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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 12:00am On Sep 11, 2019
"GT bank president theory" ...There is nothing Mr Johnbull will not see in this life!

Bipolar disorder is not a good thing shaa.The good news is that lithium can be use to mange the disorder and the side effect is bearable .

In all,apply restraint.Simple and short.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:04am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Sweet dreams chocolate milk shake...

Pls ah no fit vex on top empty vessels that lacks joy...who thinks they are In their mothers kitchen to vomit nonsense to anyone ( Oga advisers wey no fit use am buy motor) ....when I vex... I swear , na to shut down this thread ��

I love it that loud.. Sleep like a baby pie... Jealousy will kill those I have failed to notice
Let's go to za oza room

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rotemens: 12:05am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Sweet dreams chocolate milk shake...

Pls ah no fit vex on top empty vessels that lacks joy...who thinks they are In their mothers kitchen to vomit nonsense to anyone ( Oga advisers wey no fit use am buy motor) ....when I vex... I swear , na to shut down this thread ��

I love it that loud.. Sleep like a baby pie... Jealousy will kill those I have failed to notice
make I touch u small still not OK with ur English need more but no pour am for me Oohh do it on someone else so Dat I read ND continue laughing ...let me confess just like d way u composing ur words.. Make Apl drop so Dat we go all rest.. Goodnight joor!!!

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 12:09am On Sep 11, 2019
Rotemens:
make I touch u small still not OK with ur English need more but no pour am for me Oohh do it on someone else so Dat I read ND continue laughing ...let me confess just like d way u composing ur words.. Make Apl drop so Dat we go all rest.. Goodnight joor!!!

You just wantu confuse my baby. Try and use punctuation marks na.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 12:11am On Sep 11, 2019
Rotemens:
make I touch u small still not OK with ur English need more but no pour am for me Oohh do it on someone else so Dat I read ND continue laughing ...let me confess just like d way u composing ur words.. Make Apl drop so Dat we go all rest.. Goodnight joor!!!

Good night too.. We have slept .. No more acid...except some lizard wan bring it up tmao

.. My chaste and I.. Are already dreaming. See how he snores... Sweet baby... Snore on my baby generator..

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rotemens: 12:14am On Sep 11, 2019
ChasteGhuy:


You just wantu confuse my baby. Try and use punctuation marks na.
wetin be ur own?? local man is already confused with ladyjane English
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rotemens: 12:15am On Sep 11, 2019
[quote author=Ladyjane5657 post=82115271]

Good night too.. We have slept .. No more acid...except some lizard wan bring it up tmao

.. My chaste and I.. Are already dreaming. See how he snores... Sweet baby... Snore on my baby generator../quote] u nd Dis chasteguy I just dey look una oooo

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by ChikezieUche: 1:02am On Sep 11, 2019
Teaser4:
egbon please go back to bed...we must modify that dream lol

I wish I could control what was revealed but I can't.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 1:50am On Sep 11, 2019
shocked I've always been a keen admirer of urs, buh with this.... I cannot can again. All dis for 1 person or an entire generation?

To even make it sweet, you affirm you ain't insulting? God knows you house number.

@ChasteGhuy.... U sure say this babe go make heaven at all with all dis Savage reply?

Lemme quickly gather myself run away!

Ladyjane5657:

u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) No 1?

Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult grin just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable?

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sukabakawate: 1:59am On Sep 11, 2019
Some people here are sadists, sadists in the purest clinical sense.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nnpcstaff2019: 2:22am On Sep 11, 2019
interesting!!!
to model and simulate this thread...
just create ur theory, input then comes followers output...
some u debug-counter theory

infact just divide the thread, rule mentally grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


wait for me the surest sauce garnish, by exactly 6pm next week sunday for planned arranged dropping of APL and subsequent protocols that will be observed.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by darella(m): 4:58am On Sep 11, 2019
Greetings, Today is 11th Wednesday.
If APL drops between now and weekend then resumption is mid October 14th.
Just a possibility let's hope grin
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Chibusoil: 5:23am On Sep 11, 2019
997 shocked. Una weldone oo.
Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Baselm: 6:35am On Sep 11, 2019
ademmy102:


Truth is bitter....Am not saying you should agree to my comments but I have to say the truth. I was once like you some years back not until when I understand how the system works... Quote my word; "if a friend tells you that he/she got the NNPC job solely on merit is a big lie"... Some of you here won't say the truth but they know how it works and they will just come here to cajole you on merit list. To shock you there are some that failed the CBT and was later called for documentation and some did not even apply and we have the appointment letter. What you are expecting always on and still on. Wake up from your slumber....

I like the way you think, it is this kind of thinking that makes Merit easy to get these days, because some will not even bother to apply. My younger brother got into the NPF last year, we didn't Know anybody. if ordinary NPF that is so corrupt uses merit, you are here arguing that NNPC won't have room for merit. Please keep it up, I don't know of previous administrations oo, but in this Buhari administration, whether we like to agree or not, there has been changes.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 7:05am On Sep 11, 2019
olusholag1:
shocked I've always been a keen admirer of urs, buh with this.... I cannot can again. All dis for 1 person or an entire generation?

To even make it sweet, you affirm you ain't insulting? God knows you house number.

@ChasteGhuy.... U sure say this babe go make heaven at all with all dis Savage reply?

Lemme quickly gather myself run away!


Thank u.... Now for the sake of my admirers, I will need to explain something here (remember I don't beg for love wink )

Anyone close to me will know that on a very good day, the last thing I will do will be to honour a liazard with my reply but I needed to set things straight for these reasons:
1; I don't know what any other person on this thread is here for, but I'm just here to get "little serious info" and then catch my fun ( which makes a large part of me)
2: We all know how many people on this thread who postulate theories and when those clash, we all have a laff and move one.. Now mind u, whatever info I have dropped on this thread has always been from Nnpc officials even tho some may not be correct.. I drop them as they come.. cheesy . even if I have fabricated them, whose business is it? If u don't like my "lofty" attitude and post, what stops u from taking ur miserable self away from it? Must u reply? Because u feel u are savage?? U wan form savage on top savage?? Stupid.
My posts has no binding contract on ya neck.. Why not simply skip if u feel I'm writing gibberish? U feel u can pick on anyone? The way u talk down at those other people and get away with it? U must be an alien clown.
A lot of them shut people up because they feel they have common sense? Heehehehehe sense indeed . and we still dey here?

Now some patriarchal Heriot's on this thread will wantu practise their useless patriarchy here because they feel a woman should not be assertive? Whoever checks this people's IQ?

A lot of inferiority complex and Jealously will not allow majority of these heriots to see clearly..if u need some accolades... Meet me.. I will teach u to vibe... Now , I am someone who trends everywhere I go ( get it into ur thick heads) for good o. And I must keep trending.. U will see when we get to the towers , the original pepper them gang... I'm very sure a lot of them thick heads won't even have the guts to approach me face to face...hiding behind a faceless fora...

If u ever think I'm loud... Congrats... Watch out for the record breaking volume from now on.. If u think a silly post can suppress me, hehehe u are in a for a long thing!

Now to my haters.... U have an official association formed for u by me ( association OF ladyJ's matter hawkers, Aolmh) feel free to go pick ya forms from "Udeaki" grin

PS: I'm a whole Lotta mood... A lil preachy here, a lil roughy there, a lil shy here, a lil bold there, a lil cool here , a lil trendy there... A lil respectful here... A lil trashy there... Just gimme a vibe... We will flow


Una good morning this morning

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by bobowaja(m): 7:19am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Hahahahahahaha first of all , i am going to tell u something about me..... I don't diss ( In case ur brain can't process this - I don't exchange words or insult people) ,watever Iam going to tell u right now is with all due respect and of course no offence meant grin
PS: its a long post.. Relax and enjoy wink
Another First of all , u are a pillock ( no offence meant, remember) for coming to a fora... I mean a public fora to use the word nuisance... What stops u from picking the leftover of ur glued life and walk away from this thread? No 1?

Which of the planets did u descend from to warrant u to speak to me talk more of ordering me on what to do or not? Did u loose ur senses before coming on board No 2?

I had believed with ur voluptuous grammar , u will be sensible enough to know how to draw my attention or ur IQ is way below that I have feared? No3

Hahaahhaa u talk about my jokes?? Hhahaaha oh! U even deduced it was a joke Hahaha wat do I call u then? Sensible slowpoke? No4

Now lemme talk to u in my normal tone..

If u have made me a point of ur depression... Blv me bruv. .. U need to go see some casket makers Asap cox u will be needing it soon...
For bringing it to my notice that u are pained... Congratulations... U are about to choke from pains... And as long as this thread lives... I will be ur worst nightmare...

For ur info.. This is the beginning of ur travail on this thread... Cox from this time onward... I have purged myself of all chill pills... Relax... I will feed u till u overflow..

Remember I don't diss... Or insult grin just some friendly talk..

BTW... Has anyone told u ... U are not only depressed but miserable? U and those liking ya post ... If u are just realizing... Pls don't hesitate to use a therapist... And for the records.. I am one..

And if anyone feels happy and needs more of our friendly discussion... Feel free to insult quote.. I will never insult back.. I promise..
Chasteguy, cheat on this babe and lack peace for a very long time.

Chill pill? None
Savagery? Yes, abnormal level cheesy


Local woman, I no go cross ur lane till APL drops. My mama don tell me to avoid troubles

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by libertyluv(m): 7:20am On Sep 11, 2019
APL WILL DROP WHEN IT WILL DROP. BUT WHEN IT DROP FINALLY, AND YOU ARE HELPLESSLY HEPLESS, REMEMBER LIFE GOES ON. MAY THE THOUGHT OF SNIPER NEVER PASS THROUGH THE BACK OF YOUR HEART. REMEMBER, LAST LAST WE WILL ALL BE FINE.......LAST LAST HUSTLE MAKE YOUR PIKING NO CHOP GRASS

MY FATHER MY FATHER,MAY ALL 5G,4G,3G,2G CONNECTION FAIL,MAY THERE BE HEAVY NETWORK INTERFERENCE. LAST LAST MAY LOCAL MEN/WOMEN WITHOUT CONNECTION SMILE

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ebenaba(m): 7:25am On Sep 11, 2019
It's always pleasing to know other people's weak link. It's now obvious that not many people can be like the loms guy, or even EMS. I just hope y'all will act like adults when you get to the towers..
There's no comfort in being surrounded with little bickering babies....
I hereby summon the great historian, @number5 to give a brief summary of the latest onslaught and the possible way forward

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Robocorp(m): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2019
Someone said NNPC is waiting for the final court verdict between Buhari and Atiku today before APL release. So according to him, we are likely to recieve APL tommorow if the judgement is in favor of Baba.
P.S: The source is just an applicant like you and I giving his/her own opinion on the matter.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by sukabakawate: 7:31am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Thank u.... Now for the sake of my admirers, I will need to explain something here (remember I don't beg for love wink )

Anyone close to me will know that on a very good day, the last thing I will do will be to honour a liazard with my reply but I needed to set things straight for these reasons:
1; I don't know what any other person on this thread is here for, but I'm just here to get "little serious info" and then catch my fun ( which makes a large part of me)
2: We all know how many people on this thread who postulate theories and when those clash, we all have a laff and move one.. Now mind u, whatever info I have dropped on this thread has always been from Nnpc officials even tho some may not be correct.. I drop them as they come.. cheesy . even if I have fabricated them, whose business is it? If u don't like my "lofty" attitude and post, what stops u from taking ur miserable self away from it? Must u reply? Because u feel u are savage?? U wan form savage on top savage?? Stupid.
My posts has no binding contract on ya neck.. Why not simply skip if u feel I'm writing gibberish? U feel u can pick on anyone? The way u talk down at those other people and get away with it? U must be an alien clown.
A lot of them shut people up because they feel they have common sense? Heehehehehe sense indeed . and we still dey here?

Now some patriarchal Heriot's on this thread will wantu practise their useless patriarchy here because they feel a woman should not be assertive? Whoever checks this people's IQ?

A lot of inferiority complex and Jealously will not allow majority of these heriots to see clearly..if u need some accolades... Meet me.. I will teach u to vibe... Now , I am someone who trends everywhere I go ( get it into ur thick heads) for good o. And I must keep trending.. U will see when we get to the towers , the original pepper them gang... I'm very sure a lot of them thick heads won't even have the guts to approach me face to face...hiding behind a faceless fora...

If u ever think I'm loud... Congrats... Watch out for the record breaking volume from now on.. If u think a silly post can suppress me, hehehe u are in a for a looking thing!

Now to my haters.... U have an official association formed for u by me ( association OF ladyJ's matter hawkers, Aolmh) feel free to go pick ya forms from "Udeaki" grin

PS: I'm a whole Lotta mood... A lil preachy here, a lil roughy there, a lil shy here, a lil bold there, a lil cool here , a lil trendy there... A lil respectful here... A lil trashy there... Just gimme a vibe... We will flow


Una good morning this morning

Unemployment neurosis shrouded in a bland sense of humour.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mvem(m): 7:34am On Sep 11, 2019
Robocorp:
Someone said NNPC is waiting for the final court verdict between Buhari and Atiku today before APL release. So according to him, we are likely to recieve APL tommorow if the judgement is in favor of Baba.
P.S: The source is just an applicant like you and I giving his/her own opinion on the matter.
oga normally the case will still be appealed after the verdict and will normally get to the supreme court....maybe if it was at the supreme court and the verdict was today then your assertion might hold water. If the verdict today go against Buhari he will still appeal and will get to the supreme, vice versa if it goes against Atiku

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:37am On Sep 11, 2019
olusholag1:
shocked I've always been a keen admirer of urs, buh with this.... I cannot can again. All dis for 1 person or an entire generation?

To even make it sweet, you affirm you ain't insulting? God knows you house number.

@ChasteGhuy.... U sure say this babe go make heaven at all with all dis Savage reply?

Lemme quickly gather myself run away!


Na easysnipermoney cause am. No vex. Tempers are rising.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:40am On Sep 11, 2019
Baselm:


I like the way you think, it is this kind of thinking that makes Merit easy to get these days, because some will not even bother to apply. My younger brother got into the NPF last year, we didn't Know anybody. if ordinary NPF that is so corrupt uses merit, you are here arguing that NNPC won't have room for merit. Please keep it up, I don't know of previous administrations oo, but in this Buhari administration, whether we like to agree or not, there has been changes.
good reply.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Robocorp(m): 7:41am On Sep 11, 2019
mvem:
oga normally the case will still be appealed after the verdict and will normally get to the supreme court....maybe if it was at the supreme court and the verdict was today then your assertion might hold water. If the verdict today go against Buhari he will still appeal and will get to the supreme, vice versa if it goes against Atiku
@the bolded, my assertion?
Now I finally believe what some nairalanders have been saying on this thread, some people don't just process what have been said before replying. Which part of 'Someone Said' don't you understand sir.
All the same, thanks for your input sir.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Rahl444: 7:43am On Sep 11, 2019
Una good morning o
Plz I don't 'diss' o but ,I think someone is really experiencing depressive-manic episodes here .

I also smell psychosis imbibe inside multiple personality disorders...For the records, there are qualified medical Doctors and pharmacists here.

Seek a medical attention now before you fail NNPC medical fitness test...And it is more pitiable when you try to defend your 'ill_condition'.


EMS I am still looking for you.I want to greet you.

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:46am On Sep 11, 2019
Ladyjane5657:


Thank u.... Now for the sake of my admirers, I will need to explain something here (remember I don't beg for love wink )

Anyone close to me will know that on a very good day, the last thing I will do will be to honour a liazard with my reply but I needed to set things straight for these reasons:
1; I don't know what any other person on this thread is here for, but I'm just here to get "little serious info" and then catch my fun ( which makes a large part of me)
2: We all know how many people on this thread who postulate theories and when those clash, we all have a laff and move one.. Now mind u, whatever info I have dropped on this thread has always been from Nnpc officials even tho some may not be correct.. I drop them as they come.. cheesy . even if I have fabricated them, whose business is it? If u don't like my "lofty" attitude and post, what stops u from taking ur miserable self away from it? Must u reply? Because u feel u are savage?? U wan form savage on top savage?? Stupid.
My posts has no binding contract on ya neck.. Why not simply skip if u feel I'm writing gibberish? U feel u can pick on anyone? The way u talk down at those other people and get away with it? U must be an alien clown.
A lot of them shut people up because they feel they have common sense? Heehehehehe sense indeed . and we still dey here?

Now some patriarchal Heriot's on this thread will wantu practise their useless patriarchy here because they feel a woman should not be assertive? Whoever checks this people's IQ?

A lot of inferiority complex and Jealously will not allow majority of these heriots to see clearly..if u need some accolades... Meet me.. I will teach u to vibe... Now , I am someone who trends everywhere I go ( get it into ur thick heads) for good o. And I must keep trending.. U will see when we get to the towers , the original pepper them gang... I'm very sure a lot of them thick heads won't even have the guts to approach me face to face...hiding behind a faceless fora...

If u ever think I'm loud... Congrats... Watch out for the record breaking volume from now on.. If u think a silly post can suppress me, hehehe u are in a for a long thing!

Now to my haters.... U have an official association formed for u by me ( association OF ladyJ's matter hawkers, Aolmh) feel free to go pick ya forms from "Udeaki" grin

PS: I'm a whole Lotta mood... A lil preachy here, a lil roughy there, a lil shy here, a lil bold there, a lil cool here , a lil trendy there... A lil respectful here... A lil trashy there... Just gimme a vibe... We will flow


Una good morning this morning

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Ladyjane5657(f): 7:47am On Sep 11, 2019
ChasteGhuy:



U know how beautiful it gets grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:49am On Sep 11, 2019
bobowaja:

Chasteguy, cheat on this babe and lack peace for a very long time.

Chill pill? None
Savagery? Yes, abnormal level cheesy


Local woman, I no go cross ur lane till APL drops. My mama don tell me to avoid troubles

Na to go find trouble for outside, then call on my lady to handle them for me. grin grin

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by mvem(m): 7:50am On Sep 11, 2019
Robocorp:

@the bolded, my assertion?
Now I finally believe what some nairalanders have been saying on this thread, some people don't just process what have been said before replying. Which part of 'Someone Said' don't you understand sir.
All the same, thanks for your input sir.
sorry...the assertion of your friend

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Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Nobody: 7:50am On Sep 11, 2019
Robocorp:
Someone said NNPC is waiting for the final court verdict between Buhari and Atiku today before APL release. So according to him, we are likely to recieve APL tommorow if the judgement is in favor of Baba.
P.S: The source is just an applicant like you and I giving his/her own opinion on the matter.
hilarious

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