₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,547 members, 8,512,407 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 November 2026 at 11:36 AM

Toggle theme

If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum › Nairaland General › Romance › If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer (1744 Views)

1 Reply (Go Down)

If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Quality20(op): 10:16pm On Dec 02, 2019
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by omoiyamayor(m): 10:24pm On Dec 02, 2019
She's just afraid you will leave her later on. But almost everyone in Nigeria has ulcer,why dnot you go check yourself too,you may be the same so it's a match.
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Quality20(op): 10:42pm On Dec 02, 2019
omoiyamayor:
She's just afraid you will leave her later on. But almost everyone in Nigeria has ulcer,why dnot you go check yourself too,you may be the same so it's a match.
ulcer doesn't need any checking,d symptoms are always clear. I don't even think that up to 5℅ of ppl have it
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by 2buffagain(m):
I would Inform her that a regular oral dose of my semen has been scientifically proven to cure ulcers. grin

I'd go in deep with the science of how the coating of my dick juice contains stem cells that will help regenerate the good microbial fauna in her gut. tongue

She would also have to pay in cash for this medicinal relief.

A small discount may apply if she aids with the extraction by lying upside down on the bed with her head at the edge in order to facilitate the deep throat thrusts required to extract and deliver the healing fluid in quantum.
It's not easy producing such life-giving nut! angry undecided
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 2:28am On May 15, 2020
Funny
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 2:34am On May 15, 2020
Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?
You may be correct
Re: If A Girl Tells You She Has Ulcer by Nancy1986: 9:14pm On May 15, 2020
Quality20:
how true is it that if a girl claims she has ulcer, then she is simply not interested in a man period?
hmm
1 Reply

When A Girl Tells You That Her Boyfriend Is Always Busy • What Does It Mean When A Girl Tells You This. • If She Tells You She Had An Abortion • 2 • 3 • 4

I Still Love My Ex Not To Date But She Is Avoiding Me • Sex With Demons (INCUBUS AND SUCCUBUS ) • Where Can I Get A Working OnlyFans Hack or Premium Account Generator