₦airaland Forum

ThothHermes:
Christ Embassy

I remember when I attended their service in school.

When one choreography dance group came out to dance.
Guess the song they danced to

"Bulieya elu" (Don't know the spelling) by P-Square.

I shock.

Officialgarri:
don't mention the church name na

CosmicPhoenix:

i was expecting more than just a 'twas great' reply

Biglittlelois:
If I should type long sermon, you'll end up mocking we the religious people so.......

CosmicPhoenix:

why do i have this feeling that you did not go to church and as a christian it should be your duty to preach the gospel even in the face of mockery

Biglittlelois:
So I should knowingly preach the Gospel to a former christian who will intentionally mock all I say right? Naaah,

CosmicPhoenix:

then you are not a true christian

Biglittlelois:
Okay.

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

CosmicPhoenix:

it's late already.you should be asleep so you wont be late for the school assembly tomorrow

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

you are mean o wetin i do you

Biglittlelois:
Not a bad job, compared to the sewage disposer that you are, go to bed so you wont be late as usual.

CosmicPhoenix:

you are mean o wetin i do you

Biglittlelois:
Thought you were tying to Diss me, my bad

Danielawrence:
if you read the scripture clearly it didn't state that they where unconscious while speaking in tongue. in fact the scripture stated that while they where praying the Jews where mocking them saying they are drunk and immediately peter confronted them and made it know to them that they are not under the influence of. Act 2:1-20. The Bible didn't state that they were unconscious and if they were peter wouldn't have heard nor responded.
Note the things the spirit is a misery to canal man 1cor 2:12-14. God bless you

CosmicPhoenix:

i'm not going to lie,i felt that one.

I'm off to dreamland

EVILFOREST:
When ever I think of going to a CLUB in Nigeria and I remember the state of insecurity that follows it, I just branch off at one of these PENTECOSTAL GATHERINGS that perpetrate and condone all manner of MADNESS...

RIGHT there, I will catch a CHICK...
Far better than Clubbing, since you would meet a large chunk of desperate chicks waiting for the opportuned Man to introduce eggs into them.

TBIZZY:
Me that always complain my church is boring... No fine babes, in my church the old women are much more than ladies. These ladies that I always complaining they dress so poor. I see those ladies as fellow niggas.

tbabs10166:
I feel ur pain bro. Yet another person is complaining of seeing too many sexy babes. Well, too much of everything is bad(including good things)

Officialgarri:
Did you read incident surrounding the event whereby they spoke on tongues?
My choice of word "unconscious" was just literal.
Do you think a carnal man should just speak in tongues as you wish?
When you can no longer utter words in prayer but speaking gibberish in the name of tongues.
Who told you guys that the gift of tongues can come easy to ''every'' man. That's blasphemy and the teacher will suffer worse than his sheep.

Danielawrence:
The Bible says my people perish for lack of knowledge. Hosea 4:6a. The bible never stated that the holy spirit will be difficult to receive but rather he promised to send us the comforter which is the holy spirit after the departure of christ. john14:25-26. The bible vividly recorded that if we ask of Jesus for the holy spirit he us every ready and willing to grant to us the holy spirit. Matthew 7:7-11. In fact when peter was preaching in Act 2:38. he said to the people that they should give their life to Christ so that they can be baptized and receive the holy spirit and it happened. so the gift of the holy spirit isn't a hard to receive provided you are qualified for it. The qualification required of you is holiness and righteous living with God. once you fulfill this and you request for the holy spirit God will give you joyfully.

Note: The wisdom of man cannot explain the mysteries of God. You need the understanding and spirit of God to understand the way he operate. kindly study your bible well before you speak about the scriptures. God bless you

CosmicPhoenix:

there is no difference between churches and night clubs,they are social gatherings.

Officialgarri:
A word is enough brother. If you are part of the party that speaks gibberish in the name of tongues under slight provocation, I'd advice that you desist from such blasphemy
Let the holy spirit minister to you first.

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

Officialgarri:
The church has been abused thoroughly because pastors have diluted the bible and make christianity look so easy.
They would say we are under the grace so we are saved from sin......

It's not my business to argue it but next time I see these things in a church, I will walk out dragging my feet

1. If a woman must be our pastor, she must be wearing a flay gown that extends down to her feet.
If it's a skirt, it must be wide around buttocks

How will I be in a church and I'm seeing the pant mark through her skirt. She has a big buttocks and she wore a tight skirt that I could see her pant.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person that was distracted.
I always like it when she faces the choir and turns her back on us

2. The altar that was supposed to be for God has been turned to a hip-hop stage. See boys wearing cap on the altar and jumping up and down like Davido. I was almost rocking a girl beside me because I almost thought we were in a club.

3. Christianity has been handled with levity that boys plait hair in the church, they can even sing on the altar. Some don't even stop at wearing ear ring on a single ear, they fix it on both ears.. Haaaaa!!!
Many and guys and girls tint their hair brown like it was public show.

4. LADIES!!! So I was sitting quietly when a lady walked the aisle. I'm not complaining about the heavy makeup, perhaps, she might be ugly without it.
Her gown was long enough, but I think the designer made a mistake. Instead of the cloth to sweep the floor, the designer should have made the cloth come to the top over her shoulder so her boobs will be covered.
We prefer to see her legs than see her boobs.

Well, I'm standing by the gate sha waiting for her. I must shoot my shot since that's what she came to do. Na play we come play for church.

5. Never ever speak in tongues beside me when you are dressed like a hoe or a gigolo!!!!
The bible said 'the disciples were 'filled with the holy spirit and the spake in diverse tongues'' they were unconscious. Don't shibaraba shatabosh beside me or else I'll embarrass you before leaving.



Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique

ITbomb:
The kind of post Danhumprey would like

Phreshmann12:
You are supposed to be in church to serve God and not to judge people.... God no need you. Na you need God