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Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 8:41am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Ok guys! we know today is the day couples will be fxxking away their lives and wasting their resources. For we the singles club, let's gather here and have fun, share funny short stories, funny memes....and what we will be doing today. My Short Story After S.S got this babe who was crushing on me back in school, but I needed to stay focused. And secondly, I was avoiding her cause her father was a retired soldier. After SS we started a secret relationship, came feb 14th she said she was going to get me a gift. But there's a problem, we are to play games with our various gift. I'll hide my gift in our parlour she'll come seek it and take it and she'll do the same. I knew it's love taken too far, but I don't wanna show my fear for her dad even though I knew the man is a driller. She gave me assurance her parents won't be home. I gave her mine too, my uncle would be at work. When the time was right, she let me know she has hidden my gift in her parlour I should searched for it, I told her the same. Then she let me know she's not around, she'll be back in 3o minutes time but I can go, nobody is home. Na so I rushed down to her parlour, I saw a gift place on the center table... [ for my mine, this girl dey whine me ni? naso dem dey hide something? ] I took the huge gift without hesitation and ripped it apart, what I saw was too expensive for her to afford and the contents doesn't look like something that was meant for me... except the bottle of red wine and groundnuts. I open the groundnuts and started eating, I was about opening the wine when I heard someone approaching and I thought she was the one... Brothers and sisters!!! na her papa and the gift na wetin him buy for him wife. I don't wanna tell you guys what happened afterwards, but I want to end it with this song. ekuemeeeeeee Ekueme Eyenweeeen eyeneeen You are the living God o Eze no one like you!!! Chaiiiiii, see what you've done for me, See how you SAVED MY SOUL You are the living God o, Eze no one like you oooooooooo. Anita e no go better for you ......... As For Today, I'll be thinking about my life. my memè are below, they remind me of my childhood. I pulled the 1st pics stunts with my Momsy powder uncountable times. 2nd pics I pulled that stunt with Momsy China plates and clay fridge. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by missimelda01(f): 9:09am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Funny I remember my first Valentine with my ex, we went to the orphanage home, stopped by at a fast food place, got ice cream and cakes. It was one of my best actually but today I'm spending time with me . 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 9:41am On Feb 14, 2020 |
missimelda01:Welcome to the club take one bottle and wait for others 1 Like
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by onwuakpachris(m): 9:49am On Feb 14, 2020 |
hmmm... 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 10:11am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Konji association I’m happily in a relationship. I can never be single. |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:20am On Feb 14, 2020 |
ME & MY CREW (NWAAMAIKPE, ISHILOVE, MARTINEZ39S, SEUN, AND THE REST) GLADLY CHECKING OUT THE LATEST UPDATE ON XVIDEOS. 8 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 10:42am On Feb 14, 2020 |
onwuakpachris: not too late ,,, you can still meet sweet resourceful ladies...unless you're married already. |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Karleb(m): 10:44am On Feb 14, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED: 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 10:45am On Feb 14, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:lol, I just left there... my IP is blocked |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Ishilove: 11:00am On Feb 14, 2020 |
CAPSLOCKED:Stop projecting |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:12am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Offpoint:hand me a bottle please. 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 11:19am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03:Strictly for singles I know you're not, don't deny F-loaded please. |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:20am On Feb 14, 2020 |
onwuakpachris:I hope others learn from this. When guys see serious and responsible girls they will misbehaving until they meet other girls. All redpillers I hope when you see a good girl you will not chase her away and come back later to complain of girls 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by posty56: 11:21am On Feb 14, 2020 |
well my experience taught me one lesson "NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP OR CRUSH WITH/ON YOUR COLLEAGUE"! It was during the time i was writing WAEC there's this girl i have a crush on, one faithful day we had the same paper so that day i decided to impress in the exam hall not knowing that they will turn out to be the most embarrassing time of my life. So everything was going smoothly in the hall when my principal just barged in; Principal:"this are list of people owing school fees Na that moment i know say i don enter and i neva pay school fees since first term (because i no dey come school), nai them start to they call names lol,me knowing say my turn don they reach start to they calculate how much i they owe,then the principal come reach my turn; principal:"posty56(not my real name),u are owing #72,000 thousand naira! WEAC HALL:"HEEEEEYYYYY!!!! naso i pray make ground swallow me i no fit turn look my crush. PS; my own na second to the highest the first na twins their money reach #100,000 |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:26am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Offpoint:he asked someone else to be his val. So i'm single. Hand me a damn bottle offpoint..! 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by AstroG: 11:28am On Feb 14, 2020 |
How I will enter Shoprite and Genesis Cinemas knowing dah am highly and pretty much single 1 Like
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by AstroG: 11:29am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03: It strictly for those not younger than 18 |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by udoakwa(m): 11:32am On Feb 14, 2020 |
walahi this thread is a comic relief |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:33am On Feb 14, 2020 |
I'm single and sober? How lame! 1 Like |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 11:35am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03:I can't handle you any bottle o, you guys must settle your differences... Val Day break ups is not allow 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nelsonadindu(m): 11:38am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:40am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03: |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:46am On Feb 14, 2020 |
He's laughing? |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:49am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03:Nah Check well |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by onwuakpachris(m): 11:51am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Michellekabod2:we see... |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:51am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Froshloaded:enjoy the valentine Frosh, okay? |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:52am On Feb 14, 2020 |
Blu03:I didnt receive your mail Modified Blu03 Just checked my mail, I didnt see anything there.. Make sure you mail me Blu03 |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by binary007: 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
So I bought Flower for Seun in my Year 2 during Val. I strolled to her hostel off campus only to meet her absence. I came home thinking she went to fellowship cos baE is Semi - Spirikoko type. Well, I was seeing a movie when my roommate burst inside the room. You will think he was being chased my thieves. Guy, what's happening na. He said he saw Seun with a married man at Chicken Rep Futa junction. I carry cloth, Jamuth! Start running to Futa junction, I actually do not know why I was running there. I guess it's because I wanted to see for myself. Low and behold, I saw babe grinning and smiling with a man obviously richer than I am and Ridiculously older than I and Seun 's age combined. * 556 # Balance : #7:52 Calls Seun : ME : Hey Babe, Happy Valentine. Her : Same to you too. ME : Are you at home, I'm coming over to your place. HER: No I am not at home. ME: oh! So where are you? HER: I went to ETF to read. I will soon be going home sah. At that moment, All I heard was your account is too low for the destination you are calling, please recharge as soon as possible and try again later. I was pretty sure MTN was referring to my Emotional and Financial account towards Seun. Can someone pass me a drink? I'm emotionally drained. 2 Likes |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Lazypoke(m): 12:42pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Lol Offpoint: |
Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Greystone: 1:19pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
Join me my fellow Singletons Life must go on.
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2020 |
binary007:I got your back brotherly, I do. take a bottle, your story touches the heart. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by aliyuabbaashiru(m): 1:39pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
Blu03:I can never be single AND sober. It's either I'm single OR sober |
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