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This thread is for short funny jokes and you are also free to add yours friends.. Some are from me while some are gotten from Facebook.. But not withstanding, the plan is just to put a smile on your faces friends




1. In Nigeria, putting kids to bed is like a robbery attack

Oya lie down, close your eyes, face the bed if i hear piim, you go see wiim..

Two Lovers planned to commit suicide on a 4 storey building... The Boy jumped first and the Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind..
And then, the Boy in the air also opened his parachute saying love never dies.

I heard a girl talking on the phone this morning and i felt like asking her to give me the number she used to call God cuz all the things she was asking for can only be given by God.

The best way to look for a girl's trouble is to snap her and refuse to show her the pictures... She can even swear amadioha for you at that moment.

You will be in your room for hours and nobody will come in until de moment you fart then, Boom!!... You will start hearing a knock on the door.

Twenty47:
In Nigeria, putting kids to bed is like a robbery attack

Oya lie down, close your eyes, face the bed if i hear piim, you go see wiim..

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Nothing makes a short person happier than seeing someone that is shorter than them.

Nigeria jaga jaga
Everything RUGA RUGA
Big Brother Naija Naija
COZA COZA,
Rape case in na the Air

Kai ooo... Which rapper go follow me sing this song now

Sometimes God allows your phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while.

Sometimes my pastor's jokes are not funny but we just laugh because God is watching us..

My siblings use to compel me to share meat whenever we were eating, i always tell them NO but they kept on persuading me and so, i decided to share meat one day..
Well.. To cut the long story short, they have been the ones turning down my request to share meat ever since then..

Guys am selling liquid rat poison and this is how it works..
1.You have to chase the rat and catch it
2.Give it 2 tea spoons of the poison for one week till it dies
Without wasting much time.. You are welcome to place your order.

Your parents named you fortune
You changed it to mhizfortune.. Shebi you think Jesus no de understand english ahbi..

Twenty47:
Sometimes God allows you phone to fall so He can hear you shout "Jesus!!" since you have refused to pray for a while.

cgisos na true oohhhhhhhhhhh

Guys how far nah.. 2face daughter don grow up oo
Base on pay back things

When i carry you inside my car, stop greeting people through the window.. Such behaviors consume fuel,
Ehn.. Are you trying to argue, get out of my car.

Wahala is when you vomit pounded yam with fish in church during fasting and prayer session..

No animal on earth can run faster than a lady with make up when it's raining.. Abeg this is not my handwriting oo.

Girls can lie ehn, I remember when my ex once said, baby if you leave me i will die.. But to my greatest surprise, i saw the idiot alive yesterday..
Can you imagine??

Baby am coming.. This motivational sentence can make a guy to sweep even the whole community..

Pls contact me if you need someone that will fall on your ex lover's cake by mistake on their wedding day.

I stole a cap from school yesterday then boom.. My father comes wearing it at the P.T.A meeting today ..

Stupidity is when Air Peace brings you out of South Africa free of charge and you went to pay tithes to pastors that have private Jets..

I was in the plane today going to china when the two pilots started fighting..
Well to cut the long story short.. I just came down and entered okada oo.

Wait oo.. Is Nigeria also called "abroad" in other countries??

Am igbo man will finish his wedding 3pm and open shop 4pm.. Igbo men and business ehn..

"Inspiration go come when i reach studio"... Na so Terry G matter take start oo..

The way medical students walk in the hospitals and clinics these days ehhhhn... its as if they can download life

On my wedding day if you hear your name, you march forward and collect your rice..
The rest will explain who invited them..

Please what is happening to uber network,
I ordered uber from Lagos to Australia since on Monday, today is Thursday. All am seeing is keep waiting ... I can't keep waiting ohhh

Just because i gave a fowl that was going my direction a lift, people are now saying i have stolen a fowl.. Can't we humans help animals anymore??