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To be ugly is a big problem o, how will someone shoot 50 pictures, delete 45, edit 5, and end up posting 1?

Nollywood wee not kee me o.
They are doing a flashback of 1947 and someone is selling bread with Naija new jersey, with Russia 18 written boldly on one arm

P man no de joke fa

When I kill a mosquito, I keep it on a chair next to mah bed so other mosquito can see how dangerous I am

Broke boyfriends won't tell you your hair is getting old instead they will be like "baby, this your hair is getting new each and everyday ooo"

Twenty47:
When i carry you inside my car, stop greeting people through the window.. Such behaviors consume fuel,
Ehn.. Are you trying to argue, get out of my car.

You too much bro

WISEONE12:
You too much bro

Thanks bro

oya watch this comedy , please like and subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUj5YCep8E

No one is as humble as someone coming to buy on credit.. He or she will be like "Answer your customers first, i am not in a hurry oo"

Annoying animals
Rat: Tswi-tswi-tswi
Dog: Haw-haww-haww
Girls: Please buy me recharge card

Just for me to check if iPhone 11 pro max will size my pocket, they Started shouting thief... Igbo sellers and their wahala ehnnn..

How many of you can beat your chest and say "I am not cheating on my partner ".. As for me i have chest problems so i can't do that for medical reasons.

I wonder where my neighbor's fowl learnt marathon.. That idiot is too fast abeg.

Somewhere in Nigeria, a tailor has just collected materials for some clothes that he/she will not sew before Christmas..Wicked shieldren.

Americans: Good luck

Nigerians: If you like, go and disgrace us.

Twenty47:
Americans: Good luck
Nigerians: If you like, go and disgrace us.

Super true

You sir, are quite a jolly good fellow

ibnzubair:
You sir, are quite a jolly good fellow

Thanks a lot bro.. Am glad

I blow you and you're blowing me back. What if I faint?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvkkYlfodVk

On my wedding day.. There will be break time so that everybody can go home and eat then come back for completion of the wedding program.

Twenty47:
On my wedding day.. There will be break time so that everybody can go home and eat then come back for completion of the wedding program.

Mad oh

A pastor announced...if you know your wife is controlling you,move to the left'' all men in the church moved to the left except one man,the pastor was happy there was atleast one man,the pastor asked....how come your wife cant control you?? The man quickly replied...its my wife who told me not to move... haha,then the pastor fainted

Happy new year in addy Nairalanders

I was in a plane,just then there was hold up in the air and i was hungry so i bought gala and mineral.Guess how.

Finnestgreat:
I was in a plane,just then there was hold up in the air and i was hungry so i bought gala and mineral.Guess how.

Ha.. You have to tell me how cuz that one strong pass my guessing ability oo

Generation of shy girls is slowly becoming history.. Take a girl out this days and she will be the one telling you "Eat oo, don't be Shy"
Can you imagine

The only time Nigerians gets truely united is when they want to beat a thief..

I am fed up with this rubbish. What is Nigeria flag doing inside church? Abi they want to sing National Anthem ni?

Read carefully
"Thepenisinmymouth"... Did you read "The pen is in my mouth" or you need a new soul

As the new Year begins, lets pray,that it will be a year with new Peace,New Happiness, & abundance of new friends,God bless you through out the new Year in Jesus name.. Amen

Twenty47:
As the new Year begins, lets pray,that it will be a year with new Peace,New Happiness, & abundance of new friends,God bless you through out the new Year in Jesus name.. Amen

Amen. And you too bro