nitigriti:
Google maps that carried me to the sea on 2 different occasions.

Google maps can be mad sometimes.

oblozzolawrence:
Hit me up asap for this clean big daddy.
In fact over clean dy worry em.
Everything working fine.
A.C mortuary standard.

Bring ur babalawo sorry I mean ur kazeem, sorry ur mechanical engineer or technician make dem come inspect.
Location is abuja

Just buy and drive to Iran��

Papers intact

Owner needs cash to solve some financial crisis

Price...1.2m pere

WhatsApp 08145.9097.32....or call zero nine zero 2959.3459.

Price is slightly narrowly negotiable.

EzekielMab:
Hello guys, I seriously need your help.

I bought a car since December 8th 2019.

I gave someone 42k for change of ownership , till date I haven't gotten police report and Vehicle license.

Over a month.

Can someone pls link me up with how I can get it.
The man is not to be reckoned on. After wasting 1 month of my time.

Pls I need assistance with vehicle license and Police report

Hybrid600:


Lol...

Drive to Iran?

You be kolo i swear..

Clean ride...
Incase any Lagos goon don buy am, I can help to drive it down to Lagos...

calabardick:
House, I have a little story to narrate, it's kinda funny and long.

On Friday night I was at Badore with a friend, when I left his place I decided to go online with the hope of closing by 11:30.
Few meter from his estate I got a request from one nasty lady.

Rider: oga where are you?
Me: good evening, please kindly check your app you'll see my exact location.
Rider: oh, please don't give me that app location shit, where are you?
Me: good evening, I'm few meters away from your house.
Rider: what if I don't answer your greeting what will happen? Please I requested for a ride not greetings come quick I'm late.
Me: I'm here by your gate

She came out of the gate, entered the back seat, I didn't bother looking at her, the next she said was their usual, you can start the trip Mr. Greetings, I responded "thanks ma"

I started the trip, destination was DMATEL hotel, Lekki.
When we get there she called her guy to come and pay, the young man came out, this is where the drama begins.

Rider: baby I'm here (she wave thro the window), then jump out of the car, gave him a tight hug.
Boyfriend: oga, collect this for your new year (2k)
Me: still on my seat, collected the money and I recognize him (my trainee)
Rider: ingrate, you can't even thank me
Me: I called the guy by name (Collins), I stepped out of the car

The atmosphere changed
Collins: who are you, you know me? (He came closer)
Me: Remove my hat, shake his hands, he melt
Collins: sir, you do Uber?
Me: I held his hand and walk towards the lady, (she was already at the reception)
Rider: baby any problem? Where did you know him?
Collins: Stella are you blind, look at him very well
Rider: Jesus! She knelt down

Collins is the latest in my team, joined September, a trainee, he reports directly to me (we are together now preparing to go offshore), while the nasty Stella is a trainee in my unit as well, she works with my departmental store manager.

Me: Collins so na you dey light this hot and nasty oven?
Collins: sir this's our first date, I came into town today to resume on Monday
Me: you owe me no explanation nor apology, just be careful else you'll loose your job, all eyes on her big booty.
Stella: sir please I'm sorry I wasn't on my right mindset
Me: Stella, every driver you see out there are humans like you, they deserve to be treated with love, care and respect. It's the unpredictability of life that put them out there, some had or have better jobs than you, some have families, wifes, daughters like you, sisters like you, some are more educated than you.

Those young men out there risk their lives, abandoned their families, friends and love ones, they risk their cars, those that doesn't have it go as far as leasing it just to keep life going, they risk their time, and resources just to get you to your destination safely and yet you treat them like trash Stella because your think you're doing them a favor. Because You think you're somebody and they're nobody, because you think you've arrived, Stella I'm disappointed in you. I have many military boys as friends doing Uber, what if it was one of them you did this to?

God is the breath of life in you, you sin, you offend him every moment of your existence, has He ever treated you that way? Why are you so wicked Stella. Why are you doing this to yourself? Don't you know when you deliberately cause pains to others greater pains await you? Stella Can I surprise you? You failed all your tests when you came for interview my boss dropped you but I begged him to accept you, God positioned me there for you, though I knew you from nowhere, I saw you as my little sister, I wouldn't want you to go out there selling yourself. Everyone rejected you including your supposed seismic unit leader. I have to beg the store manager to accept you with hope of transferring you to the seismic unit when the oldest intend is gone. Stella you break my heart this night, it shouldn't be you. What if I intended marrying you or your suitor meet me to find out few things about you, what will you think I will tell him about you?

I've never seen the kind of brokenness I saw in that lady that night, she cried her soul out, she begged me and vowed never to maltreat anyone.
I held her, lift her up, hugged her, hugged Collins then departed from them. I spoke with Collins yesterday he said that the lady cried and weep till day break, she neither eat nor drink.

Today we had our first operations meeting for the year, then after the meeting we had our first management meeting as well.
Last night I spoke with some of my guys to help me vote Stella to seismic unit. I beg the store manager to make the move. So during departmental reports the store manager nominates her for seismic and the seismic team lead opposed the nomination (as I instructed him) though he didn't know that I have already campaigned for others to vote, and the only way it can resort to voting is when the proposed team lead oppos the move.

My boss said we should vote, we did and Stella won.

We sent for her, immediately she entered the exco-chamber her soul left her as she didn't know why she was invited (this was her first time in the chamber).
I stood up.... Called her by her name..

Stella, uuhh, the management have decided to .......... to drop you from ........from the store effective now, your service is no longer required .............. required there. Handover everything concerning the store to the store manager. I paused while staring at her for like 30 seconds, then I proceeded.
Then in addition, we are glad to inform you that you've been redeployed to the seismic department, from tomorrow you're resuming there, go home and prepare to resume tomorrow. ( I said these stammering and dragging the words).

To my greatest surprise this lady stood there, within a blink Stella collapse, there was confusion in the room. Safety and medics entered with a stretcher and take her to our clinic downstairs.

After the meeting my boss asked me to carry his laptop and follow him, when I get to his office he asked me what is the problem between me and Stella, I told him I don't have any problem with her, I narrated the whole incidence to my boss, he was surprise. The only thing he said was "forgive her John" I told him that I forgive people even before they offend me.

I visited her in the medics, she was fine. She asked me which church I attend, I told her it's not by church but the fear of God in you and your respect and love for humanity.
She came to my office spend the whole day with me, we drove home together with Collins , now both of them are in my place.

5 of my colleagues are ready to join Uber, 3 have already ordered for 2010 Civic as I recommended, expecting delivery this evening. They've registered online, took the test, waiting for their result.


what I experience about life is; what others does to you doesn't count, it's your reaction that determines your reward.

izzou:


Congrats bro

I didn't know you mentioned me. Didn't see this mention.

Happy new year

Felicity001:
@tojahh, a big congratulations to you may you continue to find favour even in your place of work.

I’ve come to understand that one thing is getting a blessing and an other thing is sustaining that blessing, and my prayer is may God give us the grace to sustain what ever he entrust into your hands.

Congratulations once again my fellow engineer.

@calabardick, @mrjaydee, @ who again oooooh infact all of una in the oil sector help a brother a colleague if you can oooh, B.Eng. Pet&Gas.
Which certificate do I need to get to get onboard? Charkins is not in Lagos, which way forward bosses

EasyPeazy:


I don't know why am having the feeling I should leave my office work and become a mechanic.

Seems Mechanics are cashing out big time on our ignorance.

oblozzolawrence:
Hit me up asap for this clean big daddy.
In fact over clean dy worry em.
Everything working fine.
A.C mortuary standard.

Bring ur babalawo sorry I mean ur kazeem, sorry ur mechanical engineer or technician make dem come inspect.
Location is abuja

Just buy and drive to Iran��

Papers intact

Owner needs cash to solve some financial crisis

Price...1.2m pere

WhatsApp 08145.9097.32....or call zero nine zero 2959.3459.

Price is slightly narrowly negotiable.

gunzANDroses:
@calabardick sorry, don't mean to drag your experience with Stella any longer than necessary. But I have been thinking about the whole scenario and it got me asking. Do you think Stella would have been apologetic if the reverse was actually the case. That is her being your superior?

Felicity001:

Hahaha...

Your only offense is, you allowed Stella charm you
But you know, that’s to tell how small the world is and how deadly women are. They exercise too much authority when they have it.

No b so I carry one lady and her bf on a short trip within Lekki the both of them sat in the back seat. Getting to destination babe was just ordering me around asking that I park facing the entrance gate to her house in which I’d already parked very close to the little entrance gate. If I’d to park the way she wanted me to I would do several turning and reversing.

“Oga didn’t you hear me? I said park facing the gate as if you where going in.”
Her bf then interrupted, “it’s ok this way.” Guy man don already open door ready to come down.
Guyman then apologize for the rude behavior of the gf
Me, in a cool voice: “it’s fine bro I’m used to it”.
The girl immediately like another spirit entered her, she started begging me, I told her it’s ok.

About 5min after I left she still called me apologizing saying the way I responded to the bf with my words she felt sad in her heart. “It’s ok”. Ended call.

So sometimes like someone said the monthly cramps can make a woman’s mood to swing.

Women are like a series movie, they exhibit different characters in every session and chapter

EasyPeazy:


I don't know why am having the feeling I should leave my office work and become a mechanic.

Seems Mechanics are cashing out big time on our ignorance.

calabardick:


Don't worry sir,
God will make a way.

Felicity001:

How far this sir addresses na
abeg oooh I’m just 16yrs old

calabardick:


To be sincere I doubt that.
There's something strange about her, it's traceable to poor home training.

nitigriti:
Google maps that carried me to the sea on 2 different occasions.

Google maps can be mad sometimes.

Babadee1900:

The day Google maps took me to the right turn beside Twin Waters after landmark around 2am, the security guy had to run and meet me halfway to stop me. He must have thought I wanted to commit suicide

That green dot that shows where rider is on the Bolt App was resting on the Sea' had to call rider to confirm if she's in the ocean.

The map was supposed to take me to Rufus and bees inside Twin waters.

nitigriti:
Google maps that carried me to the sea on 2 different occasions.

Google maps can be mad sometimes.

raykas:
Very clean in and out with a.c. chilling . Only serious buyer should call or WhatsApp for price 0806228895 .Car location Gowon estate Lagos

emmancecute:
don't just follow the turn sign, follow the distance too. For example, map will show in 200m turn right. Follow the 200m to 0m before turning.

nitigriti:


The first time, I got a request from one of those estates on Lekki-Epe Expressway. Google maps said I should pass one street like that, connect with Silverbird Road and enter the estate from Silverbird Road. That was how I put my head.

It was rainy season, so there were puddles of water everywhere. Since its Lekki, before I put the car in a puddle, I come down and measure the depth of the puddle. I had a special dip stick I use. Come and see people staring at this emergency surveyor. The road was muddy too, so it was a constant battle not to sink the car in the mud. In fact, there was a specific instance when the car glided out of control and the bumper hit a fence!

People were just staring at me like "Where is this Oga going?"

Last last, I now got to one major puddle. The guys around warned me - "Oga, moto no dey pass dat place wey you wan enter. Your moto go sink." Me, stubborn Surveyor, came down with my stick to check how far. The major puddle swallowed the whole stick. The stick was the height of the car's window level. There was no way around the major puddle, this was last bus stop for me.

I looked around and suddenly realized that the fence I hit earlier was actually the flood barrier to the sea! The sea was not more than 50m away from where I was. See the gate of the estate I was going to in front of me. Only the puddle separated me from Silverbird Road.

I asked the people around how to get to the estate, they told me to go back to the express and turnaround into Silverbird Road. I didn't like how that sounded.

I called rider and told him where I was. He had to come meet me there.

gunzANDroses:


Funny. Guy you cracked me up. Personal opinion: I think gmap is always almost correct. The only issue I have with it is that it can navigate you through bad road of which I don't blame the poor thing since there is no feature that says "turn on avoid bad roads", like it does with toll gates. If only someone can sell that feature to google map as a plug-in.

tojahh:


I think I see her as an opportunistic fellow who felt she has now arrived.
Best treatment for her that night was to have allow her killed her chances with her TRUE behavior because right now, even my dog knows she's on a PRETENSE mission just to be on your good books.

Wait let her gain some grounds in that office and as well have slept with BABAs with leg who supersede your office.

You go know say Solomon Grundy didn't die on the 7th day.

nitigriti:


The first time, I got a request from one of those estates on Lekki-Epe Expressway. Google maps said I should pass one street like that, connect with Silverbird Road and enter the estate from Silverbird Road. That was how I put my head.

It was rainy season, so there were puddles of water everywhere. Since its Lekki, before I put the car in a puddle, I come down and measure the depth of the puddle. I had a special dip stick I use. Come and see people staring at this emergency surveyor. The road was muddy too, so it was a constant battle not to sink the car in the mud. In fact, there was a specific instance when the car glided out of control and the bumper hit a fence!

People were just staring at me like "Where is this Oga going?"

Last last, I now got to one major puddle. The guys around warned me - "Oga, moto no dey pass dat place wey you wan enter. Your moto go sink." Me, stubborn Surveyor, came down with my stick to check how far. The major puddle swallowed the whole stick. The stick was the height of the car's window level. There was no way around the major puddle, this was last bus stop for me.

I looked around and suddenly realized that the fence I hit earlier was actually the flood barrier to the sea! The sea was not more than 50m away from where I was. See the gate of the estate I was going to in front of me. Only the puddle separated me from Silverbird Road.

I asked the people around how to get to the estate, they told me to go back to the express and turnaround into Silverbird Road. I didn't like how that sounded.

I called rider and told him where I was. He had to come meet me there.

Felicity001:

How far this sir addresses na
abeg oooh I’m just 16yrs old

calabardick:


She studied geology, she couldn't answer any question in that field. Now we've sent her to seismic data processing unit, it's like placing her on a bag of gunpowder, it's left for her to use her brain. Unknown to her, she's on probation for three month, her boss will appraise her weekly and submit it to the management. at the end of her probation she'll write an exam (according to our policy) both practical and theory. If she make it, that's when her employment will be confirmed.

She came to do few months internship and leave, but now She isn't there as an interm but as an employee on probation, she isn't aware of this as no letter have been issued to her. Everyone doubt her, it's left for her to open her head, focus and pray to God for guidance.

Irrespective of who you sleep with in my office, it's not a guarantee to job security. Our company is objective based. Objective review is quarterly, the head of your unit, the management and you meet for the review.

It's always a hot seat. Tougher than job interview.