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Re: Short funny jokes by tucky200(m): 6:16pm On Jan 01, 2020 |
HI I 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:11pm On Jan 01, 2020 |
BankyGee:Ok.. thanks bro 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:04am On Jan 07, 2020 |
You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on? My sister, u are just moving around oo 5 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:29am On Jan 09, 2020 |
If the Bible was written in Nigeria, Gen1:3 will be like; And God said let there be light and NEPA said for where 15 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:32am On Jan 09, 2020 |
I went to a wedding yesterday and my village people forgot to follow me, guess what happened, they started sharing rice from my seat 7 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:36am On Jan 09, 2020 |
Being single is so sweet Imagine the bag of rice I bought since 2010 just finish today 9 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:43am On Jan 15, 2020 |
Chaii.. Na wao for Unilag oo How pesin go apply for LAW u come give am French 6 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:23am On Jan 16, 2020 |
I want to go and charge my phone at NEPA office cuz i saw them oning their Gen this morning. 7 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 9:52pm On Jan 16, 2020 |
In Nigeria, your siblings will never believe you are sick until you are unable to finish the food that is given to you. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:57am On Jan 21, 2020 |
In Nigeria, if you dodge your mother's slap.. You have join Cult 12 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 9:09am On Jan 21, 2020 |
Twenty47:Hahaha 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Elgreen(m): 6:40pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
Twenty47:hahahahaha sum1 should epp me and refill my lauf, dis joke no go finish peson. Nice 1 4 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 8:31am On Jan 23, 2020 |
Elgreen:Thanks bro 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by BankyGee(m): 1:13pm On Jan 23, 2020 |
Do you know that February sounds like "FearBuhari"? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:24pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
Fear girls oo.. I was with one girl's phone then UBA bank send her message "i am at home, come" 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:33pm On Jan 26, 2020 |
You owe me money and you are crossing the road up and down anyhow, are you mad If motor kills you now who will pay me 9 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:19pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
Finally i just got an Alert of 20 thousand Naira How much is that stupid Iphone 11 again?? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 11:26pm On Feb 07, 2020 |
I just landed Myself into trouble. Someone once told me that my hot temper will buy me trouble one day and today it surfaced. Actually I didn't know when the words came out. I came home this afternoon and was very angry, my wife was curious and demanded to know why, I angrily told her that "Baby can you imagine, i caught my girlfriend with another guy just now" Well.. Up till now, i am still in the streets Pls, how do i explain this to my wife 8 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by balingaonline(m): 8:25am On Feb 09, 2020 |
Twenty47:how do you know if they follow you? |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 1:03am On Feb 11, 2020 |
balingaonline:I wont have gotten the food if they followed me 4 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:21am On Feb 16, 2020 |
Girl: wow, what a nice phone... Where did you get it Boy: I won it in a running competition Girl: Really! How many people participated? Boy: We were not that much oo, it was only the police, the owner of the phone and me. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:25am On Feb 16, 2020 |
Nothing gives a girl joy than getting home, removing her wig, high heels, bra, girdle, tummy belt.. Fresh air everywhere. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 4:33am On Feb 16, 2020 |
How can a guy hurt a beautiful girl like you.. Says another guy who wants to finish her life kpatakpata. 7 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 12:39pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
I don't know why my neighbors decided to stop rearing Agric fowls.. This local fowls too get speed abeg. 8 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 6:41pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
I was in the bathroom when my friend sent me Bleep video, i played it but there was no sound, i increased the volume to maximum but still no sound, so i didn't bother. I watched it for 8 minutes before i remembered my phone was connected to the Bluetooth player in the living room. My family and guests are still waiting for me.. I have been in the bathroom for 6 hours now. 23 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Short funny jokes by Bluezy13(m): 6:05pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Been laughing since I opened this thread. Thanks bro... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by cRobo: 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2020 |
Nice one Keep it coming 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:29am On Feb 22, 2020 |
Bluezy13:It's my pleasure bro.. I really appreciate. 2 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:30am On Feb 22, 2020 |
cRobo:Ok.. I will, thanks 1 Like |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 3:09pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Real men don't play Temple Run.. They go to the zoo, slaps the Lion and Start running. 5 Likes |
Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 7:38pm On Feb 22, 2020 |
Looolz 4 Likes
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Re: Short funny jokes by Twenty47(m): 10:18am On Mar 05, 2020 |
Atm: "Do you wish to perform another transaction?" Me: "i wish oh... I really wish.But as money no come dey, how we want take do am?" 4 Likes |
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