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Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 8:41am On Feb 14, 2020

Ok guys! we know today is the day couples will be fxxking away their lives and wasting their resources.

For we the singles club, let's gather here and have fun, share funny short stories, funny memes....and what we will be doing today.

My Short Story
After S.S got this babe who was crushing on me back in school, but I needed to stay focused. And secondly, I was avoiding her cause her father was a retired soldier.

After SS we started a secret relationship, came feb 14th she said she was going to get me a gift.
But there's a problem, we are to play games with our various gift. I'll hide my gift in our parlour she'll come seek it and take it and she'll do the same.

I knew it's love taken too far, but I don't wanna show my fear for her dad even though I knew the man is a driller.
She gave me assurance her parents won't be home. I gave her mine too, my uncle would be at work.

When the time was right, she let me know she has hidden my gift in her parlour I should searched for it, I told her the same.
Then she let me know she's not around, she'll be back in 3o minutes time but I can go, nobody is home.

Na so I rushed down to her parlour, I saw a gift place on the center table... [ for my mine, this girl dey whine me ni? naso dem dey hide something? ]
I took the huge gift without hesitation and ripped it apart, what I saw was too expensive for her to afford and the contents doesn't look like something that was meant for me... except the bottle of red wine and groundnuts.
I open the groundnuts and started eating, I was about opening the wine when I heard someone approaching and I thought she was the one...

Brothers and sisters!!! na her papa and the gift na wetin him buy for him wife.
I don't wanna tell you guys what happened afterwards, but I want to end it with this song.
ekuemeeeeeee Ekueme
Eyenweeeen eyeneeen
You are the living God o Eze no one like you!!!
Chaiiiiii, see what you've done for me, See how you SAVED MY SOUL
You are the living God o, Eze no one like you oooooooooo.

Anita e no go better for you

.........
As For Today, I'll be thinking about my life.

my memè are below, they remind me of my childhood. I pulled the 1st pics stunts with my Momsy powder uncountable times.
2nd pics I pulled that stunt with Momsy China plates and clay fridge.

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by missimelda01(f): 9:09am On Feb 14, 2020

Funny

I remember my first Valentine with my ex, we went to the orphanage home, stopped by at a fast food place, got ice cream and cakes. It was one of my best actually but today I'm spending time with me cheesy

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 9:41am On Feb 14, 2020

missimelda01:
Funny
I remember my first Valentine with my ex, we went to the orphanage home, stopped by at a fast food place, got ice cream and cakes. It was one of my best actually but today I'm spending time with me .

Welcome to the club grin

take one bottle and wait for others

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by onwuakpachris(m): 9:49am On Feb 14, 2020

hmmm...

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 10:11am On Feb 14, 2020

Konji association grin

I’m happily in a relationship. I can never be single.

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by CAPSLOCKED: 10:20am On Feb 14, 2020

ME & MY CREW (NWAAMAIKPE, ISHILOVE, MARTINEZ39S, SEUN, AND THE REST) GLADLY CHECKING OUT THE LATEST UPDATE ON XVIDEOS. angry

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by OkpaNsukkaisBae(m): 10:42am On Feb 14, 2020

onwuakpachris:
exactly 6 years today..I was still a fresher in d uni...nd single too..so while others were busy enjoying val night..I headed off to d scl library of all places..it wz late so d lib doors were already closed..but when I got 2 d huge open staircase in front of d lib..lo nd behold there was this pretty little girl sitting there clad in a funny looking cardigan nd leggings..she was looking somewhat weird sitting there all alone on a cold val night...she looked up.. saw me nd smiled..I sat beside her..said "happy val".. she laughed nd we started gisting nd laughing like we v known each other 4 ages..it was dark..only partially illuminated by d scl streetlights.. so cold nd weirdly lonely..but we just sat there gisting nd laughing away our loneliness...she was a fresher too...it was js like in d movies...at last I got ready 2 go..asked her 4 her contacts..she initially said " No" that "she never calls guys"..but later obliged..we exchanged contacts.. said our good byes nd I left..2 mins later..my phone rang..nd it was d same girl who just minutes earlier was claiming she never calls guys..she said "I just wanted to know if u v safely gotten back 2 ur lodge..u know its late..so js b careful o".. lol. naija girls funny sha... las las I don't even remember how I parted ways with that weird sweet girl..but I know it was all my fault..I took her 4 granted back then..only 2 loose her.....nd most painfully so.. when i searched for her on f.b years later..i saw her pics in Austria,Europe..where she later moved to..but i don mumu sha...i'v pushed away d sweet resourceful ones nd kept d bitter useless ones..SMH..

not too late ,,, you can still meet sweet resourceful ladies...unless you're married already.

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Karleb(m): 10:44am On Feb 14, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
ME & MY CREW (NWAAMAIKPE, ISHILOVE, MARTINEZ39S, SEUN, AND THE REST) GLADLY CHECKING OUT THE LATEST UPDATE ON XVIDEOS.

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 10:45am On Feb 14, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
ME & MY CREW (NWAAMAIKPE, ISHILOVE, MARTINEZ39S, SEUN, AND THE REST) GLADLY CHECKING OUT THE LATEST UPDATE ON XVIDEOS.

lol, I just left there... my IP is blocked grin

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Ishilove: 11:00am On Feb 14, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
ME & MY CREW (NWAAMAIKPE, ISHILOVE, MARTINEZ39S, SEUN, AND THE REST) GLADLY CHECKING OUT THE LATEST UPDATE ON XVIDEOS.

Stop projecting

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:12am On Feb 14, 2020

Offpoint:
Welcome to the club take one bottle and wait for others

hand me a bottle please.

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 11:19am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
hand me a bottle please.

Strictly for singles cheesy

I know you're not, don't deny F-loaded please.

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:20am On Feb 14, 2020

onwuakpachris:
exactly 6 years ago today..I was still a fresher at unn...nd most painfully single too..so while others were busy enjoying val night..I headed off to d scl library of all places..it wz late so d lib doors were already locked..but when I got 2 d huge open staircase in front of d lib..lo nd behold there was this pretty little girl sitting there clad in a funny looking big cardigan nd leggings..she was looking somewhat weird sitting there all alone on a cold val night...she looked up.. saw me nd smiled..I sat beside her..said "happy val".. she laughed nd we started gisting nd laughing like we v known each other 4 ages..it was dark..only partially illuminated by d scl streetlights.. so cold nd weirdly lonely..but we just sat there gisting nd laughing away our loneliness...she was a fresher too...it was js like in d movies...at last I got ready 2 go..asked her 4 her contacts..she initially said " No" that "she never calls guys"..but later obliged..we exchanged contacts.. said our good byes nd I left..2 mins later..my phone rang..nd it was d same girl who just minutes earlier was claiming she never calls guys..she said "I just wanted to know if u v safely gotten back 2 ur lodge..u know its late..so js b careful o"..naija girls funny sha... las las I don't even remember how I parted ways with that weird sweet girl..but I know it was all my fault..I took her 4 granted back then..only 2 loose her.....nd most painfully so.. when i searched for her on F.B years later..i saw her pics in Austria,Europe..where she later moved to..but i don mumu sha...i'v pushed away d sweet resourceful ones nd kept d bitter useless ones..SMH..

I hope others learn from this. When guys see serious and responsible girls they will misbehaving until they meet other girls.

All redpillers I hope when you see a good girl you will not chase her away and come back later to complain of girls

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by posty56: 11:21am On Feb 14, 2020

well my experience taught me one lesson "NEVER HAVE A RELATIONSHIP OR CRUSH WITH/ON YOUR COLLEAGUE"!

It was during the time i was writing WAEC there's this girl i have a crush on, one faithful day we had the same paper so that day i decided to impress in the exam hall not knowing that they will turn out to be the most embarrassing time of my life.

So everything was going smoothly in the hall
when my principal just barged in;

Principal:"this are list of people owing school fees

Na that moment i know say i don enter and i neva pay school fees since first term (because i no dey come school),

nai them start to they call names lol,me knowing say my turn don they reach start to they calculate how much i they owe,then the principal come reach my turn;

principal:"posty56(not my real name),u are owing #72,000 thousand naira!

WEAC HALL:"HEEEEEYYYYY!!!!

naso i pray make ground swallow me i no fit turn look my crush.

PS; my own na second to the highest the first na twins their money reach #100,000

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:26am On Feb 14, 2020

Offpoint:

Strictly for singles

I know you're not, don't deny F-loaded please.

he asked someone else to be his val.
So i'm single.
Hand me a damn bottle offpoint..!

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by AstroG: 11:28am On Feb 14, 2020

How I will enter Shoprite and Genesis Cinemas knowing dah am highly and pretty much single cool

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by AstroG: 11:29am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
he asked someone else to be his val.
So i'm single.
Hand me a damn bottle offpoint..!

It strictly for those not younger than 18

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by udoakwa(m): 11:32am On Feb 14, 2020

walahi this thread is a comic relief

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:33am On Feb 14, 2020

I'm single and sober? How lame!

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 11:35am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
he asked someone else to be his val. So i'm single. Hand me a damn bottle offpoint..!

I can't handle you any bottle o, you guys must settle your differences... Val Day break ups is not allow grin

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nelsonadindu(m): 11:38am On Feb 14, 2020

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:40am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
he asked someone else to be his val.
So i'm single.
Hand me a damn bottle offpoint..!

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:46am On Feb 14, 2020

He's laughing?

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:49am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
He's laughing?

Nah
Check well

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by onwuakpachris(m): 11:51am On Feb 14, 2020

Michellekabod2:

I hope others learn from this. When guys see serious and responsible girls they will misbehaving until they meet other girls.

All redpillers I hope when you see a good girl you will not chase her away and come back later to complain of girls

we see...

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Nobody: 11:51am On Feb 14, 2020

Froshloaded:
Nah Check well

enjoy the valentine Frosh, okay?

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Froshloaded: 11:52am On Feb 14, 2020

Blu03:
enjoy the valentine Frosh, okay?

I didnt receive your mail tongue

Modified

Blu03
Just checked my mail, I didnt see anything there..
Make sure you mail me wink

Blu03

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by binary007: 12:17pm On Feb 14, 2020

So I bought Flower for Seun in my Year 2 during Val. I strolled to her hostel off campus only to meet her absence. I came home thinking she went to fellowship cos baE is Semi - Spirikoko type.
Well, I was seeing a movie when my roommate burst inside the room. You will think he was being chased my thieves.
Guy, what's happening na.
He said he saw Seun with a married man at Chicken Rep Futa junction.
I carry cloth, Jamuth!
Start running to Futa junction, I actually do not know why I was running there. I guess it's because I wanted to see for myself.
Low and behold, I saw babe grinning and smiling with a man obviously richer than I am and Ridiculously older than I and Seun 's age combined.

* 556 #
Balance : #7:52

Calls Seun :
ME : Hey Babe, Happy Valentine.
Her : Same to you too.
ME : Are you at home, I'm coming over to your place.
HER: No I am not at home.
ME: oh! So where are you?
HER: I went to ETF to read. I will soon be going home sah.

At that moment, All I heard was your account is too low for the destination you are calling, please recharge as soon as possible and try again later.
I was pretty sure MTN was referring to my Emotional and Financial account towards Seun.

Can someone pass me a drink?
I'm emotionally drained.

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Lazypoke(m): 12:42pm On Feb 14, 2020

Lol

Offpoint:

Welcome to the club
take one bottle and wait for others

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Greystone: 1:19pm On Feb 14, 2020

Join me my fellow Singletons grin

Life must go on. cool

Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by Offpoint: 2:15pm On Feb 14, 2020

binary007:
So I bought Flower for Seun in my Year 2 during Val. I strolled to her hostel off campus only to meet her absence. I came home thinking she went to fellowship cos baE is Semi - Spirikoko type.
Well, I was seeing a movie when my roommate burst inside the room. You will think he was being chased my thieves.
Guy, what's happening na.
He said he saw Seun with a married man at Chicken Rep Futa junction.
I carry cloth, Jamuth!
Start running to Futa junction, I actually do not know why I was running there. I guess it's because I wanted to see for myself.
Low and behold, I saw babe grinning and smiling with a man obviously richer than I am and Ridiculously older than I and Seun 's age combined.

* 556 #
Balance : #7:52

Calls Seun :
ME : Hey Babe, Happy Valentine.
Her : Same to you too.
ME : Are you at home, I'm coming over to your place.
HER: No I am not at home.
ME: oh! So where are you?
HER: I went to ETF to read. I will soon be going home sah.

At that moment, All I heard was your account is too low for the destination you are calling, please recharge as soon as possible and try again later.
I was pretty sure MTN was referring to my Emotional and Financial account towards Seun.

Can someone pass me a drink?
I'm emotionally drained.

I got your back brotherly, I do.
take a bottle, your story touches the heart.

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Re: Thread For All The Singles (Let's gather here) by aliyuabbaashiru(m): 1:39pm On Feb 17, 2020

Blu03:

I'm single and sober? How lame!

I can never be single AND sober. It's either I'm single OR sober grin

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