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Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 9:22pm On Jul 12, 2019
Hi.
I have to be realistic, so pardon my bluntness.
I used to be the most romantic man in every circle I was a part of.
Life helped me reset my brain.
So what I have to offer you is simple-
I'll always be faithful, loyal and honest.
(Yes, the national pledge is right)
"Hon, does my bum look big in that?"
"Errr… Yyeeess??"
I'm a firm believer in reciprocity.
In other words-
If I pinch you, do me too.
If I spank you, do me too.
If you prank me… You get the idea.
I'm also an ardent communicator. Therefore,
- talk to me. Speak up. Explain. Again.

Even though I plan to strive to be a worthy husband,
I expect to sometimes fall short and make mistakes.
I expect you to call me on them.
And when we fight- and we will- lots, I suspect-
I'll be thinking of the makeup sex.
Hey, I'm a guy.
But better bring your A-game.

Your needs will come first, until we have children.
But we'll have to negotiate your wants.
I really hope you know the difference.
Especially since we'll immediately have to start saving.
- for THEIR future.
Which means lots of 'side hustles'.
And very few frivolities.
Meaning you'll have to be a good Manager.
Can you deal?

I have very little interest in looks
- or makeup.
You natural state is secondary.
- it's your heart and mind that drew me.
But rest, assured- you and I will keep fit.
Health is wealth, so we'll focus on in it.
After all, we only have one body to live in…
Yes, yes, your monthly 'girls' night out'.
But you're ALWAYS the designated driver!
Heh

I'm a tactile person, so you need to be ready
- for hand holding
- for lots of PDAs
- for 30-minute foreplays
- and when you have headaches, guess what?
Lovemaking is the proven cure! wink
Enough of that.
My chest is your default backrest.
So if you're ticklish, you don buy job.
Be ready for "truth or dare".

We'll go to church, at least twice a week.
We'll be active in our community.
I expect to do a lot of DIY; I actually like it.
So be ready to reign me in when I lose track of time.
We'll have date nights.
Concerts! Travel! Obudu! Visits to family!
And swimming, snooker, dancing!!!
I'll massage your feet each night.
Full body, guaranteed once a month.
Tactile, remember?

And whatever you ambitions, I'll give my full support.
And expect yours in return.
Actually, I expect much more than that.
- your constructive criticism.
- your inspiration.
- you need to challenge me to be better.
(If you dare nag me, eh?!)

So there.
These are just the broad strokes.
Filling up the details?
The real work?
Wow...

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Re: Letter To My Future Wife by kunleweb: 9:27pm On Jul 12, 2019
I love how you write.

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Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 9:53pm On Jul 12, 2019
kunleweb:
I love how you write.
Tnx 4 the complement.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Ryan03(f): 10:25pm On Jul 12, 2019
this is sweet but bro, look well so that you go fit find better woman o, most of them now he � just check FB, twitter, snap chat etc. for me, my babe nor dey anyone and I like it that way

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Re: Letter To My Future Wife by catwalq(f): 8:14am On Jul 13, 2019
Lovely piece.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by aloeman15(m): 2:38pm On Jul 13, 2019
debaj10:

Wow...
hm
na real wow.
you sure this is a original piece?
if copied, acknowledge d owner o!
but if so, maybe write some more.
and look into publishing.
amazon myt b gud
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 9:30pm On Jul 13, 2019
aloeman15:
hm na real wow. you sure this is a original piece? if copied, acknowledge d owner o! but if so, maybe write some more. and look into publishing. amazon myt b gud
Thanks. amazon how?
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by aloeman15(m): 12:06pm On Jul 15, 2019
debaj10:
Thanks.
amazon how?
u can publish ur works on amazon.
check the business section for tips/tutorials.
if u do, keep us posted o. smiley
good luck!
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 3:23pm On Jul 30, 2019
PS-
There's important stuff you need to know
(To avoid quarrel na, abi?)-

I hate doing dishes
I hate ironing
I hate greasy foods
I hate driving.
I absolutely DETEST gossiping.
I don warn you o.

But life's about compromises.
So, we'll do the dishes together;
As well as the laundry.
I'll wash while you rinse;
I'll iron and you'll fold.
Eat what you want-
But we'll burn ALL the calories.
And feel free to take ME on a ride.
Whenever, wherever, HOWever wink

Now, about that gossiping…
If I yer!
Ur mama house, straight!
U dey yer me so?
angry

God bless and keep you.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 3:29pm On Jul 30, 2019
debaj10:
Hi.
I have to be realistic, so pardon my bluntness.
I used to be the most romantic man in every circle I was a part of.
Life helped me reset my brain.
So what I have to offer you is simple-
I'll always be faithful, loyal and honest.
(Yes, the national pledge is right)
"Hon, does my bum look big in that?"
"Errr… Yyeeess??"
I'm a firm believer in reciprocity.
In other words-
If I pinch you, do me too.
If I spank you, do me too.
If you prank me… You get the idea.
I'm also an ardent communicator. Therefore,
- talk to me. Speak up. Explain. Again.

Even though I plan to strive to be a worthy husband,
I expect to sometimes fall short and make mistakes.
I expect you to call me on them.
And when we fight- and we will- lots, I suspect-
I'll be thinking of the makeup sex.
Hey, I'm a guy.
But better bring your A-game.

Your needs will come first, until we have children.
But we'll have to negotiate your wants.
I really hope you know the difference.
Especially since we'll immediately have to start saving.
- for THEIR future.
Which means lots of 'side hustles'.
And very few frivolities.
Meaning you'll have to be a good Manager.
Can you deal?

I have very little interest in looks
- or makeup.
You natural state is secondary.
- it's your heart and mind that drew me.
But rest, assured- you and I will keep fit.
Health is wealth, so we'll focus on in it.
After all, we only have one body to live in…
Yes, yes, your monthly 'girls' night out'.
But you're ALWAYS the designated driver!
Heh

I'm a tactile person, so you need to be ready
- for hand holding
- for lots of PDAs
- for 30-minute foreplays
- and when you have headaches, guess what?
Lovemaking is the proven cure! wink
Enough of that.
My chest is your default backrest.
So if you're ticklish, you don buy job.
Be ready for "truth or dare".

We'll go to church, at least twice a week.
We'll be active in our community.
I expect to do a lot of DIY; I actually like it.
So be ready to reign me in when I lose track of time.
We'll have date nights.
Concerts! Travel! Obudu! Visits to family!
And swimming, snooker, dancing!!!
I'll massage your feet each night.
Full body, guaranteed once a month.
Tactile, remember?

And whatever you ambitions, I'll give my full support.
And expect yours in return.
Actually, I expect much more than that.
- your constructive criticism.
- your inspiration.
- you need to challenge me to be better.
(If you dare nag me, eh?!)

So there.
These are just the broad strokes.
Filling up the details?
The real work?
Wow...
Bros, wake up.... Eba don ready.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 8:44pm On Aug 25, 2019
stefanbanach:
Bros, wake up.... Eba don ready.
lol
life harsh, true.
so?
my mind clear, so-
evritin dey balm.
cool
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by jessysparkles(f): 10:08pm On Aug 25, 2019
Nice write up
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 11:21pm On Oct 12, 2019
jessysparkles:
Nice write up
just saw dis.
Tnx a mill'! smiley
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by DZTech: 2:22am On Apr 26, 2020
copyright © wink
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Nobody: 2:51am On Apr 26, 2020
Is like you're updating your 2go profile , but all the same lemme copy it for my Bae to be

Re: Letter To My Future Wife by akaahs(m): 9:28am On Apr 26, 2020
LoL, bro I don't wanna believed U copy it from or just wrote about me. Actually this things I have already program with bae, we discussed most of them.
Nice work bro.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Zabiboy: 9:33am On Apr 26, 2020
debaj10:
Your needs would come first,

SMH!!
fastest way to Doom..
If you know, you know

Re: Letter To My Future Wife by ModestGal(f): 2:57pm On Apr 26, 2020
akaahs:
LoL, bro I don't wanna believed U copy it from or just wrote about me. Actually this things I have already program with bae, we discussed most of them.
Nice work bro.
Are you serious?

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Re: Letter To My Future Wife by emperorsversion(m): 3:06pm On Apr 26, 2020
ModestGal:
Are you serious?
I can imagine Pete edouche telling his wife these... my dear wake up.. all those stuff na wash
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Toluwashe778: 3:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
super nice write up.... I love ur choice of words God bless u
I will never stop praying for a good man I will wait till he come
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 2:00pm On Apr 27, 2020
Zabiboy:

SMH!! fastest way to Doom.. If you know, you know
lol
so wen u marry, UR needs will come first?
lol
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Magnoliaa(f): 2:02pm On Apr 27, 2020
Hmmmmm
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2020
akaahs:
LoL, bro I don't wanna believed U copy it from or just wrote about me. Actually this things I have already program with bae, we discussed most of them.
Nice work bro.
tnx

communication & romance
wink

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Re: Letter To My Future Wife by SweetCunt97(f): 2:07pm On Apr 27, 2020
Until life happens
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 2:11pm On Apr 27, 2020
Toluwashe778:
super nice write up....
I love ur choice of words
God bless u

I will never stop praying for a good man
I will wait till he come
tnx
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 2:13pm On Apr 27, 2020
emperorsversion:


I can imagine Pete edouche telling his wife these...
my dear wake up.. all those stuff na wash
a man who grew up in d colonial era is whom ur comparing urself with?!
amazing.
a female friend got married in December.
by march, she was planning to relocate, to sell her stock and recoup her investment.
according to her, d husband showed zero interest in her business- even tho it's his town & she'd run out of options.
as far as she's concerned, she's on her own.
lockdown is all dts holding her there.
if u lyk, do anyhow with ur wife.
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by debaj10: 2:16pm On Apr 27, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Until life happens
everyday wen u wake up, life happens anyway.

how do YOU choose to deal with it?

these are hopes and aspirations. I could've also said, "life screws with everything, so babe, ur on ur own o".
would u prefer dt kind of man?
Re: Letter To My Future Wife by SweetCunt97(f): 2:55pm On Apr 27, 2020
debaj10:
everyday wen u wake up, life happens anyway.

how do YOU choose to deal with it?

these are hopes and aspirations. I could've also said, "life screws with everything, so babe, ur on ur own o".
would u prefer dt kind of man?
Definitely not. Love d piece you wrote, very romantic.

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