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Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

You met a girl in the lungu and you swear she's the best thing since sliced bread just cos she has the physique of your dream woman? Now you've concluded you've found your dream woman?

In a ghetto in WARRI

I know your mind is prolly fuckin with you telling you she's your soulmate and mother of your unborn kids..but G, you're in for some rude awakening.

You're about to get swindled!

AdorableSapphir:
Kai kai kai!
When will some men ever have sense? Upon you claimed to be a street man, you still dont have sense to know that shes a death trap and you took her to your house?.

Just tell your DSS undercover agents that they should rent an apartment near you cos what you fail to realise is that such a girl has taken an oath to strictly do what shes doing as biz and will never develop any feelings for you or hesitate to pull the trigger when the time to accomplish her mission comes.
Theyll will come to your house through her, Carry out their mission ( God help you if you're left alive) and then she'll be gone with the wind.

What you dont know is that they saw you before you even saw the girl at the resrun. You were a target and you really fell big time; they won't stop until mission is accomplished. Receive sense cos I see you're only thinking with your D now but your eye go soon clear.
For your mind now you don see a girl. Wait until she shows you what she really is.
At this point, you're no longer safe even if you back out cos youve already taken her to your house.

I dont know why men always act stupid once they see a lady. Its 2020 na. At least you guys should receive small sense. Very annoying.

Nigga you took the words right out of my mouth

When would men have sense?. Sex is not a product of love. Sex is meant to satisfy your fleshly lust and for reproduction. The girl is using sex to make you believe that she has left her guy. When you finally have sex with her, 2 things would happen to you
1) the money you think you have would vanish
2) she would plot to kill you using her real boyfriend, because once you have sex with her you would tell her your secret.

MartinCorridon:
I am laughing at those giving serious advice.

DSS deployed several officers to guard the area just because he wanted to screw

Ridiculous

Dreyl:
This is a fictional story, if anyone can believe this he/she is dumb.

Nothing new under the sun o. The op taking her home is what I'm not okay with. You saw all the red light na. DSS won't be protecting you every night o

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little

Your street orientation is zero. Giving the girl your personal phone number and taking her to your house is the most expensive mistake you’d ever make. Those kind of girls are baits for foolish men like you who only think with their dicks. I hope the DSS would start going every where with you from now. Mumu

When I detect other lies , I'll update my post
This is the most obvious.


**MEANWHILE I SENT a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding)

Pls continue with your lies , how much did you pay them

Another foolish man... Naija done finish

Originalsly:
Easily snatch his bait... you be like those kind fish that don't nibble bait... just gulp and swallow because it look good. Is all good if you want to try to make her a better person..... make that a project... then after decide if you can have a pretty solid relationship. As of now... she is more likely to dash off with man with better Benz.

Hook, line & sinker. Including the fisherman!

ya'all dont get the jist...d girl doesnt really have a boyfriend dey are all scammers in acting...she will monitor d guy and dey will eventually rob him.
that's why he called his dss frnd for protection na lol.
back to you oga,the moment u mentioned Benz I knew ur lieing....
we know that tactic but it didnt happen to you.
stop dat dreaming!!!

Whoever cooked this, did not put enough pepper. Nonsense story from the temple of lies

Emilokoiyawon:
Yes. You will take an 0l0sh0 off the streets and train her to be a good wife. You have a better chance of teaching a worm how to write computer code.

Daaaaaimmmmn

I'm following Bro, I dey wait to get the full story.

WO... You better don't allow her jazz you... Just leave her jejely... Don't let her ruin your finance for you...

Emilokoiyawon:
Yes. You will take an 0l0sh0 off the streets and train her to be a good wife. You have a better chance of teaching a worm how to write computer code.

You're wicked gaan o guy...

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

Enjoy ooo. Na ur time sha. But am sure she be runz girl... Forget glowing skin.. Na part of the packaging. Her bf no say na hustle b koko..
I used to know a guy at auchi dating this olosho girl wey dey give am money constantly

You might even be surprised that Op is one jobless fool with 10mb data o

AdorableSapphir:
Kai kai kai!
When will some men ever have sense? Upon you claimed to be a street man, you still dont have sense to know that shes a death trap and you took her to your house?.

Just tell your DSS undercover agents that they should rent an apartment near you cos what you fail to realise is that such a girl has taken an oath to strictly do what shes doing as biz and will never develop any feelings for you or hesitate to pull the trigger when the time to accomplish her mission comes.
Theyll will come to your house through her, Carry out their mission ( God help you if you're left alive) and then she'll be gone with the wind.

What you dont know is that they saw you before you even saw the girl at the resrun. You were a target and you really fell big time; they won't stop until mission is accomplished. Receive sense cos I see you're only thinking with your D now but your eye go soon clear.
For your mind now you don see a girl. Wait until she shows you what she really is.
At this point, you're no longer safe even if you back out cos youve already taken her to your house.

I dont know why men always act stupid once they see a lady. Its 2020 na. At least you guys should receive small sense. Very annoying.

Very sensible post.
I think the op left his senses at the offshore.

greenmonk:
Very sensible post.
I think the op left his senses at the offshore.

I'm telling you.

u want to get serious with a ho€? good luck

karkinase:
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e dan do him e-pin ??

see better cruise after one wrap of Loud ....

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Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

Incomplete story.

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

So I work offshore, so I'm on my 3weeks break before going back to work. There's a lungu where we always stay to relax and drink. It's more of a ghetto in warri.
So I sat and was surfing the internet when I saw this fine girl with bum short. Glowing dark skin, tall, nice hips, better yansh. She sat a little distant from me with some guys. Then I was about leaving when I was about to pay for what I bought, she also came and ordered some stuffs for their table. So I just struck a little conversation
Me: hi
Girl:hi
Me: I saw you come in not quite long. I must say you have a gorgeous skin
Girl: Thank you
Me: lemme buy you a drink.
Girl: oh really?? Thank you

After taking her drink and the one I bought for her, she asked I come to their table. I was reluctant a bit but I got another drink and went to their table. She introduced me to the guys she was with as her boyfriend and the other one as her bestie. We shook hands and were talking about different things. Then the girl came and sat next to me and started telling me how handsome I am, that she was ready to make me have a splendid night. In my mind, I was like ode, me wey I don dey street before you. I was just shaking my head as she was saying everything. After some time, she said her drink was finished that she'd like more drink and she'd like to eat as well. In my mind I was like shebi you have boyfriend, why tell me this rubbish na... Shuu!!
I said choose one between drinking and eating. She chose eating. So I gave her 2k instantly. Her face gladdened with hidden smile. She didn't know when she pecked me. I was really surprised. �� Even her boyfriend shook my hand and said thank you. Later on, the other guy now started telling me ehnn.. Don't hurt my bestie oo. It's obvious my bestie has fallen for you. I said ahhh. Una don see mugu abi.
P.S... Giving her the 2k doesn't mean I fell for their pranks oo. I just gave her because she mentioned food. I just Wan shake her leg make she for know say I no be smello.
Where did I stop?? So I exchanged numbers with her and went to my car (Benz). Immediately she saw me enter the car, she ran towards the car and was asking if she could just be with me tonight. I said what of her boyfriend? She told me to forget that one. So I told her to come in. We left there and I felt like taking spirits. But before then we went to her place and she changed into something better, I waited for her in the car. So we hit the road, we got to the lounge and we did few shots of gold label. She said she wanted shisha, she smoked and after, she danced to her full bele. Then it was time to go home and off we went to my house. Meanwhile I sent a text to my dss friend for undercover agents to man the area and around my house. He has even replied me that he's deployed them already. In case she wants to be over smart. (no loose guarding). I'm in my room upstairs, she's in the visitors room.
But my issue is I can easily snatch the girl form the guy if they're dating for real. She's the typical physique of the woman I ever want. I'm thinking if her head is down and she doesn't misbehave, I could help her become a better person cos I really like her.

I saw offshore amongst those word and since I'm a certified non destructive technician (UT II) with valid offshore documents, I'm interested. Tell me more about the offshore job. Thank you

Recxzy019:
Hi everyone.
Please I need mature opinions. Thanks.

.......erson cos I really like her.

Ahah

Na wa o bros,no vex, you be mumu??

Na ashawo girl be dat na. Na thier format. You really think say dat guy na her boyfriend,na her p1mp na, you sef

This is the most pointless tale I have ever read. Meanwhile 'Mr. I Drive a Benz' is claiming to be street smart, yet the girl and her fellow thugs are playing him like a fiddle.

ArticleBeast:
You might even be surprised that Op is one jobless fool with 10mb data o

Very likely.

Stupid story, very stupid story

I have always been a strong believer, that the redpill is the solution to a man problem, helping you to understand how women thinks and also guiding you through the illusion called love. But somehow from your story, or should I say your thinking methodology makes me compelled to believe NOT EVEN THE REDPILL CAN SAVE YOU. But still give it a try and let see whether you will be reborn. And I would like to warn you, when reading your post, I felt a sense of destiny within you. It seems you are destined to Die at a woman hand.

It's obvious her boyfriend is also her love-vendor... she will actually play along and get as much as she needs from you but trust me she will eventually keep seeing that her bf
Congrats on the role of sugar daddy

Op we obviously know that you are lieing,,,but no problem continue...


You have a very interesting lie there.....seems you are a born lier mehn!!