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| #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(op): 5:07pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
..... Imagine the scenerio u and your babe went out on a picnic somewhere and suddenly....... GBAM!!a lion showed up trying to eat up your girl you have only a dagger with u can u challenge the lion just to protect your babe from it's devouring claws and save her life?  |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Goldensword: 5:13pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
There is nothing about love in trying to save her, if I'm sure the dagger can do something good for me, definitely i will fight the lion, i can still even do the same for a stranger if need be, to me what's important is just to save a soul. 3 Likes |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Tomide007: 5:18pm On Nov 25, 2019*. Modified: 5:46pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Wait what? Fight lion? Lol.....I believe in gender equality, she should fight the lion herself...what a man can do, a woman can do better. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Mokason28: 5:24pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Nansense talk ... are we in Kenya?? Were will the lion come from?? I’d rather imagine picking up a bag filled with money Good thinking good product |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
supercase1:
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| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Starboytwo(m): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2019*. Modified: 6:09pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
True story 200 level, I remember it was a "Fresh Monday"(mumsy don transfer 5k to my aza earlier, and I don already blow like 2k already  My two weeks allawee, ok, Kontinu... Around evening I strolled say make I reach "this girl" side, as shes dey always para say when money dey my hand,I no dey show, and it means I don't love her, to show my true love, I carry "Figo"(500) for pocket and 100 naira extra(at all at all) Me and babe dey stroll for night, as I don buy shawarma, the love they strong us, already we Don dey project the future... Only 2 of us for road, and I saw it, Gbam... The dog is big like giant, I don't know what the owner feeds it, but I ran, didn't know why, but I knew I'd be dead if that thing gets me, didn't even look back, I just kept running... I got to my hostel and I didn't see my babe, instead I saw the sharwarma, didn't know I was holding it all the while running... As I no see babe, nahim I chop shawarma.... To cut story short, She broke up with me afterwards, firstly, I ran and left her, and 2ndly I ate the bloody shawarma... Me- but babe, the thing wud have spoil if I no chop am na?? you know I no kukuma like shawarma 8 Likes |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Kalashnikov102(m): 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
If na bear hands i go use attack am...i swear Usain Bolt no get medals pass me  |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by fulaniHERDSman(m): 5:41pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
I will borrow her my dagger to use ki the lion 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Tomide007:My nigga.  1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
supercase1:i will tell the babe to RUUUUUNNNNN then i would run like hell to save my own nyansh... what else ANYONE can do against a lion?!?!? 2 Likes |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by blinking001(m): 9:32pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
For what na. |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(op): 10:13pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Starboytwo:Badt nigga  |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by comradewanle(m): 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
I will stop imagining it...Lion 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by nanakgh(m): 10:36pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Bye Felicia |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Tomide007: 11:16pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
nanakgh: ...RIP straight up |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2019 |
Tomide007:bro, some of these women would just remove their high heels shoes and push you out the way before running away faster than you. [img]https://media./images/eb2c4673afd908623d4c5515c574cbf4/tenor.gif[/img] 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by mumumugu(m): 3:21am On Nov 26, 2019 |
on your own |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(op): 9:08pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
MrBrownJay1:U don forget the story of Samson wey kill lion with barehand men of nowadays no strong again |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:21pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
supercase1:bro, i guess you forgot what was the downfall of that same Samson? let me remind you... her name was Delilah! 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by SalafRider(m): 10:58pm On Nov 26, 2019 |
No be only protection, make she stand de wait for me. The speed I go use pheeewwwwm commot there even devil go get fever. I no fit for any girl never 2 Likes |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by TOPCRUISE(m): 6:26am On Nov 27, 2019 |
I will drop the dagger and pick race. I am not samson 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Hypnotise: 6:58am On Nov 27, 2019 |
supercase1:Oya na, since we are imaging... On sighting the lion i have 2 choices, what comes to mind is either fight or flight. It's either i also imagine an Ak47 machine gun ready for battle or a Ferrari to use to jaapaa. But yet again, i no wan fall the babe hand so I'll imagine both. Shoot the modafvcking lion from my modafvcking Ferrari 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 7:08am On Nov 27, 2019 |
TOPCRUISE:At least hand over the dagger to her before you run. |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by TOPCRUISE(m): 7:39am On Nov 27, 2019*. Modified: 11:16am On Nov 27, 2019 |
RisenPhoenix:Who has time to do that. She should pick it on the ground because I only dropped it and not throw it away. |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by IamPlato(m): 10:22am On Nov 27, 2019 |
With A Dagger You Stand A Chance Cause You Can Do A Stab And Slit On Its Neck but With No Weapon, you Do Not Stand A Chance... I Certainly Wont Stand There And Watch A Lion Kill my Girl, things Will Get Bloody Between The Lion And Myself. If No Weapon Then We Will Bite The Hell Out of Each Other |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by isyourboy(m): 10:56am On Nov 27, 2019 |
IamPlato:Lie 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by Nobody: 11:02am On Nov 27, 2019 |
IamPlato:Continue o. While the lion is busy digesting you, 'your' girl will be going home with the currently girl-less TOPCRUISE who had the sense to throw away his dagger and pick race, leaving his own girl behind. 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by IamPlato(m): 12:30pm On Nov 27, 2019 |
RisenPhoenix:okay If It Was Your Mother |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by utenwuson: 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2019 |
Mokason28:hehehehehehe.... Funny dude 1 Like |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by utenwuson: 1:29pm On Nov 27, 2019 |
Those guys with mad mad pick up line.... Time to test reality... Heard one pick up line... '' I could walk through the Bermuda triangle just to make sure u are safe.... Ordinary lion some don the run |
| Re: #man test:can u attack a lion Just to protect your girlfriend from been eaten by supercase1(op): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2019 |
Hypnotise:Fast and furious 1 Like |
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