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I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ikorodureporta: 12:08am On Sep 26, 2019 |
As seen online.. I have outlived my Penis� My hammer days are over His Light is out� What use to be my pride and joy Is now my water pipe.� Time was when, on its own accord, from my pants it would spring.��♂️ But now I have got a full time job to awaken a dead pipe� It was once embarrassing the way it behaved. � For every single morning it would rise without consultation.�� Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues.� To see my hammer hang it’s head, And watch me tie my shoes � It is well. ������������ https://www.instagram.com/p/B21x-tSppeP/?igshid=r075yj7l27br 11 Likes 1 Share
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Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Jboycruz(m): 12:12am On Sep 26, 2019 |
FTC I dedicate it to Charles Oputa 2 Likes |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by GreetMe(m): 12:31am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Is that lashes on that dude's eyes?? Nothing Chukwudi no go see for warehouse 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by star2008(m): 12:44am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Charly papa I hail o 1 Like |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by sexysage(m): 12:49am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Ode agba |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Enemyofpeace: 11:36am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Lalasticlala you nko? 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by chibu4u2(m): 11:36am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Sentiment aside, this poem literally explain the certainty of life. Nothing last forever! If na lie ask Nwaamaikpe. 48 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by babamadiba(m): 11:37am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Now thats what I call a gangster pipe. Kalashnikov. The last Don. 3 Likes |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by orunmila144: 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
mad man area fada and his gbola woes |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Mcurim(m): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by safarigirl(f): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Time and age will humble everything, including penis 16 Likes |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by realstars: 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
What happen to your joy stick? I dont overstated again., |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Mopolchi: 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Abeg pack am kip inside your trouser. What rubbish! |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by festacman(m): 11:38am On Sep 26, 2019 |
This phallus lamentation awaits every man but the good news is that though it would take some time and effort to wake up but once it is alive, it does the job. Not completely a bad news unlike female menopause. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:39am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Obviously.......... May JT Muscles Rest wherever...... 1 Like 2 Shares
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Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by owolabi5: 11:40am On Sep 26, 2019 |
THE LIFE AND TIMES OF MR BJ |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:41am On Sep 26, 2019 |
owolabi5: 3 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ugochukwufrenzy: 11:41am On Sep 26, 2019 |
what an educative piece of information!!!!...nairaland is slowly becoming useless |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by midnighter(f): 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Those ones dying on top of women in hotels are supposed to read this thing and understand that it's normal |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ijaw1stson: 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019 |
safarigirl:but still, penis will live longer than boobs that start sagging at age 35. Abi na lie I talk? 11 Likes
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Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by ekaette1621: 11:42am On Sep 26, 2019 |
The drug called Signature can make an old man Bleep for more than 3 hrs |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by drips8(m): 11:43am On Sep 26, 2019 |
It had a great run while it lasted 1 Like |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by safarigirl(f): 11:43am On Sep 26, 2019 |
ijaw1stson: Sagging boobs can still produce milk my dear. 4 Likes |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by NiRfreak(m): 11:45am On Sep 26, 2019 |
bh |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by damola44(m): 11:52am On Sep 26, 2019 |
1 Like |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by joseph1832(m): 11:53am On Sep 26, 2019 |
Well... |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by incogni2o: 11:59am On Sep 26, 2019 |
This is deep, |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by maisauki: 12:00pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
he is dead but his manhood lives on |
Re: I Have Outlived My Penis - Charly Boy Shares A Poem By Willie Nelson by Funmmyastic: 12:01pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
Okay seen. |
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