Mrshape:
That is very immature

Really not good at all.

Hakeem12:
Finally, e don end. The only good thing about this val? Pornhub premium was free today, it's free every valentine

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Yuneehk:

How did you know?

not insulting you Sha..
buh this a dumbass question

Happy Val o

Yuneehk:

How did you know?

A lifehack notification on Quora.

I didn't find this funny at all

How mean!

marvin906:

not insulting you Sha..
buh this a dumbass question

Yeah, a dumbass one that wasn't directed at you so fvck off, busy body.

Hakeem12:
A lifehack notification on Quora.

Oh, I see

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Got no valentine prank experience
Just relaxing with two of my beautiful girls at irex bar
Barman give me more bottles of Heineken
Ladies and Smirnoff Barman give them more Smirnoff

Two ladies, only you, my niggarrrr, your head dey dere

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that was wickedness not prank

Nice!

In the boarding house, anything goes
.....good old days

Not the right medium but just to tell u how much weight in diamond u meant to moi... Its late but I know u will get it. Hope u had a nice val? Seunmohmoh...

Thank God that d damn Valentine sh*t has ended
F**k it anyway cos I was at home although the day
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Nah only diz woman gimme val gifts

Plz say some prayer

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Got no valentine prank experience

Just relaxing with two of my beautiful girls at irex bar( opposite Uniben main gate)

Barman give me more bottles of Heineken

Ladies and Smirnoff
Barman give them more Smirnoff

you look broke.

No pranks because am loved but damn if you live with someone who is attractive and love someone who always treats you bad it takes a special grace to remain faithful walahi ..

Walahi, this story get k-leg o. How you come wrap the unwrapped champagne bottle to make it look so new she didn't know it was already opened.

Anyways nice tory of wickedness

loyedammy:
This happened on one bright morning, in 2007 or so can't really remember the date, but it was a great week building up the valentine aura. I was in the hostel back then when Lovers and 'crushers' alike were busy planning and shopping for the perfect val gift.

As senior boys then, I woke up to the discussion of valentine plans, during that discussion one of the boys suggested a valentine prank to make it a day never to forget. It was a period we were always having a beef with our girls over one issue or the other, so that seemed like a perfect idea and payback. It was kinda tough picking the girl to effect that plan but we later picked the least favorites because she was tough, built like a man and less pretty. When her name was mentioned none of the boys could defend her because she had no lovers and crusher amongst us, so she became our valentine queen.

The prank,
we bought a champagne bottle drain its content, set the bottle in front of the hostel, so each of us peed into that bottle till it was filled, corked the bottle then placed it under the sun to dry its body and increase the pressure of its content. So, evening came, we prepared for prep class, packaged our bottle with love card and rose and sent it to her through one of our junior girl. Her excitement and the other girls during prep class can't be explained, 'they were happy for her'. After prep class ended, on our way back to our various hostel, the girls were just shouting 'open it' in chorus till they got to their hostel.

According to the gist, When she got to the hostel she unwrapped it with excitement as the girls gather round her............ And puffffff, its content erupt on them like a champagne shower.

The end.


So, tell us about that valentine prank.

(watch out for part 2) . The funny thing is, She got her sweet revenge

That's not good enough. If it were ordinary water or water mixed with salt, it would have been better. Did you intend for her/them to drink your urines?

And this made front page. The mod that push this to front page must be a joker.

No prank, just love for my wife...
She came home from work and met the biggest surprise of her life. She actually thought I'm still at work while I was busy at home setting up these whole romantic scene...

Hakeem12:
Finally, e don end. The only good thing about this val? Pornhub premium was free today, it's free every valentine

So you mean say some fellas dey pay to watch porn or participate for the porn ??

Victoronah1:
you look broke.

you look rich..

Fundamental mental derangement

solasoulmusic:
No pranks because am loved but damn if you live with someone who is attractive and love someone who always treats you bad it takes a special grace to remain faithful walahi ..

Wtf
Please kindly explain
I have read dis like 13times and I still don't understand

stanvesco:



Wtf
Please kindly explain
I have read dis like 13times and I still don't understand

Most marriages and relationships would fail if it was based on attraction alone sometimes people act the opposite of how they feel there is temptation and bitterness but strong belief in the love you share is everything there are many fishes in the sea yes but one is just yours

Try that with my village girls, money ritual material don complete be dat.

Kelvin30286063:
No prank, just love for my wife...

Aw www... You must be very romantic.. I PRAY to have your kind as hubby

Hakeem12:
Finally, e don end. The only good thing about this val? Pornhub premium was free today, it's free every valentine

daaaaamn. I did not know



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