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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 12:26am On Jul 01, 2019
BankyGee:

I admire you wink but I hate bread angry
In other words, your answer is WRONG! grin


I'll force the bread down your throat ooooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:09am On Jul 01, 2019
Ayanfe29:


I'll force the bread down your throat ooooo

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:02am On Jul 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which has neither flesh nor bone, yet has four fingers and a thumb? undecided
a glove

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:40pm On Jul 01, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A glove

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Ayanfe29!
pu7pl3!
Nayo08!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:51pm On Jul 01, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which a cat has, which no other animal has? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which a cat has, which no other animal has? undecided
undecided kittens

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:37pm On Jul 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that which a cat has, which no other animal has? undecided


KITTENS

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:12pm On Jul 02, 2019
- See eh, Sleeping next to your new bae for the very first time can be really
tough.
You have to breath in English, not too loud and not too low undecidedundecided.
- This beautiful girl in my street will not come out today that I'm wearing fine clothes, its when I want to go and buy bread she will appear like evil spirit. angryangry
- The way some people take WhatsApp personal, you'll think their kids will inherit their FB accounts gringrin..
- The only thing u can
get in Nigeria
without connection is Pregnancy and STIs coolcool

Happy New Month!
Appreciate by SHARING

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:06pm On Jul 02, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Kittens

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


In which place can one ALWAYS find peace and happiness? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


In which place can one ALWAYS find peace and happiness? undecided

In Jesus Christ grin tongue

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:

In Jesus Christ grin tongue
gringringringrin Jesus no dey this one o gringringringrin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 8:22pm On Jul 02, 2019
BankyGee:

gringringringrin Jesus no dey this one o gringringringrin

Jesus Is everywhere...

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


In which place can one ALWAYS find peace and happiness? undecided

In the DICTIONARY

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by PrinceGeorge1(m): 8:24pm On Jul 02, 2019
where is that rubbish pu7pl3 abi na orange be him name?

Your food is ready o angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:32pm On Jul 02, 2019
PrinceGeorge1:
where is that rubbish pu7pl3 abi na orange be him name?

Your food is ready o angry


You no get respect abi?? Will you geddifok

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:00pm On Jul 02, 2019
pu7pl3:


In the DICTIONARY
angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:26pm On Jul 03, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- In the dictionary

Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:30pm On Jul 03, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why are blind persons compassionate? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:55pm On Jul 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why are blind persons compassionate? undecided

Cos they look sympathetic

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:39pm On Jul 03, 2019
pu7pl3:

Cos they look sympathetic
WRONG! grin

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:55pm On Jul 03, 2019
BankyGee:

WRONG! grin
grin serves him right grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:20pm On Jul 03, 2019
BankyGee:

WRONG! grin


Bruh lemme tell you the truth I can't crack this one...give clues now

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:42pm On Jul 03, 2019
pu7pl3:



Bruh lemme tell you the truth I can't crack this one...give clues now
cool my kinda pu7pl3 cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:45pm On Jul 03, 2019
pu7pl3:



Bruh lemme tell you the truth I can't crack this one...give clues now
It's simple... Just think hard smiley

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:47pm On Jul 03, 2019
BankyGee:

It's simple... Just think hard smiley


Since you no wan drop clues lemme sit back and watch these haters crumble

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:04am On Jul 04, 2019
pu7pl3:



Since you no wan drop clues lemme sit back and watch these haters crumble
Ahbi grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:54pm On Jul 04, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Because they FEEL for other people grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:48pm On Jul 04, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days in the week? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:34pm On Jul 04, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days in the week? undecided
undecided because they aren't week days
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:23pm On Jul 04, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days in the week? undecided

They are not week/weak days
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:24pm On Jul 04, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- Because they FEEL for other people grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

The answer sef no go well

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