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Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by kunkelhanspeter(m): 10:58pm On Jan 05, 2020
rosy1992:
A man who marries a virgin doesnt fall in this category.
All Gone to extinction
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by DonJayrome(m): 11:01pm On Jan 05, 2020
czarina:
bitch, hoe, idiot, deception, hungry hoe, small prick all in one thread and you're not bitter?


My dear, feel better kiss kiss
The guy is just a frustrated jack ass. Maybe he married olosho and how pouring his anger everywhere.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by czarina(f): 11:06pm On Jan 05, 2020
DonJayrome:
The guy is just a frustrated jack ass. Maybe he married olosho and how pouring his anger everywhere.
Clearly frustrated. Even from the thread title, it's easy to tell.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by efewizey(m): 1:08am On Jan 06, 2020
Jewessgratitude:
You're dark caramel/chocolate not black.
Your analysis made me blush o.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Phenomenal16(f): 2:13am On Jan 06, 2020
bmdmixer:
and her name was mary cool
..lolz
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Winneygirl(f): 3:56am On Jan 06, 2020
gbami:
It has been programmed in our DNA that you most marry...You become the odd one among all if you refuse to get marry...That's why almost everyone is following the band wagon...
In develop countries...One out of every two marriages ends in divorce but it doesn't stop them from getting married...If I tell you that you you have 50% Chance of dying when you jump the stairs...will you jump?..I don't think so...

Love is a strong feelings ..but people shouldn't be deceived into it...Tell the truth and let them decide their poisons...
Thanks...
"Internet Warrior".. Sounding like a bitter feminist...
Nah... No one programmed marriage into your DNA.
You're just bitter because you need to do a paternity test where everyone else is seemingly living their lives without a care.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by DNSPro: 5:18am On Jan 06, 2020
rosy1992:
A man who marries a virgin doesnt fall in this category.
are u a virgin? undecided
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Hisduchess(f): 7:13am On Jan 06, 2020
gbami:
Am about doing a peternity test on my child... That's the real gist
Then go and do it and stop disturbing us
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by bmdmixer: 7:24am On Jan 06, 2020
Phenomenal16:
..lolz
abi nah
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by U1(m): 8:44am On Jan 06, 2020
Onyi22:
Thank God am still a virgin oooo, I don't need to worry about anything once I finally get married
undecided
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by gbami(op): 9:27am On Jan 06, 2020
DonJayrome:
Eyah sorry, that didn't touch me lol. Go and also tell all your sisters husbands and your uncles to go for DNA as your sisters too may have taken your mums trait. Now that you know women are like that, why not start your advice from the ladies around you. They say charity starts from home. Abi are the females in your family not included in the majority of females you are referring to? Rubbish mumu post from a little fish brain.
...Go and masturbate a sleep Bro...You really need it...I can send you 200naira recharge to surf for porn videos... Idiot
Broke idiot like you... I'm 100% sure you are using free data of N100 to say rubbish...
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by YoungBlackRico(m): 10:25am On Jan 06, 2020
DonJayrome:
Op are you the first child? Did you just find out that your mum actually had you for another man instead of your father? If that's the case please we are sorry your mum hurt your dad that way but hey listen, not all ladies are like your mum okay. Go and heal yourself, there are still good women out there.
You are insane, take that from me.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Femsyn(m): 10:45am On Jan 06, 2020
If for anything at all, this singular reason is enough to discourage pregnancy before marriage.

It may not eradicate it, but it will reduce it drastically.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by DonJayrome(m): 3:26pm On Jan 06, 2020
YoungBlackRico:
You are insane, take that from me.
As you are sane, why quoting someone that is insane. Doest that not make you more stupid. Probably you are related to the op became you both have similar trait of stupidity. Its more like a family thing. Idiat
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Hisduchess(f): 3:54pm On Jan 06, 2020
DonJayrome:
The guy is an absolute stupid fella. Tell me why a woman will not even cheat on a retarded guy that has no composure. Its obvious his attitude online is the very same attitude he puts up at home.
You are so ooo correct.he is a slowpokke
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by mmsen: 4:09pm On Jan 06, 2020
frenchtoast:
I thought humans aren't supposed to be monogamous, these females are just living in their natural essence
If humans lived their natural essence a cheating woman would be stoned to death by her kinsmen. tongue

You should be grateful that we don't do as you claim these women are doing.

Lay down with whomsoever you desire but at least know who fathered your children and be honest with all parties involved.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by frenchtoast(f): 4:40pm On Jan 06, 2020
mmsen:
If humans lived their natural essence a cheating woman would be stoned to death by her kinsmen. tongue

You should be grateful that we don't do as you claim these women are doing.

Lay down with whomsoever you desire but at least know who fathered your children and be honest with all parties involved.
There are countries where women are severely punished for cheating compared to their male counterparts, and the punishments sometimes include stoning. You must not reside on earth

And the gall of you, a guy advising women on the ‘etiquettes’ of fornication cheesy
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by YoungBlackRico(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2020
DonJayrome:
As you are sane, why quoting someone that is insane. Doest that not make you more stupid. Probably you are related to the op became you both have similar trait of stupidity. Its more like a family thing. Idiat
Lolx, it's even worse than I thought, you really are insane. Mentioned you to point that fact out boy, you should seek help while you still can. Ode ọmọ grin
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 06, 2020
Omo na virgin sure pass o. This gender war don enter nuclear race. Na nuclear winter remain now.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by franklingud(m): 6:24pm On Jan 06, 2020
rosy1992:
A man who marries a virgin doesnt fall in this category.
But where man go see Virgin to marry?
Even a girl in primary 6 is no longer a Virgin, so where dem dey?
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by bukatyne(f): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2020
franklingud:
But where man go see Virgin to marry?
Even a girl in primary 6 is no longer a Virgin, so where dem dey?
And who is disflowering them?
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by bukatyne(f): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2020
Very funny thread. grin
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jan 06, 2020
gbami:
Am about doing a peternity test on my child... That's the real gist
so you plan to unfather them if they are not you kid. So the they can also un-son or un-daughter you....
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by gbami(op): 7:39pm On Jan 06, 2020
uruba23:
so you plan to unfather them if they are not you kid. So the they can also un-son or un-daughter you....
If you are in my position...what would you do if they are not yours?..Be honest..
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 06, 2020
gbami:
If you are in my position...what would you do if they are not yours?..Be honest..
To be honest I don't know.
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by gbami(op): 8:58pm On Jan 06, 2020
uruba23:
To be honest I don't know.
Thanks for being honest!
Re: Go And Do A Paternity Test On You Children, Especially Your First Child by franklingud(m): 8:47pm On Jan 07, 2020
bukatyne:
And who is disflowering them?
Na them dey beg.
No be our fault.
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