lepasharon:


Haha...is that all you have to say?

Go and have a healthy relationship with sex. Theres nothing wrong with it.

I see... This is one of your antiques, to lure unknowing youths into fornication and other sexual immorality, so they can be still be wasted. God save anyone that will fall prey of your deceit.

Shibaraba:
serve God your way and don't mention me ever again.

I'll mention whoever I please, and if you don't like it, get out of nairaland

grossintel:
Wet dreams are the natural way your body gets rid of excess spam production since you don't mastubate or have sex. This is why you sound stupid to some people, stop embarrassing yourself the dog is not the cause of your problem.

Poor dog. Lol

frosbel2:


Thats why your pastors are busy banging little girls and their female members.

Thou wicked hypocrites !!

Forces of darkness indeed.

Stop displaying ur foolishness guy. There are forces that exist outside the physical... I am not talking about false prophets and fake men who preach one thing and practice another. Its all in the word and if u have any form of wisdom u will be able to discern. If u truly believe life is all physical look for a white witch or visit any wiccan sites. Some of them are here on NL maybe u will believe them since u are hell bent on disproving Christianity or the word of God. I am not a fan of religion but i know God exists and He is real and His words are truth and life... You don't have to argue blindly if u feel otherwise but if its for u to know then one day u will look back at this ur foolish display of ignorance in shame otherwise i wish u well on ur journey through this life as u see it.

1Dray:


I see... This is one of your antiques, to lure unknowing youths into fornication and other sexual immorality, so they can be still be wasted. God save anyone that will fall prey of your deceit.

As I said before I dont care what your religion has to say. There is nothing wrong with 2 adults having sex. Religion always tries to cheat human nature.

That's why you wake up with your bed sheets soaked. You cant cheat nature.

lepasharon:




As I said before I dont care what your religion has to say. There is nothing wrong with 2 adults having sex. Religion always tries to cheat human nature.

That's why you wake up with your bed sheets soaked. You cant cheat nature.

I know who you are. You have no power over me by the virtue of the blood of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that was shed to redeem me from sin, satan and his agents.

Get thou behind me! by the power in the name and blood of Jesus Christ.

Kiddllc:


Stop displaying ur foolishness guy. There are forces that exist outside the physical... I am not talking about false prophets and fake men who preach one thing and practice another. Its all in the word and if u have any form of wisdom u will be able to discern. If u truly believe life is all physical look for a white witch or visit any wiccan sites. Some of them are here on NL maybe u will believe them since u are hell bent on disproving Christianity or the word of God. I am not a fan of religion but i know God exists and He is real and His words are truth and life... You don't have to argue blindly if u feel otherwise but if its for u to know then one day u will look back at this ur foolish display of ignorance in shame otherwise i wish u well on ur journey through this life as u see it.

And what will a white witch show?

1Dray:


I know who you are. You have no power over me by the virtue of the blood of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, that was shed to redeem me from sin, satan and his agents.

Get thou behind me! by the power in the name and blood of Jesus Christ.

Bwahhhaa..are you having another schizophrenic episode?

lepasharon:


And what will a white witch show?

Go find out..u may likely believe whatever they have to show. I'm not a witch

Kiddllc:

Go find out..u may likely believe whatever they have to show. I'm not a witch

What do they have to show

Nooil:



I'll mention whoever I please, and if you don't like it, get out of nairaland

Behold a Christian. You claimed you're saved yet you still exhibit signs of madness

1Dray:


Of course, you will keep lying to them that they don't need it, because the day the accept they need it, will be day your dark kingdom activities and your oppression on them will come to an end.

Guy you are seriously delusional..

Mtchwww..

You no see your life,am now a devil because I don't believe in your Spiritual Mumbo Jumbo..

Na by force?

With all the religion you and other Bigots carry for head like Gala, how has it helped Nigeria as country?

Your type will not lift a finger to help someone in need,because he doesn't believe in your crap..

Mad people everywhere..

Mtchwww..

Shibaraba:

Behold a Christian. You claimed you're saved yet you still exhibit signs of madness

Nope, every sensible person can see where the madness is coming from

K4daniel:


This one constantly happened to me then when I was nowhere related to Christ lifestyle talkless of been born again. The moment I surrender all my bad ways..womanizing and common sins to jesus he forgave me and cleans me.. if any man be in Christ he is a new creation..John 3v16 for God so loved the world...that was the word of that saved me.. no more oppresions and free for life.Thanks to jesus for giving us his holispirit money can not buy it as in the kind of peace, protection and joy in christ jesus is too more than the pleasure of sin which allow d devil to oppress.

. Hmm... Lord save me...

xcabczyxabczzzz:
How can someone type all that with a straight face?

Baba leave your left hand, go get a girlfriend.

What are you looking for here?
Park your load and move to romance section, Biko.
Your opinion is not needed.

Shibaraba:
I like drink, I like life, I party, I flex, I do all sorts of things
But......
I love God. And his son Jesus. Don't be intimidated by all the holier than though around you. E get one wey dey always quote me if I talk about punna, telling me I'll be judged, Hehehe, deputies of Jesus. Mind none of them. For no one still knows how the father allows people into heaven. None. The virgins only had lamps and oils. Them no say them fine or them wear one kind cloth. They only said they didn't have oil. Oil which is belief. For even of oil finish, and them wait, the bride groom for still carry them along.
Point is, don't be deterred, just believe in him, and you're good. For he said seek ye first the kingdom of God.......
Love Jesus. That's all.
Peace

If you love Jesus, you will keep His commandments. How would you say you love your father and you are disobeying him? No matter your degree of your love to Him with keeping His commandments, He doesn't know you. Stop deceiving yourself. There is nothing like holier than thou attitude when the word of God is involved. The word of God is the word of God. Repent today!

Slawormir:


Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing

You probably have if you've ever experienced Sleep Paralysis.

Lawsimon:


What are you looking for here?
Park your load and move to romance section, Biko.
Your opinion is not needed.

I am omnipresent.

Are scared of me shattering your beliefs system? Just ask nicely, I might consider it.

Elove1:
I once saw a dog in my dream and the dog pounce on me and bite my finger,only for me to wake up and saw the dog physically on top of me
I shouted jesus, all of a sudden just like magic it disappeared in front of me, I notice a deep cut in that my finger with blood

Really??

You actually believe what you just wrote

Danzakidakura:
Christianity is not a religion its a way of life. So when you talk of religion hope not Christian included ?

What is happening to Nigerians What is religion?? if Christianity isn't a religion, then black isn't black..

lepasharon:


Show us where they said our forefathers were apes.

We should instead believe God made us from mud and a black African like yourself came from adam and Eve.

Lol.. dont you know Adam cheated on eve with Auntie Caro the black ape??

Kiddllc:


Stop displaying ur foolishness guy. There are forces that exist outside the physical... I am not talking about false prophets and fake men who preach one thing and practice another. Its all in the word and if u have any form of wisdom u will be able to discern. If u truly believe life is all physical look for a white witch or visit any wiccan sites. Some of them are here on NL maybe u will believe them since u are hell bent on disproving Christianity or the word of God. I am not a fan of religion but i know God exists and He is real and His words are truth and life... You don't have to argue blindly if u feel otherwise but if its for u to know then one day u will look back at this ur foolish display of ignorance in shame otherwise i wish u well on ur journey through this life as u see it.

What exactly are you talking about ??

How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days
Honestly the title was what got me,like wt actual f?

You are mixing Hormones up with Spiritual!!!

Those(Adults) that have regular sexual Intercourse don't have wet dreams..

How about that?!

K4daniel:
This is real I was once a victim then before I got married used to think perhaps because I was not married then.The Annointing oil help me out.They can fear Annointing in fact that's my solution.We are human and Satan and demons takes advantage on human who are not in Christ jesus.(born again)

Although on a sincere level those demons work with your body they need mens sperm each time i dreamt of sex the day is always polluted blessing will be manipulated.They know when u are high they will come with fine girl romancing and sexing in dream..So for the singles please go and marry it will reduce the number of such dreams. Imagine after touching your wife you will not have such dreams again atleast for awhike because you have a woman you can touch and deposit yours semen when full..however not that it will stop totally, you have to give yourself to prayers and Annointing of your manhood for life it will never comeagain.Demons fear annointing oil. i joined living faithchurch winners chapel and I robbed my Penis at every night with the Annointing oil prayed on by bishop.That was the end.The female demon fear Annointing oil..Please try it and you will see.But you must be bornagain. Amsure d denondvwill not want anointed penis touch her..God bless u.

You guys will not kill me with laughter.

Mizwisdom:



Lol, science says the world was created by a big bang and that our forefathers were Apes, why should I believe science over God?

That is why they are called theories not laws they can be disputed or changed at any time. Big Bang Theory simply means expansion of space and not every scientist or budding scientist think it's true. Theists ehn very funny set of people.

Yomiie:
Have you guys experience something like this you can't move your body in the night but after a while you can.. it's like the room is fill up with light but you can't see it and you are aware and hearing strange noises but can't wake up and can't move your body but when you now woke up you won't see anything...

It's called sleep paralysis, no demon is chasing you, it's completely normal and every human being on earth will experience it at some point.

https://www.google.com/search?q=sleep+paralysis&oq=spleep&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l3.5139j0j9&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

Melancholy. It is the perpetual darkness, mosquitos, heat and the thought of waking up to the hopelessness and the chaos if everyday Nigeria that is causing you the nightmare.

EternalBeing:
"Please, wake Christians up!" The Voice is not just to me, it to all of you woken by these writings. Wake others, play time is over! The End Time is already ending!

Advent of cell phones marked a new dawn. The line between the spiritual and physical is fast thinning out. Holy Spirit is grieved that many Christians are have been hoodwinked to think real Power is when a human being has attributes similar to the ones manifested by witches and wizards. Culture and traditions have largely influenced and limited our view and ability to maximize our privilege as seated with Christ far above all principalities as powers.

Those days when I was a baby Christian, I relocated to a new house. Everybody around the area were the nicest people have ever met in life. Soon after I moved into the house, I realized that at a particular time most nights, I will have sexual dream and woke up with damped underneath. This was so annoying because I couldn't even recall the dream most times. I managed to realize that it's a demonic attack, so I fasted till just 12:00pm and prayed that God should help me and show me what was happening. For the 3 days of the fasting I didn't see anything. Infact, the nonsense happened again on the 3rd day that I concluded the fasting.

Just when I thought God didn't hear let alone answer my prayer, on the 4th day, I don't know how I woke up around 2:30pm. I laid still to recall my dream and realized I was in the middled of the incubus dream again. After the romance, just as she climbed me I said no I won't! And that was when I woke up. But the real shocking thing is what happened next. I want all Christians reading this to know that we live by Faith not by sight. Those that Satan has initiated live by sight think they are powerful because they can see what other don't see by the help of the demons that enslave them for life. Walking by Faith is far more superior and powerful than walking by sight because it earns you respect of demons, Angels and everything in the Universe.

Those that sell their right of eternal Life to Satan, in this short life on this side of Eternity just because they want to be able to see into the spiritual realm, have really cheated themselves and their eternal glorious destinies as humans. Living by Faith in your CREATOR guarantee that HE'll reward us with our awaiting Immortality that HE promised us, it is more sensible than trading that eternal Life for shallow ability to see and interact with demons in this current temporary short life

So, as I thank God that I was able to resist that night and tried to go back to sleep. Something (that I now know to be Holy Spirit) made me feel like "if you sleep without dealing with the cause, you will still lose again". There and then, I realized I could hear a dog not too far barking in strange contact way. The barking has been going on before I woke up, and still continued. There is no kind of shouting or loud prayer that would ever physically be heard at the dog's distance. So, skeptically and most reluctantly, I felt like "what would I lose if I pray against the barking see if it stops". I just silently muttered prayer that "you the demonic lust programing dog, I command you to shut up in Jesus Name" And to my rudest shock, it stopped immediately!

I thought it was a mistake and I didn't pray for few days, the attack started again. So, I set my phone alarm to vibrate and wake at that particular time. Lo and behold, the demonic lists programming dog backing again! And as soon as I said Short prayer against it stopped. I was so mad that I declared 21days personal war vigil against it. And after that, for over 2 years that I lived there, I never here that strange dog barking again. HalleluYAH!
It was much later as I grow in Christ that I was able to identify that particular dog and the owner. Share you testimonies of Victories in Christ JESUS too, help build other Christians faith. "Iron sharpeneth Iron" Proverbs 27:17

False Stories.

I have had same experience for weeks and I later discovered it was all in my psyche n it stopped immediately.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarr

All these niggarzz ehnnnn
Una go don reason too many things for day time

See ehnnn
Na wetin disturb you mind too much for day time
Na im dey come as dream

As a real niggarrr me nor dey believe in all these witches and programming story
Na so them say witches dey press person for night
Up till now i never experience that thing









Bros na wetin dey give me joy be that

Every morning i must drag am

The pressing down thing on the bed is quite real, but not spiritual. Its sleep paralysis and nothing more

As you may already know, there’s constant war between good and evil and that war takes place in our minds. If you are seeking God constantly and even though in an imperfect way, there’s always that force of evil wanting to pull you back from that endeavour. And the end goal is to try and stop you from making heaven, nothing else. Therefore, when you abide in God’s word and follow his commandments, trials and tribulations will come and you will overcome them, not easily though. You will be untouchable but they will never stop coming. And you need those challenges in order to grow in Christ. God allowed it for your upliftment in spirit.


Your second question: why do you need to struggle for the food feeling cool already inside your fridge. It is there waiting for you for ever. In some cases where nepa takes like you go out to get Petrol to power the gen and keep the fridge cool for the food you have kept in it. Same thing happens to those who don’t believe there’s God. They are not to be tormented. In fact people like that have most things working for them in life. They don’t have to struggle. The devil makes everything so good for them that they don’t believe there’s a devil, or a Christ for that matter. — eternally and spiritually blind.

If I already have you in my cage why should I stress your life, in the process, you’ll start having second thoughts looking for solutions. I have to not even interfere in your life so that you won’t even have any feeling you are caged, blinded.

lepasharon:


Shebi Christians love to say being a Christian provides them with so many benefits making them untouchable by any evil forces?

Now you turn around to say unbelievers aren't touched because the devil already has them?
Which is it?

grossintel:
You guys will not kill me with laughter.

Yes, some of the testimonies sound funny. But only a self-deceiving Christian would take any form of sex outside marriage as normal. Many youths' real destinies have been substituted with fake through these demonic sexual encounters.