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Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Kokoebapluse(m): 11:12am On Jan 10, 2020 |
MariahCarrey: Yes there is 80% proof that Jesus of Bible is a gay * Jesus of Bible have a beloved disciple who is name is unknown, who is that disciple? * when Roma army came to arrest Jesus of Bible they met him with a man with half naked and latter the man run away without clothes on his body, Who Is that man? Why naked? Why Jesus can't caution the man to go and dress well? |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Avedonn: 11:13am On Jan 10, 2020 |
OoniOfIfe: Do you have any proof that Allah means Satan? Give me a reference that refers to Allah as Satan with valid proof. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by daben1(m): 11:31am On Jan 10, 2020 |
OoniOfIfe:irrespective of our religion, we shouldn't attribute a negative mortal character(gay...) to the other religion's Supreme Being, just because we don't believe in the religion, spiritual stuff is far beyond human understanding, very far! I'm a christian, but I won't go to the extent of calling Allah names, haba! 1 Like |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Ramsak1: 11:39am On Jan 10, 2020 |
soo the creator of you and your ancestors is gay your informer and you the foolish informee are both doomed save the mercy of the Almighty Allah(swt) |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by gcof(m): 11:55am On Jan 10, 2020 |
Please is Islam just about dos and donts because that’s the only thing they cones up here every Friday and it is quite funny 5 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Sheriman:take a chill pill, you're too aggressive |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by PerfectlyPerfect(m): 12:01pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Kokoebapluse:I don't know much about Islam. I didn't mean the post as an insult or anything like that |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Khaleell001(m): 12:08pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
MariahCarrey: I feel you as a female can be this foolish and disgusting in your speeacj I wonder the kind of husband you will have or has. it is such a shame such hideous ignorantly canterkrous dingbat are poking their nose into what is none of their business. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by fortran12: 12:10pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
fatymore: It is cos it's an online forum. Most Muslims don't have patience in real life if you say such things about their prophet. These was an old woman Umm Qirfa who wrote some poems criticizing the " prophet" she he found her, he had her tied between 2 camels and had them run in opposite directions thus splitting her in half. So much for patience. 2 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by fortran12: 12:12pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Avedonn: Al lah is not God It's just like Al menat and her 2 sisters 3 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by daroz(m): 12:29pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
ContractKiller:Jesus!!! This is pure slavery & madness. I really pity Muslims, no wonder they are always looking angry & dangerous. 6 Likes
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Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by ItooWorWor(m): 12:29pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Newnas:Actually learnt something from a friend, why muslims don't eat dogs, he said one of their Anabi and is almajiris went to the mountain to pray the way Jesus did with his desciples, he said their Anabi told his almajiris to wait for him at the bottom of the mountain, while he climbed up the mountain wearing a white cloth to pray, while he was praying rising his ass up some mad dogs came and saw him thinking he was a white rabbit and attacked him, when his almajiris waited for him and didn't see him they climbed the mountain to look for him, my the time they get there to their suprise their Anabi has been torn to pieces by dogs. Since then they vow never to eat dog again. 5 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Uyi168: 12:46pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Midas01:.. E pain am |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by ContractKiller: 12:53pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
How does shaking your p*nis 3 times after urinating, tie you to your creator? Newnas: 3 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by ContractKiller: 12:57pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Allah was the name of the Chief Idol of the Qurayish Tribe of Mecca. Muhammad destroyed all the other 359 idols in the Kaaba but he left Allah alone. Before muhammad destroyed the Kaaba Allah had 3 daughters [img]https://images./2YxgLTBytxWaT4qK6Z3NkZ.jpg[/img] fortran12: 2 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by iPopAlomo(m): 1:37pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Should this be a question... This is ridiculous... 1 Like |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by sunshineV(f): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Crazy things these Muslims come up with every Friday on NL will hurt your eyes 3 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by BusolaDakolo: 2:02pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Jabioro:No wonder a man was reportedly sentenced for farting in a mosque during ramadan. "Peaceful" religion you know. https://www.nairaland.com/4537425/man-sentenced-death-farting-mosque 2 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Jabioro: 2:10pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
BusolaDakolo:You don't know Islam..Do you know how to sip water when drink it or where to face when you about to sleep or where your head should be..Convert ro Islam your life shall be fully regimented..to commit suicide..I have virgin waiting for your dick at other side .. 2 Likes |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Newnas(m): 2:15pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
ContractKiller: It ensures that no urine is left so that some drops don't trickle in your pants. That is purification and purification is half of faith. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Newnas(m): 2:16pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
ItooWorWor: You're almost funny |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by MariahCarrey(f): 2:42pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Kokoebapluse:Dumb very dumb. Cite the history book you got that from |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by MariahCarrey(f): 2:58pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Avedonn:please explain the three daughters of Allah. We should start from there |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by MariahCarrey(f): 2:59pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Newnas:i can't laugh enough |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
daben1:guy do your research. Allah is not God. It's a chief idol of the Arabs. Dont let them deceive. That rubbish can never be Yahweh. It's a transgender god. Never say it's the same with the Almighty. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by ContractKiller: 3:21pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
So failure to purify the p*nis will condemned you to hell, while having sex with 9 year old girls is okay? Newnas: |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by moufan: 3:24pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
nice one op, jazakhumllahu akhiran |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by moufan: 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
Masha ALLAH |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by najib632(m): 3:49pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
MrsNwaAmaikpe:some times the devil will steal from your prayer by making your mind to wonder off. You could start remembering funny things or in general flimsy thoughts, instead of you to be fully focused on your prayer. Muslims are required to worship Allah as they see Him or at least He is watching them. When in prayer you're standing in front of Allah how do you dare disrespect him by laughing or your mind wandering of?! Are you trying to make mockery of him?! We seek refuge in Allah from such. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Newnas(m): 4:35pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
ContractKiller:Now you're jumping to another topic. Your question has been fully answered. |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by ClassicMG(m): 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
fatymore:ameen� |
Re: Does Laughing Invalidate Ablution? by Kingzeez10: 6:00pm On Jan 10, 2020 |
MariahCarrey:Islam sucks yet you accept the oath just because you want to spew thrash,orí pé orí ẹ́ tí gbalẹ́ |
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