Joystark:



Guy... You dan pass bachelor.
You be grandpapachelor nau.

So apt!

lol. u knw income should determine expenses. sometimes if i hit money, i dey spoil myself sha. one thing i discover is we spend so much to please our mouth. when i dey poly walai i can manage 1k close to a week(thou i get school homies wey dem feed me once a day sometimes)

seanwilliam:
lol. u knw income should determine expenses. sometimes if i hit money, i dey spoil myself sha. one thing i discover is we spend so much to please our mouth. when i dey poly walai i can manage 1k close to a week(thou i get school homies wey dem feed me once a day sometimes)

You're right tho.

Food is like the major... Infact only thing I spend money on...

Joystark:


You're right tho.

Food is like the major... Infact only thing I spend money on...

abi na food is importanta

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Guy... You dan pass bachelor. You be grandpapachelor nau.
So apt![/quote legend of our time... lolz

If I was you, when I discovered that there was no money, I'd simply reason the woman, no matter who see be,I'm taking that 100 naira Akara home....

I dont know how I do it, but I always get what I want, I was a student for 4 years mahn, in a foreign state so I can relate....I would tell the woman I'm hungry and I don't have a choice but to eat something, I will pay 2 morrow, besides I'm a "Lannister" I always pay my debt...I always do


And if na wahray woman, omo na to use wahrah port am ooo, if she dey do like wahrah, straight up I change am for am, either I run with it, or start eating it there to let her know say I no follow play come at all ..... And if she call people or whatever, I'd simply explain my case....I'm sure they won't light me up in petrol cuz of 100 bucks....Las Las na abuse I
go collect....but I'm having the akara whichever way.... Hmm see you, sit-down there....

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Starboytwo:
If I was you, when I discovered that there was no money, I'd simply reason the woman, no matter who see be,I'm taking that 100 naira Akara home....

I dont know how I do it, but I always get what I want, I was a student for 4 years mahn, in a foreign state so I can relate....I would tell the woman I'm hungry and I don't have a choice but to eat something, I will pay 2 morrow, besides I'm a "Lannister" I always pay my debt...I always do


And if na wahray woman, omo na to use wahrah port am ooo, if she dey do like wahrah, straight up I change am for am, either I run with it, or start eating it there to let her know say I no follow play come at all ..... And if she call people or whatever, I'd simply explain my case....I'm sure they won't light me up in petrol cuz of 100 bucks[b][/b]....Las Las na abuse I
go collect....but I'm having the akara whichever way.... Hmm see you, sit-down there....

Many have been set on fire for less. Way less.

desiregold:
Tea usually buy month end when salary comes in, so, won't really add it on my daily expense. #100 cracker usually do it for me.

Fruits is usually #200 or #300, it all depends

Joystark:


Many have been set on fire for less. Way less.

no doubt.... But it's all about the packaging, the approach....I won't beg, no I won't, besides if I beg you can turn me down.... But with me you won't have any choice than to oblige.... I know what I'm saying....

desiregold:
No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you.

Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc).

Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect.

One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation.

Have you ever tried that style? the one on your profile.

Young03:
E dey happen to me everyday


At night I get confused on what to eat


maybe as from 10pm hungry will come and by then all shops have closed.


u will see me drink garriand salt

So this attitude is semi-everywhere??
At times I'd sleep off by 7pm to wakeup by 11pm and not in to chaw. Mehn d xperience no sexy atoll

seanwilliam:
a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u.
rice 10 derica 2.5k
5 sphagetti 1k
beans 4 derica 1k
garri 8 derica 1k
semo + wheat 1.5k
gas refilling 3kg 1k
tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k
indomie 1.5k
provision 2k
soup 4 times per months 3k.

I'm learning seriously.

desiregold:
you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner.

Lolzzzzz! Lepa...

Pharaoh4rin:

I'm learning seriously.

different btw the rich and poor is that the former stick to budget why the later dnt.

desiregold:
you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner.

I did this while trying to cut cost until Ulcer set in.

Be thankful for your kind of system

surveyProf:



Lolzzzzz! Lepa...

Lol, you will be disappointed. Chubby chick here!!

Cletus77:

The kind advice una dey give people dis days eehhhh... someone said he is hungry and you're advising him to watch porn so he will masturbate, feel completely weak and die of hunger

Hunger do not kill it only makes your head spin

desiregold:
No matter how well you check, the day your village people decides on your matter, only a miracle will save you.

Mine was I forgot my purse at home and entered taxi with handbag full of nonsense (makeup purse, ATM, jotter, charger, scarf, pen, etc).

Got to the bus stop I was meant to drop and pay, I didn't see purse in my handbag, you need to see me searching like a mad woman and also shedding tears. The Hausa driver was already cursing me in his dialect.

One of the passenger (a guy), was moved by my tears and paid the money for me, I took his number, after work, I went home, called him and thanked him. Later transferred recharged card to him to show appreciation.

complete this story. I am sure it got to where the plot thickens .

seanwilliam:
a single-broke guy like me can manage 15k for food monthly by cooking. lemme breakit down for u.
rice 10 derica 2.5k
5 sphagetti 1k
beans 4 derica 1k
garri 8 derica 1k
semo + wheat 1.5k
gas refilling 3kg 1k
tomato paste +maggi+ pepper+onion 1.5k
indomie 1.5k
provision 2k
soup 4 times per months 3k.

Lol. No animals for this levels.

desiregold:
you know, I may be wrong sha, but, eating out is more economical for me. I don't eat three times in a day, I go to work, I stay till around 11:55am/12pm before eating 400naira, I won't eat again till when I close 5pm, I will probably munch crackers with tea, or maybe buy fruits for dinner.

so u mean, u and helper didn't do what's on DP?

nicepoker101:
complete this story. I am sure it got to where the plot thickens .

Lol, na wa for una ooo.

Huncle, we didn't take it more than that. It ended there.

imustsaymymindo:
Lol. No animals for this levels.

what do u mean by animal?

czarina:


Why didn't you offer to do a transfer? Would have lessened the hostility

the people say dem no want transfer... Na local restaurant.

konkonbilo:
the people say dem no want transfer... Na local restaurant.

Dem dey crace.

At least you offered them an alternative. They should have found anyone around to help them receive it if they didn't have an account.

Sounds like something gasparrd would do

seanwilliam:
what do u mean by animal?

No meat? No egg? No chicken?

imustsaymymindo:


No meat? No egg? No chicken?

i can squeeze out money for egg weneva i need(egg is 3 for #100). i can cut meat/chicken when i want to cook bachelor soup. #500 meat/chicken/turkey don do a-broke-single-bachelor like me once in a week.