, 2019 |
BankyGee:complicated ish 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 11:16am On Jun 27, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HerCuteness(f): 2:35pm On Jun 27, 2019 |
BankyGee:“Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years. Happy birthday!” “Happy birthday! I hope all your birthday wishes and dreams come true.” “Awish for you on your birthday, whatever you ask may you receive, whatever you seek may you find, whatever you wish may it be fulfilled on your birthday and always. Happy birthday!” “ Another adventure filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendor. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!” “May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day.Wishing you a very happy birthday!” “Happy birthday! Your life is just about to pick up speed and blast off into the stratosphere. Wear a seat belt and be sure to enjoy the journey.Happy birthday!” “This birthday, I wish you abundant happiness and love. May all your dreams turn into reality and may lady luck visit your home today. Happy birthday to one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known.” “May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy birthday.” “Count not the candles…see the lights they give. Count not the years, but the life you live. Wishing you a wonderful time ahead. Happy birthday.” “Forget the past; look forward to the future, for the best things are yet to come.” “Birthdays are a new start, a fresh beginning and a time to pursue new endeavors with new goals. Move forward with confidence and courage. You are a very special person. May today and all of your days be amazing!” “Your birthday is the first day of another 365-day journey.Be the shining thread in the beautiful tapestry of the world to make this year the best ever. Enjoy the ride.” “Be happy! Today is the day you were brought into this world to be a blessing and inspiration to the people around you! You are a wonderful person! May you be given more birthdays to fulfill all of your dreams! ” birthday 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:54pm On Jun 27, 2019 |
HerCuteness:Wow , all these note for only me! Thanks a lot! 2 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:16pm On Jun 27, 2019 |
Answers to Riddle - How do you pronounce Y-E-S? No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:48pm On Jun 27, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Why is it that you and I can never stay together? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:46pm On Jun 27, 2019 |
BankyGee:because they are far apart in the english alphabet 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:03am On Jun 28, 2019 |
wizi44:Please bro, when answering riddles, let's try to make our answer understandable. We both know that "you" is a word not a letter. So what and what are far apart in the English alphabet? Let us know... |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by HerCuteness(f): 10:55am On Jun 28, 2019 |
BankyGee: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 5:49pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
BankyGee:sorry 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
wizi44:No need to be sorry bro... Just a simple precaution |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle Because U comes after I in the English alphabet Winner of yesterday's riddle:- wizi44! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:46pm On Jun 28, 2019 |
Laughter is the best medicine but when you laugh for no reason, you need medicine !!! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
LAUGH OUT LOUD - It is only guys that press breast regularly that can differentiate between today's bread and that of yesterday! - Sucking a slim girls bress is very sweet and romantic, until bone shook you for mouth - A good wife should be like Welcome my husband, food is ready. Will u eat b4 u eat or will u eat b4 u eat? If u know u know - After your phone battery dies, you sit down to plan your life., and then, BOOM!!! NEPA brings back the light..Plan suspended! - Hard Guy, Beard Gang but You tell the bike man "Small Small" When he is riding with speed and you hold his waist. - I saw someone who laminated his ATM card today, if I mention where the person comes from now, people will think I hate Ibadan people - Surviving in Nigeria is not easy, someone online wants to sell fridge with no door, he's convincing me to use curtain - I still can't believe I was born without my permission, What if I wanted to be a mosquito? TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:44pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS Why is a beautiful woman like bread? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:18pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
BankyGee:because they're warm and soft 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:31pm On Jun 29, 2019 |
Nayo08:WRONG! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:35am On Jun 30, 2019 |
BankyGee: Happy belated birthday. May the Almighty God bless you richly beyond your imagination! So sorry, I've been offline 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:40am On Jun 30, 2019 |
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 2:48am On Jun 30, 2019 |
BankyGee: Erm.... it's because....erm....erm.... hmmmm.... I'm coming ooo Ehn ehn... it's because they are always admired and wanted. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:00am On Jun 30, 2019 |
BankyGee:maybe they both puff up 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:05pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:No need to be sorry... I really appreciate, my queen Thanks a lot! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:19pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:I admire you but I hate bread In other words, your answer is WRONG! |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 1:35pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
wizi44:Bro, look at one puffed up woman
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:01pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Because both can be toasted No winners for today! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:09pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS What is that which has neither flesh nor bone, yet has four fingers and a thumb? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:29pm On Jun 30, 2019 |
BankyGee: A freaking glove bruh I'm back binshes 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:25am On Jul 01, 2019 |
BankyGee: A glove 1 Like 1 Share |
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