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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 10:37pm On Jan 06, 2020
Thanks to everyone for the kind words. I sincerely hope and pray that thi year will favour us all.

@calabardick your story touch me, we all have a story to tell. If only we could share our stories.


" every hustler has a pay day"

Don't give up, motivate yourself, hope and pray, things will fall into place for you. Be good to everyone the universe will be good to you.

One day Life will get tired of upsetting you and just bless you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 10:56pm On Jan 06, 2020
@CalabarDick, more respect to you boss. Sometimes I which I can teach soul's how to fly, ever since I read Kohlberg stages of moral development, I don't bother about human behaviour again or let it get to me, I just place them where they belong and understand it takes time and life experience for one to grow.

Today is another great day on this platform, another wake up call to do more, coming from a maritime background as marine personnel that has witnessed d berth and discharge of vessels, I can only say there is room to improve in life. Congratulations again Tojahh.

Mrjaydee, please I'll need ur service time to time grin one rider say him go beat me, I tell em say I no fit fight, but I get senior brother wey pass AJ, make he wait make I go call em.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:07pm On Jan 06, 2020
Tojahh, congratulations
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DonJoeSneh(m): 11:15pm On Jan 06, 2020
calabardick:


Go to Uber and sign up as a partner/driver

You need an active email
Tax number
Current account
Drivers license
Any of the National Identity card
Etc....

Wc one be Tax number again....current account Wetin concern dem with where ah wan keep money?....na wa oooo

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 11:23pm On Jan 06, 2020
Greetings to gees I often see chilling in their cars when I'm strolling to work en route Dolphin Estate. I see you guys and I just smile joyfully. cheesy

Greater achievements this year to us all. wink

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 11:35pm On Jan 06, 2020
Thank you everyone. I owe y'all the motivations that earned me this.

Stay positive. The year wasn't dreamt for for no reason.



Impossible is nothing. Wehdon calabardick. I will need some methorship.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peacefulhome(f): 11:37pm On Jan 06, 2020
I kept smiling after reading the good news the two boss brought to the house today. God bless everyone . 2020 shall favour us all. To those asking when will God pick their calls, abeg your time is near. All we need is patient and working diligently. One day our Hussle go pay. What ever your hands finds doing let do it with joy, you never can tell when that heaven will be open for your sake.

Mr oil and gas calabar---- ( don't want to mention that ur moniker, before I get corrupt) . All I can say from all the analysis you gave, my brother , you have the heart of gold. Thanks for the forgiveness you gave that lady.
*******
Those of you saying women are this and that, you people should take time oh. Wetin we do who na ? Allow us to drink water and drop our cup . Calabar----, this is applicable to you as well

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by omorkelly(m): 12:17am On Jan 07, 2020
God!!! what a story. My opinion is *Nothing happened by mistake..... WHAT HITS YOU COUKD NOT HAVE MISSED YOU AND VICE VERSA

calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.

On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.

Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate

She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"

I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.

Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car

The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down

Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.

Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.

Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?

God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?

I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.

Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.

My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.

We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..

Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).

To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.

After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.

I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.

5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.


what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:32am On Jan 07, 2020
tojahh:
Thank you everyone. I owe y'all the motivations that earned me this.

Stay positive. The year wasn't dreamt for for no reason.



Impossible is nothing. Wehdon calabardick. I will need some methorship.

No problem sir, I'm loyal
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:34am On Jan 07, 2020
pope191:
@CalabarDick, more respect to you boss. Sometimes I which I can teach soul's how to fly, ever since I read Kohlberg stages of moral development, I don't bother about human behaviour again or let it get to me, I just place them where they belong and understand it takes time and life experience for one to grow.

Today is another great day on this platform, another wake up call to do more, coming from a maritime background as marine personnel that has witnessed d berth and discharge of vessels, I can only say there is room to improve in life. Congratulations again Tojahh.

Mrjaydee, please I'll need ur service time to time grin one rider say him go beat me, I tell em say I no fit fight, but I get senior brother wey pass AJ, make he wait make I go call em.

Thanks sir, you're one of those I respect so much on this forum.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:36am On Jan 07, 2020
peacefulhome:
I kept smiling after reading the good news the two boss brought to the house today. God bless everyone . 2020 shall favour us all. To those asking when will God pick their calls, abeg your time is near. All we need is patient and working diligently. One day our Hussle go pay. What ever your hands finds doing let do it with joy, you never can tell when that heaven will be open for your sake.

Mr oil and gas calabar---- ( don't want to mention that ur moniker, before I get corrupt) . All I can say from all the analysis you gave, my brother , you have the heart of gold. Thanks for the forgiveness you gave that lady.
*******
Those of you saying women are this and that, you people should take time oh. Wetin we do who na ? Allow us to drink water and drop our cup . Calabar----, this is applicable to you as well

Hahahahaha, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault, na condition make crayfish bend.

Call that name and shame the devil joor. Women are fearless beings, don't fall my hand.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by calabardick(m): 12:38am On Jan 07, 2020
mrjaydee:
Thanks to everyone for the kind words. I sincerely hope and pray that thi year will favour us all.

@calabardick your story touch me, we all have a story to tell. If only we could share our stories.


" every hustler has a pay day"

Don't give up, motivate yourself, hope and pray, things will fall into place for you. Be good to everyone the universe will be good to you.

One day Life will get tired of upsetting you and just bless you.


Thanks brother
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by noblealuu: 6:59am On Jan 07, 2020
calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.

On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.

Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate

She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"

I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.

Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car

The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down

Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.

Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.

Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?

God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?

I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.

Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.

My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.

We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..

Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).

To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.

After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.

I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.

5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.


what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.

@lalasticlala, @puskin, @Naijacutee, @Dominique @FOD. Can we excerpt this and make it FrontPage worthy?

A lot of us make new year resolutions but unfortunately, our cantankerous attitudes remain our undoing. There's a whole lot of lessons to learn here. I up-vote that this piece be extracted and taken to front page...

Make Iran and US perplexities and distress rest small

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsteel: 7:19am On Jan 07, 2020
peacefulhome:

Mr oil and gas calabar---- don't want to mention that ur moniker, before I get corrupt
At the mention of his name.....u know d rest.
That is the most powerful name on this thread wink

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:26am On Jan 07, 2020
1daboi:
abi na? You see what success can do? She's now addressing tojah as sir. Women sef. Izzu that one bottle wey I promise you still dey fridge o. Weda e don expire I no know

Lol

No worry bro

We go sit down, down am together, and remember the past when we used to sleep on the streets of Admiralty and Odeku

grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:28am On Jan 07, 2020
Donfortune48

Happy new year.

Kee way?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 7:53am On Jan 07, 2020
tojahh:


Haha. @Christie na my real paddy even outside here o.

As work close today everyone was saying goodnight sir. Na so I confusedgrin is been long local man was addressed as Sir

You've been used to Oga follow your map.
grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:10am On Jan 07, 2020
izzou:
Donfortune48

Happy new year.

Kee way?

Udo di nwanne.
Ano m n'ogbe m n'imo state kemgbe 1st.
Weighing options.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 8:11am On Jan 07, 2020
tojahh:



Hahaha é seun ore mi.

When do I stop by for the key ring? kiss

Should have them before Friday. Waiting for update from clearing agent
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:15am On Jan 07, 2020
donfortune48:


Udo di nwanne.
Ano m n'ogbe m n'imo state kemgbe 1st.
Weighing options.

O dikwa necessary

Biko, ka aku ruo umunne gi na gba mbo e'bea.

Udo! grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:19am On Jan 07, 2020
izzou:


Lol

No worry bro

We go sit down, down am together, and remember the past when we used to sleep on the streets of Admiralty and Odeku

grin

Oh my dear Admiralty embarassed
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by FutureFocus: 8:20am On Jan 07, 2020
I'm in Lekki and looking for a car to drive.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 8:20am On Jan 07, 2020
izzou:


O dikwa necessary

Biko, ka aku ruo umunne gi na gba mbo e'bea.

Udo! grin

grin grin
UDO.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:20am On Jan 07, 2020
radautoworks:


Should have them before Friday. Waiting for update from clearing agent

Seem I'll wear mine round my neck after all. Thanks for the update omo iya mi. Iyawa baba Jamaica.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:22am On Jan 07, 2020
tojahh:


Oh my dear Admiralty embarassed

Say bye bye to it bro grin

The Egyptians you saw last year, you'll see them no more cool

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:22am On Jan 07, 2020
donfortune48:


You've been used to Oga follow your map.
grin grin

Nna èn the thing gworu mmadu ikegrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 8:23am On Jan 07, 2020
izzou:


Say bye bye to it bro grin

The Egyptians you saw last year, you'll see them no more cool

Maka chukwu I'll miss it though. Insane stuff I tell you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:30am On Jan 07, 2020
tojahh:


Maka chukwu I'll miss it though. Insane stuff I tell you.

grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peacefulhome(f): 9:33am On Jan 07, 2020
calabardick:


Hahahahaha, I'm sorry.
It's not my fault, na condition make crayfish bend.

Call that name and shame the devil joor. Women are fearless beings, don't fall my hand.


Lol, fearless in deed. Have a nice day sir.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by abiolag(m): 10:31am On Jan 07, 2020
Who has received money from Taxify oo?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by InfinityEstates: 11:22am On Jan 07, 2020
abiolag:
Who has received money from Taxify oo?

Ha! I thought I was the only one o...

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