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No different from the ones told by the opposite sex when caught in the act...

So, what's the fuss??!...

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Rafwealth:
Op the thunder from Amadioha is looking for you as you dey try open guys secret for here...

You are very shameless and senseless for saying this, the op did the right thing.

ClitRaider:
Na learner go use those lines..

as for me and other real puccyyy niggers, we've got no explanation of any sorts.


We just pull up pants and the rock away.

all these nairaland guys be forming alpha shem*ale.....for your mind you have got no explanation when caught cheating but if reverse is the case now you be shouting hoes aren't loyal.

Beverlyjean:
So anytime ur partner cheats, u jump on the next d1ck... U think u are doing him...u are only damaging urself... Before u know it, ur body count will hit 20 , then u will realise how foolish u hv been.... If he has a constant woman asides u, then that's different, or if he can't stop cheating... But if it's once and he's truly sorry... U should forgive him... If he truly loves u , the relationship will b stronger ... Most women that say I can't stay with a cheat , end up marrying heavy cheats... Then I will know if u will keep on divorcing... Women , give urselves brain ooo

I don't think this is coming from a lady

Pettyprincess:
Op God bless you for this write-up!!
Nigerian guys can lie ehh,even when it is obvious they still gonna deny it with clear evidence!! Guys nd cheating are like 5 nd 6
May God deliver us from promiscuous men!!

Bia, you say?

Pettyprincess:
Op God bless you for this write-up!!
Nigerian guys can lie ehh,even when it is obvious they still gonna deny it with clear evidence!! Guys nd cheating are like 5 nd 6
May God deliver us from promiscuous men!!

amen

Writercruze:
It’s painful when someone you genuinely love cheats on you. In fact, it breaks the heart really bad. Sometimes, you may ask yourself if you aren’t good enough for him. Well, darling, you are unique and beautiful. Just that a cheat is always a cheat no matter how he tries to hide it.

Your man has no reason to cheat on you. As a matter of fact, no excuse is every enough to justify cheating on someone you love. If someone has cheated on you before, you will understand what I mean.

In this article, I’ll share with you some of the heartbreaking lies Nigerian men give when you catch them cheating.

Lies Nigerian Men give When You Catch Them Cheating

Without much ado, here are some of the excuses Nigerian men give when you catch them cheating…

#1. She Seduced Me

We have heard this several times. Most men caught cheating always claimed that the other person seduced them. Well, even if the story is true, he could have resisted the temptation and say No. You can always fight temptation if you genuinely love your partner.

#2. She Didn’t Mean Anything To Me

When you catch a Nigerian man cheating, he will always tell you that the girl means nothing to him. Trust me, the last thing your partner wants to hear is you telling her that the person doesn’t mean anything to you.

#3. It Was The Devil’s Handiwork

You hear that right. Nigerian men also blame the devil for cheating on their wives. Isn’t that funny? Well, it’s one of the most common excuses men give when you catch them cheating.

#4. I Didn’t Want To Do It but…

He will always tell you that I never wanted to do it. But I don’t know what came over me. Well, if he respects your feelings and the relationship, trust me, he could have overcome any temptation because he won’t want to hurt you for any reason.

#5. It Was Never My Intention To Hurt You

Once you catch him redhanded, he will tell you it’s never his intention to hurt you. Really? He has been sleeping with different girls in the neighbourhood, yet he claimed he never intended to hurt you.

Do you really fall for that lie? Let me tell you the truth… If he doesn’t want to hurt you, he won’t have cheated on you in the first place.

#6. It Only Happened Once

Don’t expect your guy to agree that he has been cheating on you. He will only admit if you catch on the act. And he will tell you that since he has been with you, this is the only time he has been tempted to cheat on you. Well, you don’t expect your boyfriend to admit that he’s a serial cheat, do you?

#7. You Are The One I Truly Love

Another common lie your man will tell when you catch him cheating is, “You are the one I truly love, I’m just passing the time with her.”

But he fails to understand how heartbreaking that statement makes you feel. Ask yourself; if you were to turn the table around, he catches you cheating on him, will he take it likely. Of course, the answer is NO.

Any man that cheats on you doesn’t deserve your love. Even if he begs and promises to turn a new leaf, he will always cheat on you again. Do you know why? A snake is still a snake; it doesn’t matter if the skin changes.

Sources: https://www.naijalovetips.com/7-heartbreaking-lies-nigerian-men-give-when-you-catch-them-cheating/

WHAT DOES WOMEN SAY WHEN YOU CATCH THEM CHEATING ?

I won't believe these until dominique says so

davisco2016:
WHAT DOES WOMEN SAY WHEN YOU CATCH THEM CHEATING ?

don't mind the op

Upcoming blogger you are op! How will you forget to add the last and most important: BUHARI CAUSED IT!!

Trust me Babe, any guy that uses any of those lines genuinely loves you and would like to 'make it work', probably needs help.

Bad-Ass Niggers got no explanation to give.

You hear words like: 'Nothing', ...and that's it, I swear.

Beverlyjean:
So anytime ur partner cheats, u jump on the next d1ck... U think u are doing him...u are only damaging urself... Before u know it, ur body count will hit 20 , then u will realise how foolish u hv been.... If he has a constant woman asides u, then that's different, or if he can't stop cheating... But if it's once and he's truly sorry... U should forgive him... If he truly loves u , the relationship will b stronger ... Most women that say I can't stay with a cheat , end up marrying heavy cheats... Then I will know if u will keep on divorcing... Women , give urselves brain ooo

How can I buy you a bottle of your fav drink?
Fuuuking spot on

Lol I guess I'm in the wrong thread,women will always claim that men cheat more when it obvious 80% of ladies this days are Farm Tools....Thanks for reading

Writercruze:
Cheating is in the nature of most men. But with discipline, you can be faithful

Please stop spreading lies. It's not in men's nature. These Nigerian men grow up in a society that tolerates or turns a blind eye to their cheating and unfaithfulness.

agbonkamen:
all these nairaland guys be forming alpha shem*ale.....for your mind you have got no explanation when caught cheating but if reverse is the case now you be shouting hoes aren't loyal.

A woman is not a MAN.

We are MEN, not cowards.
I can slay and get a medal, when you slay you become a stupid ass's bitchh.

Hmmm...cut and paste... but OP.taking credit.
I don't know why women would now be surprised or now be learning men 'cheat'. I don't know why women point fingers at men for their ehmmm.... little outings. After all.... it is women that bait them into this worldwide cheating thing... knowing full well that that is our weakness by default..... and we are trying our very best to suppress the desire to explore. Whenever we are caught stumbling.... instead of helping us to ehmmm......stand erect women make a big deal and spare no effort to kick us down... as if we are useless dogs. As is the topic.... when we tell the truth.... that they always ask for.... instead of complimenting us for being truthful... our truths are highlighted as lies. It is almost always the work of the Devil.... knowing our resistance is very poor... the same Devil that even tempted Jesus. If it is not him.... it is the woman seducing the man. Now should we be truthful?.... most men are not because of the wahala truth brings under these circumstances.... even when caught... red handed... any lie... no matter how ridiculous... is better than the truth... it shifts the focus from the 'cheating'..... to the lie. Just saying...on behalf of men...I'm just the messenger.

But men dey fvck up sha
Why would you cheat on someone you love
Na ojukojoro na

Anijay1212:
Lol...
Mind yaself o.

Hahaha na so na

ClitRaider:
A woman is not a MAN.

We are MEN, not cowards.
I can slay and get a medal, when you slay you become a stupid ass's bitchh.

you are wrong. when you slay your fellow irresponsible guys will give you medal but Las Las na u go catch virus and be humbled answering a doctor's question like a vulture beaten by the rain.

agbonkamen:
you are wrong. when you slay your fellow irresponsible guys will give you medal but Las Las na u go catch virus and be humbled answering a doctor's question like a vulture beaten by the rain.

Hehehe..
Earth is full baby..

Well said.

Writercruze:
Cheating is in the nature of most men. But with discipline, you can be faithful

Pettyprincess:
Op God bless you for this write-up!!
Nigerian guys can lie ehh,even when it is obvious they still gonna deny it with clear evidence!! Guys nd cheating are like 5 nd 6
May God deliver us from promiscuous men!!

You never cheat before

Zita55:
No 3 and 7 very common with them

You never cheat before

RenHub:
Men hardly give excuses once caught. This can't be said for ladies. After lying to you for months that "he's just a friend", when you finally catch her she will be like " he only tried but I stopped it halfway"

How about " I did not even enjoy it "
Crazy set of oversabi people.

MissJoy29:
I have heard all except numbers 1 & 3.


They can lie for Africa!

You never cheated

Isoduwa:
See this one Wey dey look other person yansh

Swear say if you don ever cheat on your ex and now boyfriend make motor kill you

I dey wait

I like wetin you say

Deal with it... this will not change even till eternity

Second thread seeing you bashing men And Nigeria women are not

Pettyprincess:
Op God bless you for this write-up!!
Nigerian guys can lie ehh,even when it is obvious they still gonna deny it with clear evidence!! Guys nd cheating are like 5 nd 6
May God deliver us from promiscuous men!!

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