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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Damminglola(f): 1:05pm On Aug 27, 2019
I’m looking for a two bedroom apartment around oshodi/isolo/bariga/oworonshoki or its environs. Budget is 350k-400k.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by johnkay1(m): 1:05pm On Aug 27, 2019
Lol

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Aphroditee(f): 1:05pm On Aug 27, 2019
OK

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by seyidboy(m): 1:06pm On Aug 27, 2019
I paid 130k to 1 yeye agent for a self contain in abuja. because i b JJC he took me to a mountain-top house with no electricity and water. Immediately he open d room squat toilet I quickly lock d guy cloth 4 my refund.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ekitimanalways(m): 1:06pm On Aug 27, 2019
grin
Officialgarri:


I guess the agent "don see you finish" cheesy

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by johnkay1(m): 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
Damminglola:
I’m looking for a two bedroom apartment around oshodi/isolo/bariga/oworonshoki or its environs. Budget is 350k-400k.
You will actually get it in Bariga but it may not be new apartment and 350 will cover a year.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by KiggerLomo(m): 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
Keep it rolling..
Halla, if you are here to laugh.. I no fit talk my own abeg

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by abdulazeez1002(m): 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
An agent had described a place as very quiet and peaceful, and he only had time to show it to me after 10pm. Once I settled, and went there at 10am, and there was a train line behind the house. Bugger!

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ProfBrugo: 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
It’s good for you??
cheesy

That agent is màd. cheesy

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by livenletlive: 1:07pm On Aug 27, 2019
grin angryhmmm. One got me on top of a poorly sandfilled swamp at Oworo. As we went into the first room, water was brewing out from the corner and he rushed me out quickly to go upstairs and check others. I smiled to myself and quietly followed him. 1 year later, i heard the house tilted on one side and started sinking. They can do anything to get their commission

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by boom99(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2019
lol. ..took me to a 2bedroom flat ... na side dem dey tak enter d bathroom. hmmm wen ur looking for cheap house anything u see, make u take.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Drizzy001(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2019
That was how I was looking for a room apartment in abeokuta, on the floor I saw "in memory of our mother

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by captainking(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2019
cheenway:
My dear, if I start to talk, we will not finish. What my eyes have seen in the past two months, my mouth cannot tell it all.
I just collected keys to an apartment this morning.
Only God can give someone this kind of apartment we just paid for.
Agents are something else. Very few are sent from heaven
I went through the same trying to get a house in port Harcourt.. Woji to be precise.. I Visited more than 20 houses.. Damn.. But I was lucky to get one that is so big and at a good price after 2 months of searching.. Paying agents tp...call cards.. E no easy o.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ekitimanalways(m): 1:14pm On Aug 27, 2019
boom99:
lol. ..took me to a 2bedroom flat ... na side dem dey tak enter d bathroom. hmmm wen ur looking for cheap house anything u see, make u take.
You're right.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by boolet: 1:14pm On Aug 27, 2019
cheesy

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by miqos02(m): 1:14pm On Aug 27, 2019
Obawole after ojodu.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emceesaka: 1:15pm On Aug 27, 2019
One foolish Agent took me to a room at Boundary in Ajegunle, lagos state inwhich he has rented the same room for another person previous day. It's a long story my people. Inside life

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by greypencils: 1:16pm On Aug 27, 2019
A graveyard looking compound with a house with one broken down wall and caved-in roof. i was told i could rebuild the wall and repair the roof myself. crazy murdafucka

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Damminglola(f): 1:18pm On Aug 27, 2019
johnkay1:

You will actually get it in Bariga but it may not be new apartment and 350 will cover a year.


I don’t mind.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by eleojo23: 1:19pm On Aug 27, 2019
I have lived in different states and my fear every time I relocated was getting a good house.

E no easy o...driving up and down with agent...and buying fuel for them sef...only to go and see rubbish houses...

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by SamgoldBaba: 1:19pm On Aug 27, 2019
Let me park. here

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Larryfest(m): 1:19pm On Aug 27, 2019
The craziest place isn't the most painful sef compared to how they (your agent + more connecting agents) will pack themselves dey follow you around, i counted like seven of them wey go carry me go see the house and am supposed to pay all the Tfare Na there i give up one time!

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by SamgoldBaba: 1:20pm On Aug 27, 2019
Let me park here

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by ITbomb(m): 1:20pm On Aug 27, 2019
The kitchen opened into the parlour and shared the same window (the only window) with the parlour.
The bedroom had no window and leads into the parlour

He kept saying that the last person lived there for 5 years with no issue

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Duggedised12(f): 1:21pm On Aug 27, 2019
The only thing i will say is "never pay for what you have not inspected, dont ever fall for the "we can't find the keys " or the landlord has not given me the key or just any excuse that will make you not to have access to inside the apartment ,peeping through the window is never enoughangry

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by eleojo23: 1:21pm On Aug 27, 2019
ITbomb:
The kitchen opened into the parlour and shared the same window (the only window) with the parlour.
The bedroom had no window and leads into the parlour


He kept saying that the last person lived there for 5 years with no issue

Who the hell designed that cage? grin

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Emotionss: 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2019
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Drizzy001:
That was how I was looking for a room apartment in abeokuta, on the floor I saw "in memory of our mother

A normal thing in port Harcourt.

Any old house you rent in port Harcourt that is owned by an indigenous person there's a 70% chances that someone was buried in one of the rooms.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Larryfest(m): 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2019
ITbomb:
The kitchen opened into the parlour and shared the same window (the only window) with the parlour.
The bedroom had no window and leads into the parlour

He kept saying that the last person lived there for 5 years with no issue
Lol ....or the previous occupants just moved to his/her own newly built house, like na dat one person go chop.

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Aug 27, 2019
Emceesaka:
One foolish Agent took me to a room at Boundary in Ajegunle, lagos state inwhich he has rented the same room for another person previous day. It's a long story my people. Inside life

Bale street?

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Re: Where Is The Craziest Place A House Agent Has Ever Taken You To? by Vado(m): 1:26pm On Aug 27, 2019
Damminglola:
I’m looking for a two bedroom apartment around oshodi/isolo/bariga/oworonshoki or its environs. Budget is 350k-400k.

Keep your money. Had a premonition you're moving in with him in 2weeks.

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