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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 5:24am On Jul 05, 2019 |
pu7pl3:E go well bro... They literally feel for other persons since they cant see them |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 7:38am On Jul 05, 2019 |
BankyGee: They feel other persons to see them...they feel for themselves to see |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:26pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Because the rest are week (weak) days Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:32pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS My first syllable is a vehicle, my second is a preposition and my whole is part of a ship. What am I? |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:44pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
BankyGee:Cabin 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:06pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
BankyGee: CABIN My 2nd syllable been/bin is not a preposition tho Bruh your questions are getting sloppy 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:13pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
pu7pl3:Yeah... The original question's confusing, had to post it like that... Good observation |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2019 |
BankyGee: ok man but I think this one was more confusing... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:12pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
Well, before anything let me congratulate the Super Eagles for winning today's match... Up Naija!
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:18pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Cabin First - Cab {vehicle} Second - In {preposition} Whole - Cabin {part of a ship} Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:31pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:34pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:05pm On Jul 06, 2019 |
A shadow 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 1:46pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:Shadow 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:39pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
Answers to Riddle - Light - Shadow Winners of yesterday's riddle:- pu7pl3! wizi44! Nayo08! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:44pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 10:07pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
BankyGee:where 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 10:37pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 10:42pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
Where/ letter W 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:43pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
Ayanfe29:Wow... Right on time, I just wanted to ask where my queen was... Well, choose one answer. Double answer is not allowed |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 11:56pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: Is room 39 empty? -The boss: Yes, sir. -The client: Can I book it? -The boss: Of course you can. -The client: Thank you. Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g. The boss agreed though he was surprised at the weird things the client asked to have. The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else. Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39. After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor. The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise. In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the later asked to see the room first. He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. 1 Like |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:00am On Jul 08, 2019 |
He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table. The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling. The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself. After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle. The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g. This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before. Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face. The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? Why the white thread? Why the black knife |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 12:04am On Jul 08, 2019 |
In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions. The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up. To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before. The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before. In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room. -''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?'' -''I promise I will never let anyone know''. -''Swear'' -''I swear I won't reveal your secret'' So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss. However, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone. When he does, I will let you know... Thank you for reading TO BE CONTINUED 4 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 6:31am On Jul 08, 2019 |
Put a knife to his neck till he does 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:10am On Jul 09, 2019 |
Answers to Riddle - Where - Letter W Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! pu7pl3! *Claps, cheers* |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:16am On Jul 09, 2019 |
RIDDLE ME THIS
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Hardes(m): 7:32am On Jul 09, 2019 |
TODAY |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:23am On Jul 09, 2019 |
- So You Caught Your BF Sleeping With Another Girl Because You Denied Him Sex And You Have The Guts To Say He's Cheating On You? Ori e ti Daru My Sister, You Are Wicked And Selfish So If NEPA No Give Us Light, We Should Not Use Generator Abi?? I'm going sef.. Bye bye - Dis 1 na *Original Gobe o* My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with codeine. Now she is taking *selfie* with my calculator, so my parent are thinking it's old age. Should I tell them - Watching GoTV news sometimes can be very interesting. There was a story about a guy who raped a goat yesterday afternoon and when it's time to show the goat, they blurred the goats face making me wonder whether the goat was under age or a celebrity. - A guy proposes to you and you turn him down. He proposes to your friend and you call him a womanizer.. Eeiii so if he doesn't get employed at Fidelity, he shouldn't try Ecobank too? - Witchcraft is when you break up with your gal friend, den she becomes more beautiful TO BE CONTINUED 3 Likes
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by emitope: 11:26am On Jul 09, 2019 |
BankyGee:Tomorrow! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 11:35am On Jul 09, 2019 |
BankyGee: Tomorrow. The day before yesterday is two days ago. The day after the day before yesterday (2 days ago) is yesterday. And two days after yesterday is tomorrow. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:34pm On Jul 09, 2019 |
AFRICAN PROVERBS The anger of a pénis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) An erected pénis has no conscience. (Uganda) If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal) Like and Share TO BE CONTINUED 6 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:42pm On Jul 09, 2019 |
Answer to Riddle - Tomorrow For detailed explanation, read pu7pl3's post. Winners of yesterday's riddle:- emitope! pu7pl3! (Champion ) *Claps, cheers* |
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