Phenomenal16:
1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

biddostandard:
must i be on whatsapp ,just call me or drop ur digit

bizz:


CsRockefeller

U no de see the requirements?
Virgin don disqualify me already

Sixfeetbelle:
My hand has been itching me these past few days, and I decided the cure was to make a post. On a normal, this post should be in the funny section but 'Forum Games' looked too open, so I brought it to Romance section since it has to do with love. So, here it is.

Disclaimer: No bashing, insults, tribalism, nepotism or general bribery and corruption on this post. This post was created to be satirical.

What I want in a spouse? Most times, we get scolded and called childish for stating what we want in a spouse, but truly, natural selection is, well, natural and hence must be imbibed whether consciously or subconsciously (lol). In this thread, you are expected to list what you want in a spouse no matter how unattainable it might be. Viewers are allowed to laugh and point out why such desires are unattainable, but with wisdom and sound advice.

Let's relieve stress by laughing over each other's list, shall we? I'll go first.

My list:

1) He must be taller than me, preferably between 6'2 and 6'5: I'm 6'0 tall already, and I have plans to wear heels on my wedding day. Bending down to kiss a shorter man will stress me biko

2) He must be above average but not too wealthy: I don't have your hustling spirit so my take-home every month will probably pale in comparison to yours. Pity me small and don't have too much money. I love debating a lot, giving opinions and whatnots, and since money shuts up blabbing mouth, my opinions would be neglected.

3) His tallness should be dominant in our kids: Considering the nonsense going on in this country, it's safe to say nobody should raise their kids here. Why I'm stressing on the height trait is because I want them to play sports, preferably basketball. Since me and hubby already gave them height, that's the only career choice for them. Unless they want to use their height in football, then I may change their mind.

4) He must be overambitious to leave this country: I cannot stress this enough. We cannot raise our family in this zoo. Hubby, have enough ambition for both of us, ejoor. I'm too much of a procrastinator to even push to leave this place. 'We die here' is worrying me.

5) He can be fair; curly hair is a bonus: Since our kids will have British citizenship, let them blend with the other kids too. I can already imagine obsessing over them and flaunting their pics on social media. I can even claim biracial kids and nobody will doubt me

6) No pot-belly, no midnight newspaper: Self-explanatory, ño?

7) The average the dick, the better: Please, hubby, it's not borehole you're coming to drill , so no need for the long drill. We'll find a way to derive satisfaction together with the normal length.

What do you think?

Ps: Don't ask me what I'm bringing to the table until you have everything on the list.

IghravweIG:

You may find all these qualities in a man and then he's not fair in complexion.
Tell me, you would still go for it.

CsRockefeller:




So are you a psychic to know that I'm a virgin?

What if I don't qualify based on her virgin requirement?

Her list looks simple sha it makes me wanna send my CV.

bizz:



u no talk na...... na d one u talk na i reply to o

Sixfeetbelle:



No ooh. I want biracial looking kids.






Don't mind me. Life is very different from fantasy, and besides, these are physical characteristics. There are more to a spouse than that.

Phenomenal16:
1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

CsRockefeller:


I'm at the door knocking. Please, what's nclex?

CsRockefeller:


Her last relationship lasted for 4 years, do you know the level of work any new guy has to do to erase those memories?

4 years, not 4 months, not 4 weeks.

She seems to be a nice person though, but mentally, she might not be ready for another relationship.

SweetCunt97:
pepper body, yiu not even lomantic

SweetCunt97:
pepper body, yiu not even lomantic

CsRockefeller:


Her last relationship lasted for 4 years, do you know the level of work any new guy has to do to erase those memories?

4 years, not 4 months, not 4 weeks.

She seems to be a nice person though, but mentally, she might not be ready for another relationship.

bizz:


Ok....but how did u know about her last relationship?

CsRockefeller:


Saw it on one of her posts. Everything is fine now sha

Phenomenal16:
1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

Phenomenal16:
1.fear of God
2. Tall or average ..m not tall just 5'5
3.we must av the same view about life( religion, social,
4. He must be very matured...knows how to handle stuffs....personally I can overdo things
5. He must be willing to leave this country with me......cos I av in mind to write nclex after my degree
6.very important he must be a VIRGIN
Yah he must......
He shouldn't bring public dick to me

Sixfeetbelle:

Lmao
If you believe it, no problem.

Liposure:
hello, how do you do? Been awhile.

Sixfeetbelle:

Yeah, it has. Nairaland got a bit boring for me so I japa-ed
Did you miss me?

Nyascobar1414:


Aunty, how market, you don finally marry?

Sixfeetbelle:

Are you a witch? What is with this welcome?

Sixfeetbelle:

Are you a witch? What is with this welcome?

Nyascobar1414:


just checking to know whether you found a man with those qualities...

Cos you've been acting like women are the price.lol.

Sixfeetbelle:


The way y'all are trying to kill yourselves over us tells me all I need to know.

Sixfeetbelle:


Yeah, it has. Nairaland got a bit boring for me so I japa-ed

Did you miss me?

Nyascobar1414:


The way simps(real men) are trying to kill themselves over females..

Real niggas like me know that y'all are only meant for progeny.

Sixfeetbelle:

Keep telling yourself that, baby.
Hopefully, if you say it long enough, you'll start believing it

Liposure:
yeah. Tho have been on and off. Are you on whatsapp? I would like 2 have your digits if you dont mind.

Nyascobar1414:


Ok, to prove that you and other females ain't the price..

Did you finally marry your dream man

Sixfeetbelle:


Instead of my dream man to come propose to me, he's on this thread aiming to be a nuisance.

What other sign do you need before you do the needful?