That’s some funny shit

I bet you we’ve seen way more than this.

Ladies, marriage is not an achievement like they say, “boys don Dey wise up”

Lamanii22:



Hahahahahaha.... That Guy's house must be really comfortable... Some girls sha... No girl wants to suffer again...

which babe go see Netflix and go easily,

thank God say you never giver her belle... some girls dont want love, they just want hardworking and comfortable man, and you fit in that agenda


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heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

haba darling! You want kill person? Now na Ukraine airlines flight I go go enter this time from Iran, I hope ballistic Iranian missiles will not locate the plane and end this at once

Lol..u never see anything. Gave a lady a lift and we got talking. She was even the one that suggested we exchange number when she was about alighting. She called during the day to check on me and later called towards evening that I should pick her on my way home. I was surprised and asked her how she's sure we taking same routes home and she said we stay around each other. Me I just played along till my colleague told me I'm about entering one chance as Abuja girls will turn me to a driver pretty soon. I just ignored her and went home. By 9:25pm, I heard a knock on my door. Initially, I didn't bother cos I wasn't expecting anyone but the knocks increased. I quickly went out and saw the lady dressed in a nightie and holding a folded wrapper. I was surprised like how did she know where I stay and she said she stays close and have been seeing me but knew my apartment cos the position my car was parked. I just told her it's to late that I need to sleep, she tried persuading me to at least let her in but I insisted that she needs go home. Na so I dodge bullet. Later got to realize she stays just few house from mine. I didn't grow in Lagos for nothing...make I still come enter one chance unto kini level ...no be me same street for that matter

heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

heffem:
hey baby...you lied to me that you were not in Abuja....lest I forget, I didn't remember to tell you that I'm a nairalander and I'm reading your post now. I'm on my way back to your house this night...for better for worst

heffem(m) u should be he not she..though I understand ur jokd

Pls send me the lady number

Kai. And the girl try ooo

The girl is jobless.

hope4nigeria:
haba darling! You want kill person? Now na Ukraine airlines flight I go go enter this time from Iran, I hope ballistic Iranian missiles will not locate the plane and end this at once

...never board the plane na....my pant dey your bathroom and I wan wear am enter street....abeg where you drop your apartment key?

Abi I marry for dream got me laughing

One of the twitter stories.

Todays ladies wey be I never chop. That are looking for men to hook too. My brother I understand u. A lady nearly die for my house self. She came on a visit ooo dey extend her going just on faithful day she collapsed and nearly die ⚱, she used 5days in d hospital. Hmmm many things just rush into my mind dt moments dt make them no come talk say I use her for rituals and her elder sis na area inspector police officer in abj o

Bros, belle might arise in the future ooo. She go fi track you come house or office self.

D hustle is real

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itsme01:



thank God say you never giver her belle... some girls dont want love, they just want hardworking and comfortable man, and you fit in that agenda


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So hilarious and interesting

She got too comfortable.

tooth4tooth:
Hahahahaha !!!! OP, you die well. You don marry oo.

This story got me sprawling with laughter.

I just dy laugh inside bus

Lamanii22:



Hahahahahaha.... That Guy's house must be really comfortable... Some girls sha... No girl wants to suffer again...

That's what one girl did few years ago, I have to tell her I was traveling and I won't be coming back soon, if I didn't do that she will spend months in my apartment..

@nato20ng you've just made my year.

Bros u never free totally o, belle might be there o.
Start cooking another lie ahead o. I tell u

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Kingrexyl:
That's what one girl did few years ago, I have to tell her I was traveling and I won't be coming back soon, if I didn't do that she will spend months in my apartment..

Lol awa di ete si be.. She'd even get pregnant or probably use love potion....

Lamanii22:



Lol awa di ete si be.. She'd even get pregnant or probably use love potion....

She thought she has jam maga now, she don't know I'm wiser than her..

justnock:
@nato20ng you've just made my year.

Thanks fam!

My brother...... My girlfriend has stayed 1 year and 3 months with me. Unofficially we r married like this. This is no joke. Even me I need help.

ptoall1000:
Lol...pls don’t tell me this is a true life story. People have been saying that in 2020, babes are taking it by force.

This is what I call taking it by force. The ladies these days are not taking chances o.

op this should serve as a lesson to you and other single men out there .Don't ever have anything to do with a jobless woman .If she was working somewhere or running a small business i dont think she will come and shut down in your house like that .That is how they will turn themselves into a liability and ladies like this always have a sense of entitlement .I know of a guy that landed himself into trouble like right now they have kids and the lady has become a heavy burden to him

Lol.. You almost went to a journey you didn't plan for.

Bestinstinct:
Lol..u never see anything. Gave a lady a lift and we got talking. She was even the one that suggested we exchange number when she was about alighting. She called during the day to check on me and later called towards evening that I should pick her on my way home. I was surprised and asked her how she's sure we taking same routes home and she said we stay around each other. Me I just played along till my colleague told me I'm about entering one chance as Abuja girls will turn me to a driver pretty soon. I just ignored her and went home. By 9:25pm, I heard a knock on my door. Initially, I didn't bother cos I wasn't expecting anyone but the knocks increased. I quickly went out and saw the lady dressed in a nightie and holding a folded wrapper. I was surprised like how did she know where I stay and she said she stays close and have been seeing me but knew my apartment cos the position my car was parked. I just told her it's to late that I need to sleep, she tried persuading me to at least let her in but I insisted that she needs go home. Na so I dodge bullet. Later got to realize she stays just few house from mine. I didn't grow in Lagos for nothing...make I still come enter one chance unto kini level ...no be me same street for that matter

Oga no be small bullet u dodge oh.....