So, an Abuja based man has narrated his experience with a lady that refused to leave his house after visiting. A Twitter user withe handle @Shalomtheo took to the platform to share his experience with a female visitor that refused to leave. The guy narrated how he met the lady on Twitter, invited her for the weekend and how she overstayed her welcome. According to him, he had to feign travelling on an official visit before she packed her bags and left.
Read his post below;
“So I and one twitter sweetheart have been talking to each other for a while. It really did go down in the DMs. She stays in Abuja and I jokingly teased one Friday morning that my weekend would be interesting if she spent it with me at home. She laughed about it and agreed.
I didn’t really expect her to agree so it was a pleasant surprise. I finished work early that day and went home to cook, clean and prepare for my August visitor. She said she would be coming in the evening. I was prepared by 3pm sef. Early bird. Early worm. Early kn*cks.
She came as she promised and to cut the long story short, by Saturday morning, I was already tired of her. But the weekend wasn’t nearly over so I had to enjoy the boredom of her company one more night. She wasn’t really boring, I just think that we had different interests.
By Sunday evening, I thought she would be preparing to leave but babe was not bothered. She was seeing a Netflix series.
I didn’t want to ask her when she was leaving. Didn’t want to give her the impression that I wanted her to leave. Maybe she would leave in the morning.
Monday morning, as I prepared to go to work, she was still sleeping, I tapped her nicely and told her where to drop the keys for me WHEN she was leaving. Fam, I came back home and met her at home, she had even cooked dinner. Hot tears.
Ahh. Baby, you’re still here?? Of course she was and she didn’t reply. I ate the dinner like a married man and went outside to see that she had washed her clothes and they were hanging outside in the line. Her underwear was proudly renting space in my toilet. I don enter.
Ok. Maybe the clothes would be dry by tomorrow morning and she would be gone before I came back from work on Tuesday evening. I came back and the babe had even washed my own clothes. I couldn’t even express my tiredness of her, she was a nice person.
By Thursday morning, she was now telling me things to buy for her when I was coming back from work. As I drove to work, I parked by the road and began to ask myself “Am I dreaming? Did I marry and forget? Am I in love?” I still bought what she asked me to buy because idiot.
So I called my man @mr_ochonogor and told him what I was going through and in his infinite wisdom as a retired Lagos boy, he told me what to do. When I got home that Thursday evening I told her that my company was sending me to Benin for a week to inspect our assets.
So that night, a miracle happened, she packed her stuff because I told her I was leaving via road early in the morning. By 6AM, we were up and I had packed a bag.
I was hoping that she would enter a different vehicle and go her way but she insisted to follow me to the bus park.
Ahan babe, that’s unnecessary but she insisted and I had to keep up the lie. So we took Uber to God is good park in Utako. I was hoping she would go her way with the Uber but she wanted to wait until the bus I would enter had left. Was it love or she dey suspect me?
Fam, I paid N6,500 for the fare and sat down. She came to the window and we were professing how much we would miss each other, she even started crying and I felt something, but fam, my head cleared immediately and I maintained my lie. I promised to call her when I returned.
When the bus got to Giri junction, I told the driver to stop that I was not going again. “I no go refund you oh” the driver said. See you, did I tell you I want refund?? Abeg I Dey go office, I don dey late.
Fam, this happened early this year but I am still in Benin as far as both of us are concerned. My company decided to make me a permanent staff in Benin. “Can I come see you in Benin?” She asked. “I’m staying with my aunty here, dear”

hmmm... I paid N6,500 for the fare and sat down

hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

Wisdom we not kee yhu dia

Lol...pls don’t tell me this is a true life story. People have been saying that in 2020, babes are taking it by force.

Na wao.....Husband scarce sha!!!

I hope she remember to pack her pata out of your bathroom??

C U

Hahahahaha !!!! OP, you die well. You don marry oo.

This story got me sprawling with laughter.

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heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

Hahahahahaha.... That Guy's house must be really comfortable... Some girls sha... No girl wants to suffer again...

heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

You wan kill the poor man with hypertension!

in this day and age of baby mamas, this homeless babe was just trying to slide as your "wifey" just as you slide in her DM.

the charade went too far and for too long, you should have asked her to go home the next morning, while looking her dead in her eyes.

One day your lies would catch up with you.
you think you're wise right?
But girls should be careful on who they role with: its beats my imagination to see ladies visiting gentle men they barely know.

Oga be careful next time before you venture into what's bigger than your narrative.
One day your lies would catch up with you.
you think you're wise right?
But girls should be careful on who they role with: its beats my imagination to see ladies visiting gentle men they barely know.

Oga be careful next time before you venture into what's bigger than your narrative.

Lamanii22:



Hahahahahaha.... That Guy's house must be really comfortable... Some girls sha... No girl wants to suffer again...

na so na... the girl na mobile toilet....from that park na to look for the next available loose scrotum

heffem:
na so na... the girl na mobile toilet....from that park na to look for the next available loose scrotum

Maddo...

This story get k- leg

That "Did I marry and forget?" line got me laughing

Guys no won marry useless girls... they are really many these days especially baby mamas; iv upto 2 disturbing me sef. Guys don smart oo. Naija gals are scammers oo.

I thought they said the risks of this kind of behaviour by the op include hosting marine spirits, mammy water, ghosts, snake-humans, agents of something, people from the evil kingdom, etc.

But male nlers never seem to encounter these scenarios regardless how many times they engage in such. Are the nlers fortified or what?

They even openly boast of it. Very strange.

Quite hilarious but I know Op won't find those few days interesting at all.

Normal level when Yur house is comfy em babes would never wanna leave. Happened to my boy during service in imo state, the babe turn full time house wife, we had to come up with same scope before she could leave..... Imo babes one of a kind walahii

joshboo:
Normal level when Yur house is comfy em babes would never wanna leave. Happened to my boy during service in imo state, the babe turn full time girlfriend, we had to come up with same scope before she could leave..... Imo babes one of a kind walahii

Wife is when you have actually married the person. Or what's your own definition?

Khalidase83:
This story get k- leg

These things happen.. I know about 2 victims...

joshboo:
Normal level when Yur house is comfy em babes would never wanna leave. Happened to my boy during service in imo state, the babe turn full time house wife, we had to come up with same scope before she could leave..... Imo babes one of a kind walahii

The benefit is that you get to enjoy full housewife treatment.

They will clean up everywhere, wash your clothes,boil water for u to bath , cook food for you and lots more

KingAzubuike:

The benefit is that you get to enjoy full girlfriend treatment.

They will clean up everywhere, wash your clothes,boil water for u to bath , cook food for you and lots more

Unless they're lazy of course, I see you refused to consider that.

If it's bashing time then laziness gets full mention.

The funniest part was that did I marry and forgot

you even eat food wey she prepare smh