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Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by laughitall(m): 10:30pm On Aug 31, 2019
mrNEMZY:
Whether you want to back up your statement with your story or not, it doesn't mean that what is said is far from the fact.

Atleast in 90% cases it's better not to tell your wife all that you have.

My only question is, when/if you die, how does she recorver your wealth? mostly those put in the bank, bcoz I am pretty sure most dieing men would love to leave their furtune to their wife and kids.
why do we have this bad mentality of the husband dieing first
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Samyj247: 10:34pm On Aug 31, 2019
nairalandposter:
Oh shut up you devilish soul!

Anti-Christ agent!


The op is a well known troll who opens dumb threads abusing women, you are also a stupid troll for supporting him or her.

Someone would display mental illness on this forum, idiotic jackasses would busy themselves typing rubbish just because they feel it's their chance to demerit and destroy yet another relationship or marriage!

You are a fool!

If your wife or baby mama/mistress/concubine/idiot in a relationship with your dumb ass, carries any kids to her village after your demise, with the rubbish you support on this forum, why would your so called kids bother having any legacy when they got none from you!

Idiot!

Is insulting women 24/7 a legacy?

You fools spend your free time in brothels or watching porn, then you have the guts to come online and insult women, are you mad? Who are you blaming for your profligate lifestyle?
bross abeg try get small sense na...haba. ur mumunes no b here o....e far. BUSH MEAT
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by naijacentric(m): 12:20am On Sep 01, 2019
Ilekokonit:
You will need the 90% later on when she shows you her true colours.

Most, if not all women are ingrates who use men to train them and their kids and lift the women up before showing their nasty side.

So, if you have 10 naira, tell your wife you have 1 naira.

Thank me later maybe 10 years into marriage when you finally realise that the woman you married is a deceitful monster.
u mean naija women
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 12:52am On Sep 01, 2019
Samyj247:
bross abeg try get small sense na...haba. ur mumunes no b here o....e far. BUSH MEAT
Are you and your demented cronies the ones releasing snakes on people's private property?

God will catch you one day.

You want to turn overseas to Nigeria abi? After you ruined the place, na to scatter everywhere remain, God is greater than you.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by mrNEMZY(m): 4:29am On Sep 01, 2019
laughitall:
why do we have this bad mentality of the husband dieing first
Because the life expectancy of men is always lower than that of women.

And, I was just talking theoretically
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Samyj247: 7:00am On Sep 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
Are you and your demented cronies the ones releasing snakes on people's private property?

God will catch you one day.

You want to turn overseas to Nigeria abi? After you ruined the place, na to scatter everywhere remain, God is greater than you.
shut up ur black teeth there....I have read ur comments here nd got to know that...u no get sense at all. just using God to cover up ur lack of sense. I guess u are even a kid....I won't even reply ur stupid reply to this cos it will b a waste of time. Try get sense....in case. u don't know what sense means, look it up in ur dictionary if even u have one.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Bj5all(m): 10:01am On Sep 01, 2019
Ilekokonit:
You will need the 90% later on when she shows you her true colours.

Most, if not all women are ingrates who use men to train them and their kids and lift the women up before showing their nasty side.

So, if you have 10 naira, tell your wife you have 1 naira.

Thank me later maybe 10 years into marriage when you finally realise that the woman you married is a deceitful monster.
You shouldn't push your frustration and bitter experience as theory of marriage. Every marriage is unique.

Your experience is particular to you and not a general phenomenon.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by boiz2men(m): 10:32am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
protecting ourselves financially goes both ways. As young as i am, i have met guys who try to take advantage of me. Leeches didnt know imma rock.
Are you rich grin

I'm looking for love cheesy
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Nobody: 10:43am On Sep 01, 2019
boiz2men:
Are you rich grin
I'm looking for love cheesy
grin Lol. Love?
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by boiz2men(m): 10:47am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin Lol. Love?
Yes oo.. The criteria is you must have money or your dad must have money....

Which one are you? smiley
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Nobody: 10:53am On Sep 01, 2019
boiz2men:
Yes oo.. The criteria is you must have money or your dad must have money....

Which one are you? smiley
grin My mum has the money. But seriously youre funny. Telling me its about the cash?
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by boiz2men(m): 10:57am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin My mum has the money. But seriously youre funny. Telling me its about the cash?
The love will come later.

C becomes before L

Cash before love my dear...

How much will you be giving every month if I fall in love with you?

You know I will cut my hair every week, need recharge card, buy expensive Vaseline and tissue paper for my piss.


I will also fix my nails by removing the dirt's
. These things cost money...

kiss
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 10:58am On Sep 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
Is any idiot taking this bitter desperate frustrated jobless satanic and cowardly fool serious?
take it or leave it and stop the abuse.it's uneccesary
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Nobody: 11:07am On Sep 01, 2019
boiz2men:
The love will come later.

C becomes before L

Cash before love my dear...

How much will you be giving every month if I fall in love with you?

You know I will cut my hair every week, need recharge card, buy expensive Vaseline and tissue paper for my piss.


I will also fix my nails by removing the dirt's
. These things cost money...

kiss
You gom me laughing so hard i nearly peed.
if you were a girl you'ld be a guys worse nightmare.
whats the expensive vaseline for?
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 11:07am On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
take it or leave it and stop the abuse.it's uneccesary
When you support evil, you are evil.


https://www.nairaland.com/ilekokonit/topics

I've noted your moniker from henceforth, and I see you registered this id Dec 28 2017.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 11:09am On Sep 01, 2019
Samyj247:
shut up ur black teeth there....I have read ur comments here nd got to know that...u no get sense at all. just using God to cover up ur lack of sense. I guess u are even a kid....I won't even reply ur stupid reply to this cos it will b a waste of time. Try get sense....in case. u don't know what sense means, look it up in ur dictionary if even u have one.
Stop referring to my teeth as black you stupid animal!


My teeth are not black you bottom feeder!

It's your own teeth that will turn black in Jesus name!

You think you have a monopoly on cursing and bad belle?

Very useless thing!
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 11:11am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
protecting ourselves financially goes both ways. As young as i am, i have met guys who try to take advantage of me. Leeches didnt know imma rock.
women are always rocky when they are young and turn sandy ,when they are 30 and above
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by boiz2men(m): 11:12am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
You gom me laughing so hard i nearly peed.
if you were a girl you'ld be a guys worse nightmare.
whats the expensive vaseline for?
What do people use Vaseline for?

To fry egg.

I noticed your interest in tech. That's pretty cool. A lot of youngsters are going that way in recent times. Very impressive I must say.

If you ask me I d say don't start with java or csharp as recommended. Start with HTML and CSS.

Some people start with machine learning though but that depends on the size of the brain.

I'm thinking yours is like a mustard seed wink

But the holy book says something nice about those seeds
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 11:14am On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
women are always rocky when they are young and turn sandy ,when they are 30 and above
Your mama no doubt.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 11:38am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
Im a virgin oo.
that is how some girls claimed in okrika community,but when egg was brought for virginity test,they all scampered.....
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Nobody: 11:45am On Sep 01, 2019
boiz2men:
What do people use Vaseline for?

To fry egg.

I noticed your interest in tech. That's pretty cool. A lot of youngsters are going that way in recent times. Very impressive I must say.

If you ask me I d say don't start with java or csharp as recommended. Start with HTML and CSS.

Some people start with machine learning though but that depends on the size of the brain.

I'm thinking yours is like a mustard seed wink

But the holy book says something nice about those seeds
I dont blame you. But size has nothing to do with smarts.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Nobody: 11:48am On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
women are always rocky when they are young and turn sandy ,when they are 30 and above
Lol. Some.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 11:49am On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
that is how some girls claimed in okrika community,but when egg was brought for virginity test,they all scampered.....
Can you and your fellow primitives get out of here with your neanderthal behaviour?

Always dragging Nigeria backwards as if they are allergic to civilization.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by boiz2men(m): 11:52am On Sep 01, 2019
Blackivy27:
I dont blame you. But size has nothing to do with smarts.
I'm messing with you tongue

No offense intended.

I'm actually impressed you are choosing that path for yourself. One mistake I made as a teen was not to have learned programming early enough. I learned it later in life tho but I wish I did Earlier.

Any one who has interest in tech definitely isn't dumb. Infact, tech guys see non tech people as dumb... grin

You are pretty smart to want that career for yourself
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 12:55pm On Sep 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
Your mama no doubt.
learn to respect your mother, because mothers are golden.but all the same,back to sender
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 1:02pm On Sep 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
When you support evil, you are evil.


https://www.nairaland.com/ilekokonit/topics

I've noted your moniker from henceforth, and I see you registered this id Dec 28 2017.
can't you drive your points without being abusive?
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ikpongiton: 1:13pm On Sep 01, 2019
nairalandposter:
Can you and your fellow primitives get out of here with your neanderthal behaviour?

Always dragging Nigeria backwards as if they are allergic to civilization.
your brain is not wired correctly.you need rehab.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Greatzeus(m): 1:21pm On Sep 01, 2019
Ishilove:
You sound so bitter. Whatever she did must have really hurt you because I have known you to come online to discuss your personal issues. Pele dear.

Oh well, a man's experiences shape his world view. We are not all the same, my dear.
What makes him sound bitter? Because it's about the females? Respect his opinion or move along. We are not all bla bla bla...... Continue in your grand delusion if it helps to keep your self esteem intact.
#LogicoverEmotionsAlways cool
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Ishilove: 1:28pm On Sep 01, 2019
Greatzeus:
What makes him sound bitter? Because it's about the females? Respect his opinion or move along. We are not all bla bla bla...... Continue in your grand delusion if it helps to keep your self esteem intact.
You must be high on exhaust fumes. Is your name ilekokonit? Gboromiro. Eke is my hobby. Na wetin no consign you, you go flex your puny internet muscles. Gbefila. Gbeborun. Common sense you don't have in that your hollow, concave skull, which is why you don't know that observation of bitterness in the next person is not always derogatory.

Oponu eyan.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by Greatzeus(m): 1:41pm On Sep 01, 2019
Ishilove:
You must be high on exhaust fumes. Is your name ilekokonit? Gboromiro. Eke is my hobby. Na wetin no consign you, you go flex your puny internet muscles. Gbefila. Gbeborun. Common sense you don't have in that your hollow, concave skull, which is why you don't know that observation of bitterness in the next person is not always derogatory.

Oponu eyan.
Ok,love you too tongue
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
learn to respect your mother, because mothers are golden.but all the same,back to sender
Your father must be deadbeat.

As for your mother, we all see what frustration she imparted to you.
Re: If You Have 10 Naira, Tell Your Wife You Have 1 Naira...... by nlPoster: 2:51pm On Sep 01, 2019
Ikpongiton:
your brain is not wired correctly.you need rehab.
Your brain is a stinking gutter.

Rehab can do nothing for you.
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