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greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

CrazyMan:
Hmm

Mine happened years back...when I was still a student. I was in year one then and it was on the day of our induction, when we'll be formally introduced to the department.

My HOD, Professors, Docs...my fellow year one coursemates, final years and excos etc in the department were all present...

So as the program went on, our association (Dept) president said it's time for some entertainment and that if anyone of us has a joke to keep the athmosphere lively he should come and get the mic.

Without thinking twice I got up, came to the front and collected the mic from him....then all hell was let loose. I started giving my jokes, the whole auditorium became quiet. As quiet as a church whose pastor is preaching about hell and rapture, and how you'll burn for all eternity in the lake of fire and brimestone.

My jokes turned to sermon, the only difference was that I wasn't using a Bible...I kept on talking and talking believing that I'll will at least hit the jackpot then they'll laugh, and I'll use that opportunity to redeem myself and sign out. Forwhere...

Everyone's eyes was glued to me as though I was some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave...my hands were shaking as I grabbed the mic, I was sweating all over, my voice trembled and I began to stammer...I was wishing that the earth should just open up and swallow me. All the beautiful girls in the dept were just staring at me while I kept fooling myself with the hope that they'll at least smile.

My HOD and lecturers eyes were all fixed on me, I felt like explaining my jokes over and over again to them so that at least they might giggle in case they didn't get it the first time...

After trying in vain to hit the jackpot, our president told me to give him the mic and go back to my seat. That was when our HOD got up and gave me one funny nickname which I will not mention here for reason best known to me....after the nickname prouncement by my HOD, the whole auditorium bursted into a very deep mockery laughter. I tried to safe face by smiling sheepshily. Unfortunately that name stuck on me till I graduated as most people never bothered to know my real name.

The only achievement of that calamity is that it made me popular in the department...all the lecturers, my HOD, even girls all knew me. Even though I failed woefully at comedy I became a local champion.

Omoslim26:
Op must be an immitation warri guy as warri guy you must not carry last d girl too must follow share for d shame
anything anyhow anyway but no carry last

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

Omoslim26:
Oboy i swear if you mad e go fit you
:-D:-D my p head no big
but i sure say your papa head go big pass dis your own dats y him surname na Orilabi:-D
mr Edward Orilabi
you beta no marry dat your galfrnd wey get big head so u no go born hammer head of horror
bcus he be like se big head dey una gene:-D:-D
but you sef y come mention my papa na i no like am oo:-/

lexxyrule:
The embarrassing moment didn't last for a week, but the event build up over the course of about 3 years.

There was this babe I was crushing on back then in my 200l. As a courageous boy, I followed my heart. Walked up to the bae , asked her out and as luck would support me, Sha gave in weeks later.

To cut the story short, everytime we Wan knack, the babe will tell me to be patient that's she's a virgin. After much ado over nothing, I was forced to believe her and we both started keeping and worshiping the virginity like it was some goddess.

Well, it happened that I was an idiot. A distant friend of mine was in those same year knacking the babe who claimed to be a virgin to me.

Now here's what's embarrassing. On a faithful day, I had a hot argument with the distant friend, peeps were much, my real OG were there, the babe there too. Then out of annoyance, then guy called me out, calling me all sorts of names like "gbewudani, mumu, and the wierdest words he can ever use". He then threw it at my face exposing the babe in the presence of my friends how he's been knacking her all along. It was so so embarrassing cos I made my friends believe she's a virgin. When I asked the girl, all she could say is she knew if she gave me sex I would have left and she loved me, she didn't want to lose me.

Omo con see how my friends dey use me dey pa that day?

I just jejely lost the fight with the guy, walked away from there (even though my stubborn friends kept following me and laffing) and it took me about a week to deal with that

Yoouthu:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

DanXplore:
Was coming back from lectures when I saw a mad woman who lived in a pile of rubbish about half a kilometer away from the school fence. Out of compassion, I bought egg roll and swan water for her because she looked so hungry. She hurriedly ate everything with so much excitement and before I knew what was going on she started following me everywhere...for about half an hour. Didn't know how to tell her to stop following me. Omo, see as people dey laugh me and my juvenile friends started calling her my wife. Lol. It took the intervention of security and some area boys to pursue her away. Had to stop plying that route for a while.

Billyanger:
My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

sammysticks:
my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

Cc greggng

Twilights:
U better leave her before she use pregnancy tie u down, once a hoe is always a hoe forever!!! Forget the good girl part , na coverface

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

presido997:
Though not really had any embarrassing moment in campus, but let me say this, Am a contestant @ the level of Student Union Government, am contesting as the Student Union Vice President, as a Comrade almost all my lecturers know sey I dey contest, naso this our exam officer ask we wey never buy his hand out not to enter Class, as the man see me like this, he just shouted my name that am able to purchase Student Union form, but don't have Money to get a lesser amount of Handout that will help my life, see as everybody face me for class that day ehn, though am not really embarrassed by his statement sha, but you know students na they are Just laughing @ Me, but anyway the moment gives me more awareness for class....

DaddyMorenike:
Definitely has to be during a pool party. Got out the pool and was sitting beside the pool, didn't know my preeq cap was outside already, thanks to those Tommy Hilfiger boxers wey get buttons that year. I notice say breeze just dey blow that area but I didn't pay much attention afterall, I just got outta the pool. Like 1mins plus, one babe wey I no even know signaled to my crotch area, as I see my cap outside, I fly enter pool ASAP, I even injured my knees.
I can never ever ever ever forget! Especially the look on the girl face n her friends. Preeq wey never charge, e come be like say tiger ba3. DAMN!!

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

EmptyCoconutHead:
my most embarrassing moments on campus happened this afternoon in one of the varsities in the Mid-West.
So today was final year cultural day where all final year brethren were to represent their culture and tribe by wearing their cultural attire, so while walking with my colleague we came across this gorgeous girl with an Efik (Calabar) attire and my colleague cajoled me to walk up to her and communicate with her since she's from my tribe as I'm a Calabar guy, so I obliged and walked up to her and initiated the following convo with her

Me : Ediye Etie didie (Beauty how are u)

Calabar babe : idiokke eyeneka mmi (I'm fine my brother)

as I was about to press further to Interact with her so I could get her digits, all of a sudden a guy (cultist) from no where with reddish eye balls due to excess intoxication from Indian hemp walked up to me and gave me a resounding slap for daring to "chyke her girlfriend"
mehn I became the cynosure of all eyes as my course mates and passersby gathered to see how the guy dragged me down to an open place and started raining me blows (he was high on weed though) and used my cheeks to engage on slapping practice.
I was tired, weak and hungry after having a series of classes and since I realized I couldn't withstand this muscular guy, i tried to explain to him that the girl was my tribe girl but the guy couldn't listen and started raining me heavy blows till my eye got swollen and when my colleague came to my aid he was blocked by another fellow cultist and they shew him a sheathed dagger.
so this guy kicked me and pushed me into the mud till the white shirt I wore became dirty And behold my long time crushed passed around there and saw as I was being dealt with by just one guy,
oh gosh I was so ashamed of myself and I went back home with such a huge catastrophic disgrace meanwhile the calabar babe wasn't even concerned with what was going on.
later this evening my crush called and asked what happened and later mocked me for allowing a single guy to beat me up effortlessly.
brother I'm typing now from the chemist with swollen eyes.
today has really been a bad day for me.
cc PrimadonnaO

Billyanger:
My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

Thermodynamics:
"Hammer head of horror" Stroking when I go die use for 2001 night of a thousand laugh na you de use for 2019.

I de shame for you, this shows how dumb and uncreative you are, common insult sef your brain nor fit manufacture.

Fucking r.etarded Bastard.

Billyanger:
My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

BecaciaBarbie:
I am in tears plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss………………..I can't stop laughing....oh goodness!!!

greggng:
It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story

Budline1:
This is deep. I wish you didn't hear any of that my friend. She made a mistake by dating an immature guy with roommates who kiss&tell a lot. I just want you to know something for certain, there is really no saint or innocent girls out there anymore, even virgins do mouthactions a lot these days, there is no girl with an ex that haven't done all those you stated, thanks to porn!. Don't judge her or leave her because of that, many ppl are curious and want try sexual things. I'm sure any other girl u meet would have done the same or worse. Tbh In my years of dating, I have always done nasty sexual things with my exes, including my current gfs, we live in the world. Just pretend like u didn't hear all that and enjoy your girl. If u can't get over it, break up with her on time to avoid future damage, but I assure u that 95% or more of them do these things except they are lying or pretending.

Billyanger:
My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

Billyanger:
You are right bross, even me wey i dey talk I've had history with my exes too . I fvck with your comments bro.

PrimadonnaO:
I think some of them are just bitter... perhaps resentful of the youth they’ve lost without making good use of.

DaddyMorenike:
lol. All these ladies in my mentions ehn... It's not Tiger ba3 oh, e just never charge ni.

Fucklove:
You later win the Election?

NewDelhi:
Every lady has a past. If you don't want unnecessary blood pressure and deep thinking it's better you don't even know at all. I once made the mistake of asking my girl about her sex life with her ex. The things she told me drove me crazy and made me consider dumping her ....crazy things I didn't even believe she could do.

Budline1:
Yup bro, everyone tries out their sexual fantasies.