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I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ikorodureporta(op): 12:08am On Sep 26, 2019
As seen online..


I have outlived my Penis�

My hammer days are over
His Light is out�
What use to be my pride and joy
Is now my water pipe.�

Time was when, on its own accord, from my pants it would spring.��‍♂️
But now I have got a full time job
to awaken a dead pipe�

It was once embarrassing the way it behaved. �
For every single morning it would
rise without consultation.��

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.�
To see my hammer hang it’s head,
And watch me tie my shoes �

It is well.
������������


https://www.instagram.com/p/B21x-tSppeP/?igshid=r075yj7l27br

Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Jboycruz(m):
FTC
I dedicate it to Charles Oputa
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by GreetMe(m): 12:31am On Sep 26, 2019
Is that lashes on that dude's eyes??
Nothing Chukwudi no go see for warehouse
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by star2008(m): 12:44am On Sep 26, 2019
Charly papa I hail o
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by sexysage(m): 12:49am On Sep 26, 2019
Ode agba
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Enemyofpeace: 11:36am On Sep 26, 2019
Lalasticlala you nko?
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by chibu4u2(m): 11:36am On Sep 26, 2019
Sentiment aside, this poem literally explain the certainty of life. Nothing last forever! If na lie ask Nwaamaikpe.

Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by babamadiba(m): 11:37am On Sep 26, 2019
Now thats what I call a gangster pipe. Kalashnikov. The last Don.
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by orunmila144:
grin mad man area fada and his gbola woes
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Mcurim(m): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019
grin grin
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by safarigirl(f): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019
Time and age will humble everything, including penis
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by realstars: 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019
What happen to your joy stick?
I dont overstated again.,
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Mopolchi: 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019
Abeg pack am kip inside your trouser. What rubbish! shocked
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by festacman(m):
This phallus lamentation awaits every man but the good news is that though it would take some time and effort to wake up but once it is alive, it does the job. Not completely a bad news unlike female menopause.
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:39am On Sep 26, 2019
Obviously..........

May JT Muscles Rest wherever......

Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by owolabi5: 11:40am On Sep 26, 2019
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR BJ
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:41am On Sep 26, 2019
owolabi5:
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR BJ

Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ugochukwufrenzy: 11:41am On Sep 26, 2019
what an educative piece of information!!!!...nairaland is slowly becoming useless
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by midnighter(f): 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019
Those ones dying on top of women in hotels are supposed to read this thing and understand that it's normal
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ijaw1stson: 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019
safarigirl:
Time and age will humble everything, including penis
but still, penis will live longer than boobs that start sagging at age 35. Abi na lie I talk?

Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ekaette1621: 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019
The drug called Signature can make an old man Bleep for more than 3 hrs
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by drips8(m): 11:43am On Sep 26, 2019
It had a great run while it lasted
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by safarigirl(f): 11:43am On Sep 26, 2019
ijaw1stson:
but still, penis will live longer than boobs that start sagging at age 35. Abi na lie I talk?
Sagging boobs can still produce milk my dear.
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by NiRfreak(m): 11:45am On Sep 26, 2019
bh
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by damola44(m): 11:52am On Sep 26, 2019
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by joseph1832(m): 11:53am On Sep 26, 2019
Well...
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by incogni2o: 11:59am On Sep 26, 2019
This is deep,
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by maisauki: 12:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
he is dead but his manhood lives on
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Funmmyastic(f): 12:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Okay seen.
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