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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 10:57pm On Feb 08, 2020
ikorodureporta:
I have many things to say...
There was a woman living close to the entrance of my former house. She had a tiny broom which was always kept across the entrance door. Den, anytime me & my siblings dey go out, na to kick the broom throway from road first....she dey always use back enter house too

Slhe was an ogboni member...

It symbolizes no entrance for any Trespasser/ invaders in the spirit realm

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Giftexx: 10:57pm On Feb 08, 2020
Tiler na work Biko
Just d right congrat and u sorted...for life sef

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Giftexx: 10:58pm On Feb 08, 2020
Oracle23:


Person wey steal una destiny is still a tiler


Receive sense.
Tiler na work Biko
Just d right contract and u sorted...for life sef

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by DavidEsq(m): 11:00pm On Feb 08, 2020
abdullkabar:
Just a random scary story
Source: my mom
She said they(up to 5 or so) were coming from the farm, and it was quite late in the night. They had fire woods on their head.
It happened that a woman was just buried somewhere along the path recently.
She said she was at the back and when they passed by the grave, she looked towards the direction.
Nobody saw anything, but she saw the woman in white rob standing on/beside the grave. She suddenly screamed and fainted. She latter woke up at home.



This story still gives me goose pimples(even as I type to night)
Ecclesiastics 9:5-6. Pls read it. it is the truth about the dead, that would set u free

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by aadoiza: 11:01pm On Feb 08, 2020
ayandee:
I remember my secondary days. I had malaria and mum took me to the hospital. By the time, we returned home, I was very weak from the injections I had received and could hardly stand. Mum needed to get some items at the market nearby and didn't want to leave me at home all by myself.

Our neighbour in the next compound offered I stayed in her home till my mum returned. She's actually a nice woman. She led me to her children's bedroom. All seemed normal and I was beginning to doze off. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a big wall frame on which it was written "Reformed Ogboni Comfraternity" with a picture of her husband fully dressed in what I perceived was the regalia. I jumped up immediately. My fever vanished. I told the woman I wanted to go home.

She was surprised. I told her I felt better. Luckily, I met my mum at the gate. We had barely entered our home when i started telling her what I saw. She was also surprised.
You see common ROF and you wan piece for body grin grin. They are actually not as portrayed in nollywood. I lived with with some of their members for close to a decade. No shaking

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by roladex(f): 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2020
FatherBona:
Don't get me started.............
My Landlord is a Bishop of The BCS. He's got properties all over town, enough to make a billionaire jealous. This nigga is a stark illiterate
Source of wealth? He sells yam at the timber market shocked shocked yea right grin
My stories will fill up the pages of a dictionary and will surely win an Oscar for best script if adapted into a movie. grin
I've seen it all, from red and white handkerchiefs, burning of red and black candles at unholy hours of the night, prayer band gathering by midnight, singing and dancing round the compound barefoot, wearing white garments, clandestine meetings, and other unexplained occurrences. He has banned all manner of church activities and prayers in the compound except its organised by the BCS. Need I go on?! Killing of snakes, and the appearances of owls and other strange creatures is the order of the day and he has placed an order never to harm this creatures, it could be an apparition from their leader or so he believes.
God is my only hope.
Can't wait to leave these place
and u r still there..

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by PregnantlySingu: 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2020
proclinician:


Niggar dropped dead from the crash? How far along are you?
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! cry cry cry jesus

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ikorodureporta: 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2020
Many schools here don't allow people to celebrate anything like birthday again, because some fetish people take advantage of it to share their sacrificed meals to innocent students..
Growing up too, our mum understood our neighbors, so she warns us never to eat anything given to us..
These days, they go as far as calling it a birthday party cheesy

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by silverkings: 11:03pm On Feb 08, 2020
AlhajiImam:
The jinns are still powerful and existent but with our daily prayers to Allah he will help us to conquer and over come them Insha Allah.

I pity the infidels
This terrorist again??

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by roladex(f): 11:03pm On Feb 08, 2020
ArcFresky:
Always ran away from fetish people... Not because I was scared, but because I don't want nonsense wahala....

My e,x bestfriend, was doing yahoo, naso I catch am sitting down on white cloth, with calabash... Since that day... He became my ex... Lol

There was something he always did then.. Whenever we were going out, we would all be ready... As all of us step outside lyk dis, nigger will go back inside house for close to ten minutes....

Now, I don't even pick his calls anymore.
but people they do things o
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by sodiqapril(m): 11:04pm On Feb 08, 2020
Roon9:



Are you sure everything is well with you?
The guy is mentally deraiiled

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by proclinician: 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! cry cry cry jesus
OMG... So sorry. This is terrible. What will you do now...

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Zahra24: 11:06pm On Feb 08, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! cry cry cry jesus

My heart cried... I'm so sorry.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by roladex(f): 11:06pm On Feb 08, 2020
GOVERNMENTBOY20:
Last year I had to put up in a face me I slap you , I had a neighbor who was a Tiler. When everyone has gone to work in the morning, the guy will come back home.

You think there is no big deal in coming back home to rest right? But on the contrary, he comes home to take his bath, this time with a ritual soap in a small calabash.

The motherfvcker had a certain incantation that he recite to collect people's glory in the compound. How did I get to know?

There was a day I came back home for a quick match with a neighborhood tailor. We had set staffing time for 10:30am. I had to come back home early with food and drinks I have arranged. The chick showed up and when we were through around 12pm, she went to use the bathroom... But came back to inform me someone was in the general bathroom saying incantations and mentioning names...
Whose name?

We went back together and I heard motherfvcker saying the soap should bring him the blessing meant for Kabiru the mechanic, Mukaila vulcanizer, Chukudi spare part seller, Tunde the painter... I already pulled out my phone and was recording everything the nigga was saying till he mentioned Adigun the Barber... Omo naa so I burst into the bathroom with towel wrapped around my slim waist ...

Blessing wey never dey enough for me before this dude want 2 collect it before e reach me. no wonder I have been unable to pay my complete rent for over two years and running



Don't just like the post oo. Epp my life please... I am a very good writer as better job never dey... Anything for you boy
sharp guy.be like say u be mfm member
Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by roladex(f): 11:07pm On Feb 08, 2020
Yustash001:
What is common here is traders spreading charm on the floor or even burying it in front of their shop just to attract costumers....
h don tey

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by PregnantlySingu: 11:07pm On Feb 08, 2020
proclinician:

OMG... So sorry. This is terrible. What will you do now...
Leave all to God

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by anochuko01(m): 11:08pm On Feb 08, 2020
our vegetable soup started growing into hairs.
ants taking over loaves of bread.
i was knocked down by a car.
who "did" all these? my moms friend.
mom dreamt of dollars, only for this same woman to come physically the next day to claim the dollars.
the woman later came to confess, and the last i heard of her is that shes ran mad.


our landlady that attended cele church lol...

a guy making incantations in the bathroom.

the saucy proprietress i worked with who was always pouring guinea corn inside the school premises.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by SangoOlukosoOba(m): 11:09pm On Feb 08, 2020
Told a friend about powers and he said it all lies
That nothing like Juju. So I brought him to my house on a weekend and told him to go and buy Eko/Agidi. When he got back, I praised the powers that be and Demanded protection for the Eko/ Agidi. Gave him fork, Knife, Cutlass and Axe to pieces the Agidi/Eko

He couldn't cut through.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Wyclefniranz(m): 11:11pm On Feb 08, 2020
OgaBuhari:
rituals, juju, charms and voodoo don't exist.
they are all fallacy
if you see life you go fear life

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by roladex(f): 11:11pm On Feb 08, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".
u are the original fetish one

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by marwanafrica: 11:12pm On Feb 08, 2020
RapistOnBail:
angry

To hell with lying on Neighbours, My real Fetish is watching Brother And Sister(Incest) fvck.

That shii right there is the real FETISH.

Bro have you ever seen it before?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Nobody: 11:13pm On Feb 08, 2020
proclinician:

OMG... So sorry. This is terrible. What will you do now...

So her monicker and date registered does not ring any bell in your head?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by BlissB(f): 11:14pm On Feb 08, 2020
Roon9:
Light and darkness has nothing in common. When I was in the university I use to be this everybody's guy especially in my hostel, We all lived like brothers and sisters.

One day during our mfmcf prayer meeting a sister just looked at me and said "bro, please stop putting your shoes outside your door at night". I just waved it off but somehow I stopped leaving my stuffs outside. Exactly 2 weeks later a girl in that lodge offhandedly asked me why I no longer put my shoes outside? undecided

The way i looked at her she instantaneously knew she blew her cover. Going forward she stopped talking to me or even being near me. Omo this life ehn shocked
Guy, after reading this, I go pack all my slippers when day outside enter house...... i'm fond of leaving my footwears outside but today e stop grin

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by proclinician: 11:14pm On Feb 08, 2020
Atiku:


So her monicker and date registered does not ring any bell in your head?

I don't care about that. Tell me, what's the worst case scenario?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by ikdaddy01(m): 11:15pm On Feb 08, 2020
doctore212:
My Olosho uses a red handkerchief to clean her kpekus before we bang.

I don't know whether na fetish be that one, but she dey give me all styles even the day I no get money.

I like her oo and even planning to carry her to see my parents after my service year
Erigo gi
De Don chop you grin grin grin grin

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by proclinician: 11:16pm On Feb 08, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
Leave all to God


Yea right. Good thing u believe in God. Pls take it easy you're gonna be okay. Everything will be fine with time.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Talkingoil(m): 11:18pm On Feb 08, 2020
mascot87:


What the hell is wrong with you? Is that the answer to the question been asked?

Na small pikin dey worry am

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by GamalNasser: 11:19pm On Feb 08, 2020
zimdante:
My neighbour na ogbonge witch , after my 5 hours morning devotion every morning, she no dey gree see my face, na so she go run enter house like tom and Jerry jam door gboza!.

She Neva see anything, this year she must pack without quit notice.

5 hours morning devotion you no dey go Church no?

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by aadoiza: 11:20pm On Feb 08, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
Told a friend about powers and he said it all lies
That nothing like Juju. So I brought him to my house on a weekend and told him to go and buy Eko/Agidi. When he got back, I praised the powers that be and Demanded protection for the Eko/ Agidi. Gave him fork, Knife, Cutlass and Axe to pieces the Agidi/Eko

He couldn't cut through.

The atheists here would call you a liar unless you have it recorded.

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by SimSify(m): 11:21pm On Feb 08, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! cry cry cry jesus


Jesus..
this moment you need the true comforter..
Jesus..
sorry for your loss..

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Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Legitdimple(f): 11:21pm On Feb 08, 2020
PregnantlySingu:
2 months. Everything still fresh. Still grieving. Worst we didn't even get a complete body to bury.. Everything burnt to ashes! cry cry cry jesus
So sorry for your loss,I really understand how you feel,may his soul rest in peace.

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