Who needs a boyfriend when you have this machine-washable substitute? Snuggle up to a hug-shaped man pillow this Christmas

Deluxe Comfort's cushion also available in pink as Girlfriend Pillow

There's no need to feel lonely this Christmas, whether you have a man in your life or not.

All those hunting for a burly pair of arms to snuggle into at night need search no more...thanks to the Boyfriend Pillow.

This machine-washable cushion is made out of memory foam, and shaped to resemble one arm and one half of a shirted chest.
It is perfect, according to American manufacturer Deluxe Comfort website, for 'singles who desire to feel the touch of a man without actually having to be with one', and 'people whose partner is away on military leave or work absence'.

 The 2lb pillow, available in the UK online at Wayfair for £35.99, allows the user to wrap themselves in the nook of an arm and be cuddled to sleep, and would be 'a great gift for a friend or relative with a good sense of humor that would love to have a little more cuddling at night'.



Snug as a bug: The Boyfriend Pillow is the perfect gift for someone whose partner is often away, according to the manufacturer's website

The pillow-makers continue: 'As any woman, you want to feel the embrace of a real man, but would like to avoid the snoring, smell, tossing and turning. That is the reason this pillow is perfect for you! The Boyfriend Body Pillow resembles the torso of a big strong man with a comforting arm that cuddles you.'

And if any men are, at this point, beginning to feel left out of all the fun....fear not! Deluxe Comfort have also created the Girlfriend Pillow. 

Priced at an even more economical $24.95 (£15.69) - perhaps because it is wearing no clothes - the pink-breasted comforter has raised eyebrows in the pillow-loving community's feminist subdivision for its pinkness, its unclothedness and the fact it is wearing a Marigold washing up glove on its solitary hand.



Assistant boy friend and girlfriend

MOD pls take this trend to d front page

the world has become very fast-paced swinging in the direction pre-flood generation described in Genesis 6:5

Haahahhahaha! Stttttuuuppppid as Bleep! Mannequins better

Teddy bears would soon be old school once ladies see this.

This looks/feels wierd to me, dnt know about u

Ife Conji neme!

If i dare see this on d frontpage,i will flog the Op!

Girlfriend substitute with pix.

madness

Thought its for pregnant women!

190: Dis certainly can't cure my love for sex

Its not for man, but women!
.
Abi u be girl ni?

Madness

Dominiquez: Assistant boy friend and girlfriend

Can I hav the girl for the same price of $24.95?

If e no be panadol...

Dominiquez: MOD pls take this trend to d front page

Sorry to say but you are more stupîd that the pillows

REALITY101: Haahahhahaha! Stttttuuuppppid as Bleep! Mannequins better

Real Dolls FTMFW!!!

sexkillz: What audacity!

You dey craze?

He has a right to ask na

Which kain pillow be dis...
That nonsense pillow can never cuddle me the way my man does..
I prefer missing him while away to buying that useless pillow..
God forbid bad thing..
I dey vex o...

sucezTP: Which kain pillow be dis...
That nonsense pillow can never cuddle me the way my man does..
I prefer missing him while away to buying that useless pillow..
God forbid bad thing..
I dey vex o...

Come let me cuddle you....Im better than that pillow!

Mynd_44:
He has a right to ask na

I wanted quoting him, but thought they might be pals!

ayobase:

I wanted quoting him, but thought they might be pals!

Kk

ayobase:

Come let me cuddle you....Im better than that pillow!

Hunhun! Don't cuddle me joor!
Its my man's own i want, i don't need an assistance fiance.
He alone owns my thing...
Besides, i just received one last week..

kikikiki

mondi_cheeks: kikikiki

How far?

Mynd_44:
How far?

Im well n u?

mondi_cheeks: Im well n u?

I am well.

sexkillz: What audacity!

You dey craze?

Pls watch ur words this is not ur fathers property.