MariahCarrey:
is Netflix the Bible?

Yes there is 80% proof that Jesus of Bible is a gay

* Jesus of Bible have a beloved disciple who is name is unknown, who is that disciple?

* when Roma army came to arrest Jesus of Bible they met him with a man with half naked and latter the man run away without clothes on his body,
Who Is that man? Why naked? Why Jesus can't caution the man to go and dress well?

OoniOfIfe:
that's ignorance on their part. Allah is satan, satan is transgender (baphomet), Allah is gay and his prophet Mohammed is a pedophile. God tru name is YHWH

Do you have any proof that Allah means Satan?

Give me a reference that refers to Allah as Satan with valid proof.

OoniOfIfe:
that's ignorance on their part. Allah is satan, satan is transgender (baphomet), Allah is gay and his prophet Mohammed is a pedophile. God tru name is YHWH

irrespective of our religion, we shouldn't attribute a negative mortal character(gay...) to the other religion's Supreme Being, just because we don't believe in the religion, spiritual stuff is far beyond human understanding, very far!
I'm a christian, but I won't go to the extent of calling Allah names, haba!

soo the creator of you and your ancestors is gay
your informer and you the foolish informee are both doomed save the mercy of the Almighty Allah(swt)

Please is Islam just about dos and donts because that’s the only thing they cones up here every Friday and it is quite funny

Sheriman:

Shut up Stupid Idiot!!!!

take a chill pill, you're too aggressive

Kokoebapluse:


, can you see before? You that blind, that is why Bible call you a sheep ( animal)

But wait what did you know about Islam?

I don't know much about Islam. I didn't mean the post as an insult or anything like that

MariahCarrey:
you did not answer my question. Is he gay/transgendered or not?

I feel you as a female can be this foolish and disgusting in your speeacj I wonder the kind of husband you will have or has. it is such a shame such hideous ignorantly canterkrous dingbat are poking their nose into what is none of their business.

fatymore:
Patience is one of the most beautiful attributes one can ever have, it makes one listen, understand, forgive, forget, endure & move on in life.
May Almighty Allah SWT increase Our patience, forgive all Our sins, open all the channels of success, progress & blessings for us Fidduniya Wal-Akhira.
Jum@Mubarak

It is cos it's an online forum. Most Muslims don't have patience in real life if you say such things about their prophet. These was an old woman Umm Qirfa who wrote some poems criticizing the " prophet" she he found her, he had her tied between 2 camels and had them run in opposite directions thus splitting her in half.
So much for patience.

Avedonn:


Allah is an Arabic word meaning God. Even Christian Arabs uses the word Allah when referring to God. All languages have ways the refer to Allah.

Please be mindful on how you discredit the name of God just because of Nairaland likes.

Al lah is not God
It's just like Al menat and her 2 sisters

ContractKiller:
What an ex-muslim from Egypt posted on YouTube:

"The Muslim is the only one who needs a fatwa for what side of the bed he wakes up from. He must pray before putting on his shoes and he must always wear his right shoe first. He must pray a special prayer before entering his toilet and another special prayer while sitting on his toilet otherwise the Jinn and Sheitan will disturb him. He must make sure his buttocks are not pointed in the direction of the Quibla (Mecca) when he is in the toilet. He must wash his p*nis and shake it 3 times after urinating and he must try to urinate while stopping like a woman."

Jesus!!!
This is pure slavery & madness.
I really pity Muslims, no wonder they are always looking angry & dangerous.

Newnas:


Go and watch your gay jesu on Netflix abeg

Actually learnt something from a friend, why muslims don't eat dogs, he said one of their Anabi and is almajiris went to the mountain to pray the way Jesus did with his desciples, he said their Anabi told his almajiris to wait for him at the bottom of the mountain, while he climbed up the mountain wearing a white cloth to pray, while he was praying rising his ass up some mad dogs came and saw him thinking he was a white rabbit and attacked him, when his almajiris waited for him and didn't see him they climbed the mountain to look for him, my the time they get there to their suprise their Anabi has been torn to pieces by dogs.
Since then they vow never to eat dog again.

Midas01:
Na so madness dey start, so it is wrong to move with 12 grown men,
I guess he should with babies then... Mumu.

..
E pain am

How does shaking your p*nis 3 times after urinating, tie you to your creator?

Newnas:


Actually, we should thank that man/woman for the compliments.

Islam ties us to our Creator and Lord because worship is the primary reason why we're in this world. Every other thing we're doing are distractions (or at best means to worship).

Allah was the name of the Chief Idol of the Qurayish Tribe of Mecca.

Muhammad destroyed all the other 359 idols in the Kaaba but he left Allah alone.

Before muhammad destroyed the Kaaba Allah had 3 daughters


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fortran12:


Al lah is not God
It's just like Al menat and her 2 sisters

Should this be a question...

This is ridiculous...

Crazy things these Muslims come up with every Friday on NL will hurt your eyes

Jabioro:
Islam get plenty wahala..dem go talk about how to Bleep , sleep, wake eat, defecate, urinate and to spit....now to laugh before or after the prayer can make it invalid..The rubbish are enough to make the believer goes mad..

No wonder a man was reportedly sentenced for farting in a mosque during ramadan.
"Peaceful" religion you know.
https://www.nairaland.com/4537425/man-sentenced-death-farting-mosque

BusolaDakolo:

No wonder a man was reportedly sentenced for farting in a mosque during ramadan.
"Peaceful" religion you know.
https://www.nairaland.com/4537425/man-sentenced-death-farting-mosque

You don't know Islam..Do you know how to sip water when drink it or where to face when you about to sleep or where your head should be..Convert ro Islam your life shall be fully regimented..to commit suicide..I have virgin waiting for your dick at other side ..

ContractKiller:

How does shaking your p*nis 3 times after urinating, tie you to your creator?

It ensures that no urine is left so that some drops don't trickle in your pants.

That is purification and purification is half of faith.

ItooWorWor:

Actually learnt something from a friend, why muslims don't eat dogs, he said one of their Anabi and is almajiris went to the mountain to pray the way Jesus did with his desciples, he said their Anabi told his almajiris to wait for him at the bottom of the mountain, while he climbed up the mountain wearing a white cloth to pray, while he was praying rising his ass up some mad dogs came and saw him thinking he was a white rabbit and attacked him, when his almajiris waited for him and didn't see him they climbed the mountain to look for him, my the time they get there to their suprise their Anabi has been torn to pieces by dogs.
Since then they vow never to eat dog again.

You're almost funny

Kokoebapluse:



Yes there is 80% proof that Jesus of Bible is a gay

* Jesus of Bible have a beloved disciple who is name is unknown, who is that disciple?

* when Roma army came to arrest Jesus of Bible they met him with a man with half naked and latter the man run away without clothes on his body,
Who Is that man? Why naked? Why Jesus can't caution the man to go and dress well?

Dumb very dumb. Cite the history book you got that from

Avedonn:


Do you have any proof that Allah means Satan?

Give me a reference that refers to Allah as Satan with valid proof.

please explain the three daughters of Allah. We should start from there

Newnas:


It ensures that no urine is left so that some drops don't trickle in your pants.

That is purification and purification is half of faith.

i can't laugh enough

daben1:
irrespective of our religion, we shouldn't attribute a negative mortal character(gay...) to the other religion's Supreme Being, just because we don't believe in the religion, spiritual stuff is far beyond human understanding, very far!
I'm a christian, but I won't go to the extent of calling Allah names, haba!

guy do your research. Allah is not God. It's a chief idol of the Arabs. Dont let them deceive. That rubbish can never be Yahweh. It's a transgender god. Never say it's the same with the Almighty.

So failure to purify the p*nis will condemned you to hell, while having sex with 9 year old girls is okay?

Newnas:


It ensures that no urine is left so that some drops don't trickle in your pants.

That is purification and purification is half of faith.

nice one op, jazakhumllahu akhiran

Masha ALLAH

MrsNwaAmaikpe:
If someone is praying in the mosque and suddenly starts laughing.

Isn't that a sign of madness?

some times the devil will steal from your prayer by making your mind to wonder off. You could start remembering funny things or in general flimsy thoughts, instead of you to be fully focused on your prayer. Muslims are required to worship Allah as they see Him or at least He is watching them. When in prayer you're standing in front of Allah how do you dare disrespect him by laughing or your mind wandering of?! Are you trying to make mockery of him?! We seek refuge in Allah from such.

ContractKiller:
So failure to purify the p*nis will condemned you to hell, while having sex with 9 year old girls is okay?

Now you're jumping to another topic. Your question has been fully answered.

fatymore:
Patience is one of the most beautiful attributes one can ever have, it makes one listen, understand, forgive, forget, endure & move on in life.
May Almighty Allah SWT increase Our patience, forgive all Our sins, open all the channels of success, progress & blessings for us Fidduniya Wal-Akhira.
Jum@Mubarak

ameen�

MariahCarrey:
eyyah. But no where in the Bible was Jesus a gay. But Quran indicted mohammed as a pedophile basstard. Islam sucks. Y'ALL bunch of terrorists

Islam sucks yet you accept the oath just because you want to spew thrash,orí pé orí ẹ́ tí gbalẹ́