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| I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 11:00am On Jul 21, 2019 |
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy. They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin...... It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet 1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet. If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant. I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted. I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us   2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club. 3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!! Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show. 4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it. Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered. We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs. Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church. 5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!! The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving. Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique   67 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 21, 2019 |
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| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by MarianaTrench: 11:14am On Jul 21, 2019 |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by judgementyard(m): 11:17am On Jul 21, 2019 |
Church don dey tire me to go ! 11 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by tayebest(m): 11:18am On Jul 21, 2019 |
You make sense bro!  But shey that babe you mentioned in no4 don gree for you?  12 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Beadex1(m): 11:19am On Jul 21, 2019 |
very anyhow church members... the will just lead you to more sin, some girl will make the preaching enter slowing from right ear and run out through the left ear. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 11:20am On Jul 21, 2019 |
tayebest: I'm still waiting o, she hasn't passed. I want to ask her if she's wearing bra cos there's no bra strap on her shoulder 10 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by ezeonline2(m): 11:49am On Jul 21, 2019 |
End time church  |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by jayextra(m): 11:52am On Jul 21, 2019 |
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| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by victorian(f): 11:55am On Jul 21, 2019 |
Officialgarri: Lol you go wait taya Some ladies tease, not like they are down with u 1 Like |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Timagex(m): 12:07pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Church hard this days o! someone cannot even fast and go to church  . I once saw a distractively soft, thick and attractive yansh in church. I don't know why she decided to slit the already short skirt... We just thank God.. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by crackhouse(m): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
It can only happen in your church and not mine 1 Like |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by MEGA4BILLION(m): 12:21pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Farm tools turn holly ghost sisters looking for the next available guy to mingle with 3 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by PUSSYHOE(m): 12:32pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Its the era of hoes what do you expect? |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Emarvel(m): 12:34pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
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| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CosmicPhoenix: 12:35pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
there is no difference between churches and night clubs,they are social gatherings. 8 Likes
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| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Officialgarri:MY BROTHER.. All you owe such LADIES na sexxxx Next time the ?CHURCH dismisses just Make sure you take a LADY home... Most are now SHOPPING PLAZAS and not a place of worship. The moment I visit such places, I immediately update my toasting App. ......I must make sure I successfully leave with one. U know how they crave for NICE CARS. Bet me, we drive straight home and act as if we have known each other for 5yrs... One visited my apartment years back, and refused to leave.. She told me she could be going to WORK from my Apartment if I so desrie. How can I desire such..... That's what they deserve.... 3 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by 9jaBloke: 12:40pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Officialgarri: Were you bundled into the church? Even if you were, what's stopping you from leaving? I don't think you came to worship. On a lighter note, who else remembers the Garri Invaders? 3 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by HopeAtHand: 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
@Op, u sef dey try to attend, e don reach almost 36 months I last reach church gate. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
MarianaTrench: The land is for sale 1 Like |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
When ever I think of going to a CLUB in Nigeria and I remember the state of insecurity that follows it, I just branch off at one of these PENTECOSTAL GATHERINGS that perpetrate and condone all manner of MADNESS... RIGHT there, I will catch a CHICK... Far better than Clubbing, since you would meet a large chunk of desperate chicks waiting for the opportuned Man to introduce eggs into them. 1 Like |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by CaveAdullam: 12:48pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Loool. Men has turned the gospel of Christ to their own, they no longer preach Christ but themselves. What they want is not the good of their followers but the joy and pleasures of their belly. They are not even reluctant in customizing the title prophet, pastor, bishop, GO to their name, they have seen the gospel as an avenue to achieve their mischievous aim and anything that will become an obstacle to that aim is seriously lambasted. They are ready to accept all forms of nonsense parading as Christ. Is it not for this reason we have many churches scattered in every nooks and crannies of Nigeria? We will continue to experience such and even worse in the church since the followers wants quick success and are ready to do anything to get it even if is licking pastors shoes or honouring them more than their neighbors or parents. But there is always a day of reckoning. Hallelujah. 1 Corinthians 3:11-15 NIV:For no one can lay any foundation other than the one already laid, which is Jesus Christ. NIV:If anyone builds on this foundation using gold, silver, costly stones, wood, hay or straw, NIV:their work will be shown for what it is, because the Day will bring it to light. It will be revealed with fire, and the fire will test the quality of each person’s work. NIV:If what has been built survives, the builder will receive a reward. NIV:If it is burned up, the builder will suffer loss but yet will be saved—even though only as one escaping through the flames. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by BIAFRONIGERIAN(m): 12:49pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
HopeAtHand: Lol! I think say na only me |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Generalwoodz(m): 1:03pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Churches this days just dey over flow |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by adebayour26: 1:09pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
crackhouse:Is that Deeper Life or TRUMPETERS |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Emrixx(f): 1:11pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Ride on pastor Tell them |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by OfemGeomorph(m): 1:18pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
This are the kind of this we see this days. My father who is an elder in our family church in the vilage , came to pay a visit and one Sunday i too him to my church here in town. My guy, preaching never even start, Dad say him want go house. I said for what? He said it will be better for him to stay at home, read his bible and worship God silently that to see this half naked women in every angle of the church of God. 10 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by ebonyggurl(f): 1:22pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Officialgarri: but wait o. To dey focus on other people's dressing and habits for inside church na wetin you suppose dey do?  4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by MrsInvisible(f): 1:24pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Exactly the way I feel about nigerian church. It turns more into club and disrespects the meaning of church . Go to a church in Europe, you will not see ladies half undressed and no clubbing atmosphere. Instead peace, calmness and respect. That's why I prefer non-Nigerian churches 3 Likes |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by Officialgarri: 1:24pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
9jaBloke:My post must have really pained you. . |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by 9jaBloke: 1:41pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Officialgarri: Not at all. That's the ish with written communication. You can't tell the writer's tone. There's nothing painful about your post. 1 Like |
| Re: I Will Noticeably Walk Out Of The Church Next Time I See This by xapo(m): 1:48pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Churches have been comprised by fake and greedy pastors by allowing all sort of indecency dressing just to get more members for tithes and offering, the church is a holy place not a social gathering that anything goes. i think the should be revolution in the Church to stop all these shame, ridicule against Churches by pastors and fake Christian 3 Likes |
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