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I have never been in love before.....
I don't know what's wrong with me
...I think am sick...

paulolee:
gave her ma room key for she n her cousin to past d nite n shagged her all nite...I payed my suppose Bea bribe to b present n act as ma Bea on ma bday

Oga, did u even understand yourself?

NeoWanZaeed:
So sorry.

Just don't judge other with the criminal act of that mumu

It's not easy tho

Lol...... The most stupid thing I did for love was always sneaking out very late at night everyday to see her. She passes my house on her way home so I always waited for her and escorted her to her gate, I remember staying wit her as late as 11pm almost every day . One day my mum followed me and I happened to stay more late that night coming back by 11:30 and she just gave me 1 slap that changed my life forever... And d funny thing is that I didn't even hug her for once talk more of kissing her
������ Abeg make pesin come slap, I don Bleep up too much for this life

anthonyuncle:
they supposed best u with broom sticks

ASWR down!!

GogobiriLalas:
You forget to put all the frequent extra curricula servicing without payment

MAD ooohh!

midehi2:
And i am not available

You are the shooter

Hehe...my staunch catholic boyfriend took me to church for saint valentine mass...

mrkings84:
My brother, bae don marry since and me I still dey single.......still searching!

. still searching indeed

never in picture of this val.....but i love hanging out with my olosho them

Mariangeles:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
How sweet...

At the bolded? You're wrong because it was worth it.
You did what you could to be with the one you loved, and that was beautiful and romantic.
It will always be one of your best memories right?

Is it your "worth it". The owner of the "worth" said it's wasn't worth it, why are changing it for him ni?

Auntyesther:
I gave him my school fees when he had problems, borrowed from friends too just to make sure he was out of harms way. He promised to pay back when he gets settled. I believed him! With my heart, soul and brain! But why wouldn't i believe? Shebi i was in love nah... Las las uncle was sorted out and guess what? He broke up and refused to pay back... But las las we go dey alright sha

God give me this kind of gf as a wife

Danny110:
Lol...... The most stupid thing I did for love was always sneaking out very late at night everyday to see her. She passes my house on her way home so I always waited for her and escorted her to her gate, I remember staying wit her as late as 11pm almost every day . One day my mum followed me and I happened to stay more late that night coming back by 11:30 and she just gave me 1 slap that changed my life forever... And d funny thing is that I didn't even hug her for once talk more of kissing her
������ Abeg make pesin come slap, I don Bleep up too much for this life

nams77:
This shit u pulled almost landed my family in cell.

Several years ago, we had one tenant who always return from work around 3-4am. That fateful day, a robbery took place in a boarding school not too far and shortly after, my neighbor sauntered past and some of the student trailed him. On getting to the compound, the tenant jumped over the fence since he didnt want to disturb the neighborhood with noise.
The student watched him jumped over the fence and concluded he was the thief that came to their school.
3 days later , police men stormed our building in the wee hour of the morning and arrested everybody except my family. Why we were singled out, i cant still explain till date

"The life of a jumper"

Thank God for sense

JasonScoolari:
Well, I have done so many crazy things for some ungrateful ladies.... I remember how I used the money meant for my jamb registration to take Taiye out on a date and blew all the money on her without even getting a mere peck from this girl...

My mom was just sitting at home waiting for the jamb form, unknown to her that one Taiye has consumed everything.... I received a mind devastating beating from mom till i borrowed sense and registered for jamb the next year (2008) with my money.

Auntyesther:
It's not easy tho

Yeah ..

Was treated worse ..

Life goes on sister

mine happened last month i have to fake my death when she said it was over and this girl didnt even felt bother rather she went out the next day when every was typing rest in peace on my fb wall, i love her so much and she is taking me for granted, last night she called me and break up with i felt like commiting suicide, right now am very depressed am just confused.

WriterX:


this one is not on Valentine's Day shall because I rarely ever celebrate it yes because I am crazy in the nuts lol.


anyway this is one hell of a funny experience eh which I won't probably forget for a long time.


oya it happened on a cold evening when the skies was about to be rushed into the labor room for some delivery and the earth about to do omugwo.

One of my guy luckily blessed my pocket with 5h for evening parte with hunger and boom angel of darkness (sorry nor vex I don't have anything about the female folks, I have 5sisters and I cherish them but my ex shall lol anyways) called me in an hysteric tone that suggested death in the form of sickness had come to take her away.

Hah ati sickness, kilode!?

I and my foolishness jumped into one t shirt and where I was eh Kai the distance between us back then was bleeped up but never mind, I hold bike man down tell am say just get me down to my girlfriend 's house like now anything you talk I go give you because I nor bargain, a typical igbo cross breed did not bargain because he is an adopted bill gates son.

So we match bike, the guy fire the bike and boom!!!

One of the heaviest rains of all time began, Jehovah jireh!!

Oh boy see me see rain see express road, the bike look am he say "oh boy nor worry we go enter am your money go only increase! "

He add speed until minutes later we fell inside mud, it happened because a big trailer with a zombie in front of the wheel decided to ignore all cautions and try and see if we value our lives, my guy swerve bike, he drink water me too drink water.

My brain never calculate say na me devil be dey plan huge send off to so we roll bike inside one incomplete building like that, me peel leg small the driver nothing do am.

The bike man again roll bike say my girl I must see am by fire by fire, we went on that journey and finally I entered my girl's hostel my 500h miss for my hand , the bike man just zoomed off with my cash fear no let me ask self for change.

Lo and behold, my girl's door was shut off, padlock in front.

"hah, what is this? " I brought out my phone and then I realized my phone too drink water I decided to ask the neighbors and boom they told me my girl went out in a Camry with some girls and some guys the oversabi na added

"my guy e be like say na party dem be dey go cos I even be dey hail your babe for her dressing "

the guy try shall because I waited that rain out in his place offered me a shirt self and #150 to get back home.

I returned home thinking about my life and all the misfortunes I had accumulated from the relationship and slept the night off.


true story my Broda, some people are not really worth it shall but thank God I am in love again for the second time and my brain is leading the bandwagon.

socialmediaman:
E be like say na you be one my neighbors who likes being in the know of things. You want to cook egusi soup with what happened later? Well he said the babe has long been married while he’s still searching... are you happy now?

Auntyesther:
I gave him my school fees when he had problems, borrowed from friends too just to make sure he was out of harms way. He promised to pay back when he gets settled. I believed him! With my heart, soul and brain! But why wouldn't i believe? Shebi i was in love nah... Las las uncle was sorted out and guess what? He broke up and refused to pay back... But las las we go dey alright sha

That uncle no try at all. Fine babe like you. Where him dey now

Mariangeles:
Na when devil dey whisper for person ear this type of scenario dey happen ...but thank God for mercy

I am telling you, only mercy

Gspot1k:
c as u De happy I sure say u f**k am well well �

Gspot1k, haba I no mention 4k nau

12345baba:
I smell lies

na you sabi

mrkings84:
Mine happened ten years ago precisely, I was staying with my big bros, who never gave me chance to mingle with other young people. Then there was this pretty damsel in my neighborhood that I love and she too loved me, and she was staying with her elder sister.

She was in a similar situation like me as she was like in a prison. We couldn't just have time and opportunities to express our love for each other.

Though then I had a phone but she didn't so communication was not even there. We would just see once in a long while.

Story cut short...

Boom,
it was Valentine season that yr, I had managed to talk with her via her neighbor friend's phone. We agreed we were gonna see late in the night when everyone had gone to bed.

So by 12am I had to sneak out of our house, there building has an half fence, I climbed to the compound through the fence, bae was already outside waiting for me.
We just hugged, kissed sharp sharp, and I vamoosed. And that was all.

Men, Each time I remember that incident, I will just laff hard cos that crazy act did not even worth it cos if I had been caught climbing a fence by such an odd hour, that may have turned to something else.

Thank God shall I was not caught!

Share yours.....!

spoilt young man

u should even be greatful u where not bitten by a poisonous snake @ the cost of ur silly adventure over a girl that may not even remember ur surname today

massalati:
mine happened last month i have to fake my death when she said it was over and this girl didnt even felt bother rather she went out the next day when every was typing rest in peace on my fb wall, i love her so much and she is taking me for granted, last night she called me and break up with i felt like commiting suicide, right now am very depressed am just confused.

Your own bad gaaaan

Auntyesther:
ASWR down!!

if them born u well, try am again

Fountainofyouth:
You too dey date nl babes, upon all the yeye enu, lol.

so unah dey come here con get babe. Make unah give me one nah!!!!!.

mrkings84:
Mine happened ten years ago precisely, I was staying with my big bros, who never gave me chance to mingle with other young people. Then there was this pretty damsel in my neighborhood that I love and she too loved me, and she was staying with her elder sister.

She was in a similar situation like me as she was like in a prison. We couldn't just have time and opportunities to express our love for each other.

Though then I had a phone but she didn't so communication was not even there. We would just see once in a long while.

Story cut short...

Boom,
it was Valentine season that yr, I had managed to talk with her via her neighbor friend's phone. We agreed we were gonna see late in the night when everyone had gone to bed.

So by 12am I had to sneak out of our house, there building has an half fence, I climbed to the compound through the fence, bae was already outside waiting for me.
We just hugged, kissed sharp sharp, and I vamoosed. And that was all.

Men, Each time I remember that incident, I will just laff hard cos that crazy act did not even worth it cos if I had been caught climbing a fence by such an odd hour, that may have turned to something else.

Thank God shall I was not caught!

Share yours.....!

Where is she now?