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PORTLAND – Teenager allegedly masturbated a jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack, in the proccess even breaking the world record and was awarded a world record certificate by a Guinness representative who later arrived at the home.

Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently masturbating too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being “extremely lonely”. Jerome’s Mother called Portland police after discovering his corpse in his room. Jerome’s mother told Huzlers reporters “1 hour passed since I had called him down for lunch, Jerome was the kind of boy to steal food off your plate when you were not looking, i knew something was wrong when he didn’t come down to eat, he was a great kid” she finished as she began to cry.

Police arrived at

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They awarded his corpse a Guinness book of world record certificate? Walahi this oyinbo people no get conscience

Was the act recorded? How did they know it was 56 times. Something is not right here

AJNIGERIA:
Was the act recorded? How did they know it was 56 times. Something is not right here

CCTV

All the vaseline crew gather here awards is here for all of you.

Atleast we now know the limit.

55times is the limit/day.

cheers

Me that go as far as 70 nko?






Na lie i day lie oo

Madness

AT LEAST HE ARCHIVED.

Unverified

Blood of deontay wilder!!! What kind of fuckery is this again.

LMAO They even award him "World Best Masturbator"

Dude even won the Fappon d'or.

ULSHERLAN:
Atleast we now know the limit.
55times is the limit/day.
cheers

the boy is weak... My record is 78 times

Jesus Christ of OGINIBA ! 56 times? when i can barely go 2 times?


Na joke oo, No reason am!

We the association of village people hereby denounce our involvement in his death cos our members were on official tour as at the time of his death.

Signed
Secretary

who counted his orgasm

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solmusdesigns:



who counted his orgasm

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we just lost our president president

solmusdesigns:



who counted his orgasm

Good question

Who there doing the counting

ULSHERLAN:
Atleast we now know the limit.

55times is the limit/day.

cheers

Fair play to you. You are a half glass full kinda guy. I respect a man who learns a lesson or two in the gloomiest of situations.

What a record that someone gas chosen to break

He died a hero.

Haaaa

luvyaself95:
All the vaseline crew gather here
awards is here for all of you.

What's the vaseline whatchamacallit y'all been talkin 'bout here...

Oneday I will Bleep a lady... Not just any lady but a white one...

A living legend ,,,, bravossssss

Who counted it?