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Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 6:23pm On Nov 16, 2019
[i][/i]1. At 14, they are the fine sweet teens.

2. At 16, they wanna roll with older ones. It's fun being the new hottie in the group.

3. At 18, they probably have had 1st sex.
They cling to this one guy & talk all about how they won't leave the guy.

4. At 20, they might be at the University. They make new male friends & slowly lose interest in
the former guy.

5. At 22, they make friends with girls who wear more expensive clothes & who also date expensive guys. These set of girls use porsh phones, so they get intimidated & need to join
the elite school girls league.

6. At 24, they are now porsh! They now roll with rich male friends who they scam & take
money from for mere sex. At this point, if a random guy chats her up, she might snub! If you ask her phone no, she makes you feel like a stalker.
They prefer guys who actually want to spend a fortune on them.

7. At 26, the trend continues...fun, porsh &
money remains the keywords because she has changed her mindset & increased the standards she wants in a man, money.

8. Between 26 - 28, she is a maid of honour for her friends.

9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...

10. At 30, night vigils, adoration ground & Shiloh...

11. At 32, the same girl who refused giving phone nos to some serious guys goes to
Linda Ikeji's blog , Rant HQ & posts " Hi am Stephanie, am 32 & searching for a serious relationship.
Call me on 0810000000800

12. At 35, they start running to churches begging Papas' to pray for them. Papas' will fast, pray and speak in tongues but no way.

13. At 40, they begin to see their family members as witches, wizards, principalities and powers.

14. At 45, they become the most active church workers with tears dropping from their eyes every morning and night.

15- At 50, they become mentors and public motivational speakers to young girls. They can even write motivational and spiritual books. That is how they'll tell you they decided to abstain from men so they could worship God in spirit and in truth.

My dear receive sense now.....and stop slaying.



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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Bithub: 6:26pm On Nov 16, 2019
What have our sisters done kwanu embarassed What a sad tale
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by nlPoster: 6:28pm On Nov 16, 2019
Girl is anyone under 18.

30, 40, 50 and are technically not girls (unless jokingly), but women.

Op adjust your silly writeup accordingly.

At this rate, you'll say even a 130 year old is a girl.

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 6:33pm On Nov 16, 2019
Bithub:
What have our sisters done kwanu embarassed What a sad tale
grin
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by StrikeBack(m): 6:37pm On Nov 16, 2019
grin angry angry
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by genq(m): 6:42pm On Nov 16, 2019
Biingoo:


9. At 29, none of those guys proposed...



So they turn feminist femcels coz they can't get or keep a man..

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 6:50pm On Nov 16, 2019
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by blackboy(m): 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2019
Lies lies lies... talk about yourself.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Riele(f): 8:15pm On Nov 16, 2019
Not true ! .
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Tajbol4splend(m): 11:05pm On Nov 16, 2019
What about the part where they become feminists because they are alone

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Briells: 11:10pm On Nov 16, 2019
Hmmm!

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by chigoizie7(m): 11:26pm On Nov 16, 2019
You forgot to write where they do countless abortions and then use juju to tie one married man to be giving her money all the time?



Btw, that 13 caught me.


Principalities and powers.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Streetmade(m): 11:34pm On Nov 16, 2019
@ IamPlato is this not your write up?
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by KingWarri: 1:11am On Nov 17, 2019
Sad reality..... But op this is a copy and paste work oooh

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 1:16am On Nov 17, 2019
KingWarri:
Sad reality..... But op this is a copy and paste work oooh
sure
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by nlPoster: 1:21am On Nov 17, 2019
chigoizie7:
You forgot to write where they do countless abortions and then use juju to tie one married man to be giving her money all the time?




You people talk and act like you just have to be deviants.

Why so?

For example, why are single men not marrying and you have to mention a married man in this untoward script?

Are single men not into giving out money?
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by IamPlato(m): 1:32am On Nov 17, 2019
Streetmade:
@ IamPlato is this not your write up?
Not Mine though But Probably Was Inspired By My Article "Timeline Of A SlayQueen"
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Bluehill1051: 6:54am On Nov 17, 2019
Your post is unbalanced. That isn't average. That is extreme.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by technicallyrich(m): 7:09am On Nov 17, 2019
Most women in the zoo have nothing to offer.
They beg money too much,and open their legs like sxissors while jumping from bed to bed like frog.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 7:34am On Nov 17, 2019
technicallyrich:
Most women in the zoo have nothing to offer.
They beg money too much,and open their legs like sxissors while jumping from bed to bed like frog.
Lmao!!!! grin
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by chigoizie7(m): 7:36am On Nov 17, 2019
nlPoster:


You people talk and act like you just have to be deviants.

Why so?

For example, why are single men not marrying and you have to mention a married man in this untoward script?

Are single men not into giving out money?

Besides, the married men part is just my own opinion and contribution to the thread, you can as well add that if single men, it is that simple
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 7:38am On Nov 17, 2019
. Biingo ur head scatter there, why can't u be original? Copy and paste ki u there. undecided
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 7:49am On Nov 17, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
. Biingo ur head scatter there, why can't u be original? Copy and paste ki u there. undecided
cheesy
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 8:15am On Nov 17, 2019
Biingoo:
cheesy
You wanna eat another ban?
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 9:07am On Nov 17, 2019
Copy and paste Op @ no 8 those her friends she is doing maid of honor for which implies that they are getting married, are they not also part of the average Nigerian girls abi are they from another dimension?

Another female bashing thread as usual.

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nerosoft19(m): 10:17am On Nov 17, 2019
The earlier we understand that there is no particular pattern in life. I've seen very bad babes get good husbands and good girls enter one chance..

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Liposure: 10:39am On Nov 17, 2019
I beg to differ
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by chuckdee4(m): 12:17pm On Nov 17, 2019
All this Nigerian girl bashing, you would think the men who write these things are saints.

Naija men are just as bad if not worse, so stop all this rubbish, a yeye man will attract a yeye girl

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by oglalasioux(m): 1:16pm On Nov 17, 2019
No 15 killed it.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 2:10pm On Nov 17, 2019
An average Nigerian girl you say.


Well anything to feel high is welcomed.
Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by nlPoster: 2:13pm On Nov 17, 2019
Op's moniker is self explanatory.

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Re: Is This The Life Cycle Of An Average Nigerian Girl by Biingoo: 2:16pm On Nov 17, 2019
nlPoster:
Op's moniker is self explanatory.
grin

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