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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:24am On Aug 30, 2019
BenFlash:


Haa! Karashika theory loading...

grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:

....a house is built for human beings to live in, everyone is coming and someone came with his goat to the house.when another human being reminded the goat owner that the house is for human beings, some human beings started shouting..."it's because he doesn't have a goat, that's why he hates the man's goat". Those who accused the man of hatred did not know the man. That he has herd of cattle....he said to himself, I will go and bring one of my cow but he realised the pointlessness in his actions....

Smiles.... Using one stone to kill a crowd.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2019
So from stats and comments it is safe to deduce that majority of people here are people with low accomplishments, low self esteem, even low current grin and that is why they want to kill mosgoon, heck how did i manage to find myself here grin , i know there are quite a number of well accomplished people here that can help my life, na joke i dey o! Abeg jus sample your boi, u go see say i loyal oya lets start the hashtag #FreeMosgoon. I dey come

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 11:25am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:
Mosgoon, jarus, ladyjane and co ....
Any sauce brewing this morning grin

Nayyy.. All former sauces remain valid
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:26am On Aug 30, 2019
Geniusola abeg ehn stop looking for trouble... Instead make use of that big brain of yours and formulate one interesting theory for us naw

Local men are getting bored
grin grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 11:27am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:

grin cheesy
More theories man...
Theories are what keep body and soul together through this tough times ..
The more the merrier...

I dey tell you...

...could it be that they're paying about 800 guys per each day of the "massively" paid interview date? thus, remaining about 100 guys yet to be paid for each day... cheesy cheesy
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:29am On Aug 30, 2019
joobseekar:


I dey tell you...

...could it be that they're paying about 800 guys per each day of the "massively" paid interview date? thus, remaining about 100 guys yet to be paid for each day... cheesy cheesy
Mehn that's something worth exploring..
Although it could be heart breaking for many people
grin cheesy
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:31am On Aug 30, 2019
Lol....
We all have seen life in one form or another to make us value one another in every way and respect others opinions....
This thread isn't for personal achievements or a personality show....thus coming here to tell u how I studied in Harvard for my 1st degree and Oxford for my 2nd b4 Putin and trump plus Boris queued up to take me as treasury secretary is so very stupid of me if not total madness...and again coming on with a pic of my hotel room with d amount paid all in d name of Samaritan mood is not only foolishness found only in Mars but also.....just forget it...
The thing is the thread is for NNPC and issues relating to it....
Unless u haven't accomplished nothing in life, that's where u will take one telling a guy not to be mindless of this environment as jealous or envious.....
The intelligent song I have been hearing, I just haven't seen how that has cured AIDS or solved his wait for Mobil, shell, NNPC, chevron....
FLOW101:
What is the goat in this case?

Is it called Gbriels?

But seriously, how can you bring this sort of analogy to this engagement?!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:32am On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Nayyy.. All former sauces remain valid
We need more sauces ....
Hope you have more coming, cos
Local men are hungry wink
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:35am On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Don't tell us what to do...if u need clarity...
I will suggest u go to towers for that info tho
....

That was a joke Sha cheesy

Come and chop kiss kiss
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by jlomz: 11:35am On Aug 30, 2019
Easymoneysniper:


You're gender correct. It's bro... I really don't have an idea on how Tfare is paid.. We would be getting our APL 9/10. I hope you get yours too, so I can take you up on your offer as I'm not around Delta but in Lagos.
Thanks bro, no problem then, May grace smile and speak for us.
I dropped a mail request, kindly do attend to it please, I've got something I'd like to know ur opinion on.
Thanks once again, you've got my respect.
Good morning.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by EmmyteeTosin(m): 11:36am On Aug 30, 2019
Next couple of weeks is around the corner... Some theories will be put to shame. Then new ones will arise. We all will be alright.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:36am On Aug 30, 2019
Lol.... please remind me of that ur post in AOLMAW again...
This morning event made me left the list in my mind
GeniusOla:
So from stats and comments it is safe to deduce that majority of people here are people with low accomplishments, low self esteem, even low current grin and that is why they want to kill mosgoon, heck how did i manage to find myself here grin , i know there are quite a number of well accomplished people here that can help my life, na joke i dey o! Abeg jus sample your boi, u go see say i loyal oya lets start the hashtag #FreeMosgoon. I dey come
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:39am On Aug 30, 2019
Rahl444:
The truth is that most folks attacking the young guy suffer from inferiority complex whether they believe it or not...I would have had an issue with the guy if he is liar but alas he is not.Mosgoon talking too much of too much he has done or he is doing is no one one's biz...And no one is in position to advise him coz if they know better then let them do better than him.
Nigerians plz stop jealousy biko.

BTW,bro I hope sep 9th is still the valid date shaa cos I will like this thread to be closed down .it have over stayed it's welcome whalahi.

Bros, you no sabi how to unfollow thread for nairaland?

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:40am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:
Geniusola abeg ehn stop looking for trouble... Instead make use of that big brain of yours and formulate one interesting theory for us naw

Local men are getting bored
grin grin grin

If na the genius wey dey my name u dey reason, u have been decieved sir, people call me junior and junior and genius sounds alike grin, so daz why. Well the reason for the geniusola is simply because the moniker was simply opened for a business purpose and you can only be on a safer side getting it right "monikerly" #i'm not a genius but I'm trying with what i do. I believe you understand, no more no less,
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by joobseekar: 11:40am On Aug 30, 2019
furrr:

Mehn that's something worth exploring..

Although it could be heart breaking for many people

grin cheesy

@bolded, It will surely be. About 1300 out of about 9k, that's 1 out of every 9 applicants.

Now imagine 900 applicants are on this thread, that means only about 100, that will get APL from this thread, the remaining 800 nko??... hmmmmm
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:40am On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:
Lol....
The thing is the thread is for NNPC and issues relating to it....

Thank you very much Sir,
Forget about mosgoon ...
You have done your best in your opinion...
You can't shove advice down the throat of someone who isn't willing to take it....

Sighs ....
Ok come and tell us what you know
Regarding the recruitment process
grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:41am On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


Bros, you no sabi how to unfollow thread for nairaland?

When alibaba tells you to use your brain, it can only be positive grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:42am On Aug 30, 2019
Lol.... local man cannot with ur local woman again chasteguy..
Abeg coman carram go from here
ChasteGhuy:


Come and chop kiss kiss
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:45am On Aug 30, 2019
GeniusOla:


If na the genius wey dey my name u dey reason, u have been decieved sir, people call me junior and junior and genius sounds alike grin, so daz why. Well the reason for the geniusola is simply because the moniker was simply opened for a business purpose and you can only be on a safer side getting it right "monikerly" #i'm not a genius but I'm trying with what i do. I believe you understand, no more no less,
Guy whether you be genius or not is not the Koko....
And besides that is exactly what a genius would say....
You don't expect a genius to blab about how great he is do you..... grin

Ok back to the Matter
Tell us what you know.....
Local men are very interested cheesy grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:47am On Aug 30, 2019
joobseekar:


@bolded, It will surely be. About 1300 out of about 9k, that's 1 out of every 9 applicants.

Now imagine 900 applicants are on this thread, that means only about 100, that will get APL from this thread, the remaining 800 nko??... hmmmmm
I tell you ...
The thing get as e be
Local man is weakened by the thought.... cry
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:48am On Aug 30, 2019
NoHatred:
I have never said anything about this mosgoon of a guy. So let me just quickly say that I am impressed at the level with which he holds himself back from giving it back to people inspite of all the attacks. That's an indication of a great EQ.

To those attacking him, please calm down. You may think that it is wrong of him to be harping his accomplishments. You may think that it is a shortcoming on his part. You also need to realise that you have a shortcoming as well. So learn to accommodate those of others. Even if he has that shortcoming, I still believe Mosgoon is a nice guy. I recall that he offered to accommodate someone in a hotel just before the interview. What about LOMS, which he bought for over over #100,000 or so? He was still willing to share. Most of you attacking him cannot do that. ( For you info, I don't need the LOMS, as it is not my area of expertise, before some of you will start saying I am saying all these cos of it). In fact, I can perceive that he is a nice guy who is ready to share, both his knowledge and material resources. So I think his good attributes are more than his perceived shortcomings

Well, for you Mosgoon, I know you are a young guy, so you may not have had a lot of experiences in life. My mum always tells me that if you detect that the yam you planted is going to yield bountifully, as would be indicated by the big tearings on the ground, you use sand to cover those tearings. She also told me that most people don't want their neighbour's goat to give birth to more than one kid at a time. I am sure you can deduce what those mean.

I once had this attribute of displaying my knowledge to whoever cared to listen. But this earned me a lot of enemies. In fact, on two occasions, if not for the fact that I averted the situation, I would have engaged in serious fights. So I have learnt to speak only when it's necessary and to the right audience.

My point is, humans are wicked. Learn to speak only when it's necessary and use wisdom. For example, instead of saying "when I was at Mck, we used to feed on estimation......", you could say "some organisations like Mck feeds on estimation....". Guy be wise. Humans are wicked.

Who asked you whether you needed LOMS or not?

Your last paragraph, you still ended up doing what others have been doing: trying to change mosgoon to conform to their ideals.

Leave him let him write anyhow he likes.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:48am On Aug 30, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


Come and chop kiss kiss

Guy, are u sure ur upfront is in safe hands laidis, this one that u are blowing her kiss already, shey u heard when she mentioned germany not long ago? And her plans to put hers in fixed deposit, hope you are checking something, only one song of advice, "no mater where u go o, remember the road that leads you home (bobowaja) sorry #bodethomas" cheesy

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 30, 2019
Gbriels:

....a house is built for human beings to live in, everyone is coming and someone came with his goat to the house.when another human being reminded the goat owner that the house is for human beings, some human beings started shouting..."it's because he doesn't have a goat, that's why he hates the man's goat". Those who accused the man of hatred did not know the man. That he has herd of cattle....he said to himself, I will go and bring one of my cow but he realised the pointlessness in his actions....

this one weak me

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by furrr(m): 11:52am On Aug 30, 2019
GeniusOla:


Guy, are u sure ur upfront is in safe hands laidis, this one that u are blowing her kiss already, shey u heard when she mentioned germany not long ago? And her plans to put hers in fixed deposit, hope you are checking something, only one song of advice, "no mater where u go o, remember the road that leads you home (bobowaja) sorry #bodethomas" cheesy


Guy ....
I don't care what you say ..
You are a genius in my book
Na brain and sense go kill you
grin grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 11:52am On Aug 30, 2019
Ladyjane5657:



Do u mean to say Karashika now lives on this thread? shocked
sounds like beeam... im not insinuating anything o, and I no dey look for trouble.... but shey you get a brother name Beam, you guys reason and respond alike...He's always looking for trouble lol...i just wan check something ni

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:52am On Aug 30, 2019
BenFlash:
@mosgoon, all I can say is that you are a VVIP. At this rate, even if you FART here, it will be discussed for at least 100 pages.

The intense emotions behind everyone's "advice" defeats the whole purpose of it in the first place. I have read "shut up", " stupid", "psychological problem" in reactions and had to go back to read your comment over and over again to see what could have elicited such words, Alas! all I could find was McK. A typical case of "not seeing the log in your eyes..."

Las las, nobody holy pass.

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 30, 2019
GeniusOla:
This mosgoon conversation dey sweet, pls if you no dey interested just leave this thread for us and come back at night grin
korect...lemme grab pop-corn and join you grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Teaser4(m): 11:53am On Aug 30, 2019
GeniusOla:
So from stats and comments it is safe to deduce that majority of people here are people with low accomplishments, low self esteem, even low current grin and that is why they want to kill mosgoon, heck how did i manage to find myself here grin , i know there are quite a number of well accomplished people here that can help my life, na joke i dey o! Abeg jus sample your boi, u go see say i loyal oya lets start the hashtag #FreeMosgoon. I dey come
"low current" gat me like....

Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 11:54am On Aug 30, 2019
Buhahahahaha.......

number5:


lipsrsealed
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by tyakson99: 11:56am On Aug 30, 2019
mosgoon:


No need to worry as I would 100% not be among NNPC's next GT recruits. Me giving out the LOMS was to help people scale through MBB as I recognized the interview flaws
Lol. Then I guess it safe to say you are only here to have fun because it is expected that a guy like you with so much going forward wouldn't have much time to bicker over something whose outcome he isn't interested in. Although I know we are different but I know many people wouldn't bother checking and commenting on this thread regularly if they ain't interested in the final outcome and even if they do, it might be intermittently and on a very low key. This would want to make me know your motive on this thread given that you are indifferent to the final outcome

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by GeniusOla(m): 11:56am On Aug 30, 2019
Teaser4:
sounds like beeam... im not insinuating anything o, and I no dey look for trouble.... but shey you get a brother name Beam, you guys reason and respond alike...He's always looking for trouble lol...i just wan check something ni

From ladyjane= sempumping to ladyjane=beam lol. Issokay but u know beam, anytime wey e enter thread, na that time i dey always look for my dictionary grin

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