i want a cold hearted, psychopathic killer just like me so that we can go on adventures and killing sprees together! hahaha together we shall be the bonnie and clyde,the joker and harlequin of nigeria! If you are interested just apply!

crackkhaus:

Right, so where/how do people who are interested get to see it?

They don't get to cause this list isn't my reality.

Did you people not read the post very well?

Besides, where's your own list?

proclinician:
I want an intelligent woman. Just know how to do business, be money conscious, how to deal with figures, profit and loss, income and expenditure, business acumen. I'm a resident doc now will be a consultant in time to come and I know how to get paid. I get paid always main hustle, side hustle but manage money or invest na problem. We will never lack money but we may never get wealthy if we don't invest. A virgin is a bonus or just not more than 5 intercourses. Mine is uncountable anyway so we go align. I want an adventurous woman, someone that can plan vacation, a play station console gamer, I want Junior and Imade to beat all school kids and neighbors in FIFA lol, and with great culinary skills, I love food so I will sponsor her on catering school. I don't know how to cook, I hate all chores but still do them. I have travel plans first for my education, I have some courses I must do outside the zoo but for the family a relocation is sure, this place seems like it wants to erupt like a volcano

Your fantasy is more closer to reality. May the stars align for you. And I pray you find exactly what you desire, Amen.

Phenomenal16:
1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

what about age range?

if somebody ask him this question walahi I would be dumbfounded

Nickisindigo:


what about age range?

Yeah, age range is important. Too many midnight newspapers abound

Femzaremz:
i want a cold hearted, psychopathic killer just like me so that we can go on adventures and killing sprees together! hahaha together we shall be the bonnie and clyde,the joker and harlequin of nigeria! If you are interested just apply!

I'm gratefully glad that this is your fantasy wish and not reality, otherwise, wahala dey ooh.

Please and please, nobody should apply. We can't handle serial killers in this zoo

Nickisindigo:


what about age range?

...30 upwards.. I don't do little boys .....u grab

Ariza:
"intercourse not more than 5 times" ... Nigerian guys will soon invent virginanometer at this rate they are going...







What I want in a man? Fine face,fine body, Sense, Respect, Money! That's all!

Sense is abstract.

Money-sense is different from business-sense which differs greatly from relationship-sense etc. A man whose sensible in all spheres of life is hard to find.

But at least, your fantasy is closer to your reality. I pray you get your heart desires. Amen.

Phenomenal16:
...30 upwards.. I don't do little boys .....u grab

Not 30 but am doing good for my self

Nickisindigo:

Not 30 but am doing good for my self

..gud for u

Sixfeetbelle:


They don't get to cause this list isn't my reality.

Did you people not read the post very well?

Besides, where's your own list?

What has your fantasy list or your reality got to do with your photo?

My own list? Lol..

crackkhaus:

What has your fantasy list or your reality got to do with your photo?

My own list? Lol..

Me self I don't know, but my pix ain't showing up on this platform anytime soon. Those asking for my pix should post theirs and then, I might reciprocate.

I know you're married that's why you don't have a list but sha still list your wife's qualities. We'll accept it like that

Sixfeetbelle:

Me self I don't know, but my pix ain't showing up on this platform anytime soon. Those asking for my pix should post theirs and then, I might reciprocate.

I know you're married that's why you don't have a list but sha still list your wife's qualities. We'll accept it like that

That's not it.

I've never been one to list out qualities I desire in a woman, I find it extremely difficult even more than chemical process analysis.

Yea I know, I'm weird like that.

For me, those things just happen.
I meet someone and immediately I can tell that this is the one. I can't explain how I know, or what I know... I just know that I always know.

Although, I can give you a summary though - a good heart.
This is really the in and out of everything for me. And as much as you'll think this is quite simple, my dear girl, people who truly have a good heart are not so much.

Most people just think they do.

Zoie:
I want a man who has all of the qualities you listed though he I'm not setting a bar on the amount of money he can have.
This one that petite ladies don thief all our tall fine guys. I love tall guys o even though I'm 6'1

you have a tall here

Ariza:
"intercourse not more than 5 times" ... Nigerian guys will soon invent virginanometer at this rate they are going...







What I want in a man? Fine face,fine body, Sense, Respect, Money! That's all!

Shut up and pray the kings don't because I see u becoming really jobless lol. You won't want the milage to increase out of logical proportions.

biddostandard:
you have a tall here

Hi tall guy

Zoie:
Hi tall guy

how are you barbie

crackkhaus:

That's not it.

I've never been one to list out qualities I desire in a woman, I find it extremely difficult even more than chemical process analysis.

Yea I know, I'm weird like that.

For me, those things just happen.
I meet someone and immediately I can tell that this is the one. I can't explain how I know, or what I know... I just know that I always know.

Although, I can give you a summary though - a good heart.
This is really the in and out of everything for me. And as much as you'll think this is quite simple, my dear girl, people who truly have a good heart are not so much.

Most people just think they do.

I can guess you didn't grow up watching reruns of cinderella which helped us build our fantasy man. Kudos to grounded people like you. That shit messed up our reality for us.

And yes, I agree that some men just know when they see the woman for them. I've heard testimonies like that and I've always hoped I'd meet someone that certain of me, too.

I can't attest for good heart, except that I know it's rare. And you're right, one can't say they have a good heart until a certain temptation crosses their part.


After all said and done,... so no list??

biddostandard:
how are you barbie

Barbie? Mmm. That's a first. I'm ok. You?

Zoie:

Barbie? Mmm. That's a first. I'm ok. You?

not bad ...can we take this off here

biddostandard:
not bad ...can we take this off here

Lead the way.

Sixfeetbelle:


I can guess you didn't grow up watching reruns of cinderella which helped us build our fantasy man. Kudos to grounded people like you. That shit messed up our reality for us.

And yes, I agree that some men just know when they see the woman for them. I've heard testimonies like that and I've always hoped I'd meet someone that certain of me, too.

I can't attest for good heart, except that I know it's rare. And you're right, one can't say they have a good heart until a certain temptation crosses their part.


After all said and done,... so no list??

Lol, you don't give up...

Okay then:
1. She has to be stunner physically (extremely beautiful face and banging body) - I'm an ass man, not big on boóbs as much.
2. Intellectual titan.
3. A professional (Engineer, Doctor/Nurse, Lawyer, Accountant, etc .)
4. Master's or PhD is a big plus, it means she is learning-inclined.
5. Godly...not just a Christian, not just a church-goer, but Godly.
6. Above-average family background - these ones are far less likely to be opportunists looking for who will lift their social/financial status or sponsor their lifestyle.
7. No preference for skin colour, just don't be too black.
8. No preference for height, just don't be too short.
9. An enthusiastic reader, knowledgeable in a myriad of topics to match my frequency.

10. VIRGIN preferably
Not a must, but if there are two women in front of me who tick the above 9 perfectly, one is a virgin and the other an expert dīck collector...I will have to be brain-dead to go for the latter.

Zoie:
Lead the way.

shld i drop my digit or will you?

biddostandard:
shld i drop my digit or will you?

Pm me

Zoie:

Pm me

.

crackkhaus:

Lol, you don't give up...

Okay then:
1. She has to be stunner physically (extremely beautiful face and banging body) - I'm an ass man, not big on boóbs as much.
2. Intellectual titan.
3. A professional (Engineer, Doctor/Nurse, Lawyer, Accountant, etc .)
4. Master's or PhD is a big plus, it means she is learning-inclined.
5. Godly...not just a Christian, not just a church-goer, but Godly.
6. Above-average family background - these ones are far less likely to be opportunists looking for who will lift their social/financial status or sponsor their lifestyle.
7. No preference for skin colour, just don't be too black.
8. No preference for height, just don't be too short.
9. An enthusiastic reader, knowledgeable in a myriad of topics to match my frequency.

10. VIRGIN preferably
Not a must, but if there are two women in front of me who tick the above 9 perfectly, one is a virgin and the other an expert dīck collector...I will have to be brain-dead to go for the latter.

Oga, this your list will be hard to achieve ooh. Like that O.D.E. exam which I got 2/10 that year

To point out, 7 and 8 is still a preference. Skin colour has a range, so does height. 5'2 is short for some guys, 5'6 is short for others.

No 10, hmmm. So after philandering all over town, you want tear rubber? Sharp guy
For the virgin stuff, will there be consumation before the wedding night or can you wait till then?



Well, good luck with your list. It looks attainable, close to reality.

biddostandard:
its a long thing....beep me +2349064403864, ...happy sunday

Are you people falling in love on my post? On a post I created to fall in love? Wonders shall never end!


The Igwes of nairaland must hear this

Sixfeetbelle:

Oga, this your list will be hard to achieve ooh. Like that O.D.E. exam which I got 2/10 that year

To point out, 7 and 8 is still a preference. Skin colour has a range, so does height. 5'2 is short for some guys, 5'6 is short for others.

No 10, hmmm. So after philandering all over town, you want tear rubber? Sharp guy
For the virgin stuff, will there be consumation before the wedding night or can you wait till then?



Well, good luck with your list. It looks attainable, close to reality.

Of course it is, wonder why you initially stated it's hard to achieve... Not hard at all.

How do you know if I've been philandering, na you or any of your sisters I do am with?

For the virgin, it'll be consummated after getting married. If she was responsible and controlled enough despite living in this sexually-charged world, then I can wait.

Sixfeetbelle:
My hand has been itching me these past few days, and I decided the cure was to make a post. On a normal, this post should be in the funny section but 'Forum Games' looked too open, so I brought it to Romance section since it has to do with love. So, here it is.

Disclaimer: No bashing, insults, tribalism, nepotism or general bribery and corruption on this post. This post was created to be satirical.

What I want in a spouse? Most times, we get scolded and called childish for stating what we want in a spouse, but truly, natural selection is, well, natural and hence must be imbibed whether consciously or subconsciously (lol). In this thread, you are expected to list what you want in a spouse no matter how unattainable it might be. Viewers are allowed to laugh and point out why such desires are unattainable, but with wisdom and sound advice.

Let's relieve stress by laughing over each other's list, shall we? I'll go first.

My list:

1) He must be taller than me, preferably between 6'2 and 6'5: I'm 6'0 tall already, and I have plans to wear heels on my wedding day. Bending down to kiss a shorter man will stress me biko

2) He must be above average but not too wealthy: I don't have your hustling spirit so my take-home every month will probably pale in comparison to yours. Pity me small and don't have too much money. I love debating a lot, giving opinions and whatnots, and since money shuts up blabbing mouth, my opinions would be neglected.

3) His tallness should be dominant in our kids: Considering the nonsense going on in this country, it's safe to say nobody should raise their kids here. Why I'm stressing on the height trait is because I want them to play sports, preferably basketball. Since me and hubby already gave them height, that's the only career choice for them. Unless they want to use their height in football, then I may change their mind.

4) He must be overambitious to leave this country: I cannot stress this enough. We cannot raise our family in this zoo. Hubby, have enough ambition for both of us, ejoor. I'm too much of a procrastinator to even push to leave this place. 'We die here' is worrying me.

5) He can be fair; curly hair is a bonus: Since our kids will have British citizenship, let them blend with the other kids too. I can already imagine obsessing over them and flaunting their pics on social media. I can even claim biracial kids and nobody will doubt me

6) No pot-belly, no midnight newspaper: Self-explanatory, ño?

7) The average the dick, the better: Please, hubby, it's not borehole you're coming to drill , so no need for the long drill. We'll find a way to derive satisfaction together with the normal length.

What do you think?

Ps: Don't ask me what I'm bringing to the table until you have everything on the list.

Hahahaha you're such a clown...

crackkhaus:

Of course it is, wonder why you initially stated it's hard to achieve... Not hard at all.

How do you know if I've been philandering, na you or any of your sisters I do am with?

For the virgin, it'll be consummated after getting married. If she was responsible and controlled enough despite living in this sexually-charged world, then I can wait.

Like ODE that was hard to achieve, I attained it, even though it was the proverbial 'let my people go'

You can never be too sure you didn't mess around with either me or my sisters, but let's leave that aside. The reason I asked if you'd wait for the wedding night is cause men of nowadays want to test run despite assurances from the girl. Glad to see a man who'd be faithful enough. Kudos.

Sixfeetbelle:

Like ODE that was hard to achieve, I attained it, even though it was the proverbial 'let my people go'

You can never be too sure you didn't mess around with either me or my sisters, but let's leave that aside. The reason I asked if you'd wait for the wedding night is cause men of nowadays want to test run despite assurances from the girl. Glad to see a man who'd be faithful enough. Kudos.

Keep impressing me you hear, I will ask for your number very soon if you don't stop since people are busy sharing things here...

I don't need to test-run, even if it's to confirm if she's truly a virgin.
There are other ways to know if a woman is a virgin without having sex with her, and I'll definitely get my assurance.