Cakephp:

Oh! Senior man.
The chickens are just too fresh. No one has ever eaten such.

Personally, if I ever eat such meat I would forever remain grateful.

You are a super achiever

The way you're sounding, I know you'll soon start abusing me with your indirect talk.

Please, let's put a stop to it. I'll really appreciate if you listen.

Thank you.

iLegendd:


Ashawo? I don't do that. Too many choices to pick, so why ashawo?

Anyway, have a nice night, dear.

OK senior man.

We know you have tons of female friends.
No one has ever done that except our one and only book publisher, the only person who earns money from Amazon while asleep.

Happy birthday

Cakephp:

OK senior man.

We know you tons of female friends.
No one has ever done that except our one and only book publisher, the only person who earns money from Amazon while asleep.

Happy birthday

Okay.

iLegendd:


The way you're sounding, I know you'll soon start abusing me with your indirect talk.

Please, let's put a stop to it. I'll really appreciate if you listen.

Thank you.

Abuse you? God forbid!. I can't do such to our bill gates. I wan contract corona?

I'm only interested in the way you have sooo many female friends due to your publishing skills all the females are just tripping for you.

You are really a great man.
Happy birthday

For further info, everyone should read this before it gets deleted https://www.nairaland.com/5749963/

Cakephp:

Abuse you? God forbid!. I can't do such to our bill gates. I wan contract corona?

I'm only interested in the way you have sooo many female friends due to your publishing skills all the females are just tripping for you.

You are really a great man.
Happy birthday

Okay.

Pictures of her in the kitchen NAKED!!! or adonbilivit ;

cc liljboy hurklan

iLegendd:


Okay.

Okay sir.

Please when are you creating your next thread so we can come and see your great works?

Our super legend.
Happy birthday

hfinest1:
Pictures of her in the kitchen NAKED!!! or adonbilivit ;

cc lilj.boy hurk.lan

#Smile.

Cakephp:

Okay sir.

Please when are you creating your next thread so we can come and see your great works?

Our super legend.
Happy birthday

Okay.

iLegendd:
For further info, everyone should read this before it gets deleted https://www.nairaland.com/5749963/

OK sir.

We will all rush to read it with immediate effect, its very necessary because our lives depend on it.

Happy birthday.

5 Reasons You Should Have Haters and How to Use Them [Picture]


1. Having haters is a sign of progress (if you're not progressing, no one will hate you, but if you are, jealous or envious people will start to hate).

2. You're doing something right. Having haters is not about you being bad, but about the haters not having inner peace in themselves, so they have no choice than to pour their pains on you.

3. More haters, more popular. Most haters are depressed and they are willing to stay online or offline stalking and abusing you, so they'll end up making you more popular while screaming blood and fire online.

4. Turn the popularity the haters give you to wealth. Since they've made you popular, it's left with you to turn the fame to money by starting an online business and use the popularity to get clients.

Yes, they used hate to make you popular, but not everyone who will come across you while your haters are hating on you will hate you. In fact, a lot of the new people will fall in love with the you.

No matter how the Devil hates you, not everyone will hate you. Also, no matter how God loves you, not everyone will love you. Know this and stop trying to please haters — use them instead.

5. As you make money from the fame or hate, don't forget to come online and playfully flaunt it while having fun to keep them depressed. You know, when your haters know you're progressing no matter how they've abused you and tried to shut you up, they become restless and frustrated as they realize you're a moving train.

Bonus: the more frustrated you make your hater become, the more money you'll make.

Why? He will be online 24/7 stalking/abusing you and making you even more popular which will end up turning to more clients at the end. No publicity is a bad publicity. The only bad thing is not taking advantage of the publicity.


Below are 20 things your haters will say

1. Mtcheew
2. Braggart (show off — they don't know you're showing just to keep them depressed and screaming blood every time they read your post #PureEvilTechnique)
3. Arrogant fool/idiót
4. Childish (immature, or its variations)
5. Empty drum makes the loudest noise
6. I'm not hating on you, I'm just telling you the truth (these ones always pretend)
7. Poverty mentality
8. Noise maker — there are people making X10 than you
9. Does Bill Gate or Dangote make noise?
10. I don't care (No, he does, else he won't be commenting)
11. You're trying too hard
12. Low budget version of ...
13. You're too old for this (these are people older than you).
14. I'm losing respect for you (as if you told me then to respect you in the first place).
15. You're a dumb, hungry scammer, etc.

Haters gon' hate while wise people gon' use haters to progress while making them furious and vengeful.

Final word: Make your haters depressed by your progress and success, not by constant argument. Though, do engage them ones in a while just to entertain your guest reader fans.

That's all for now.

Oh, about the remaining 5 things out of 20 things haters like to say, I'll post them later.

Typing...

this boy still dey fool himself for romance section... you never retire after all these years.. you never overcome this depression

may the gods heal you
.. he will surely reply me.. dude is sick in the head

Cakephp:

OK sir.

We will all rush to read it with immediate effect, its very necessary because our lives depend on it.

Happy birthday.

You're becoming obsessed and I like it. Pretty soon, I'll dislike it and ignore you. I know this an an alternate moniker of a chronic depressed masturbator.

#Smile.

Let me ignore you while you keep the thread busy with incessant quoting as you try too hard to act funny.

jimmyolasun:
this boy still dey fool himself for romance section... you never retire after all these years.. you never overcome this depression

may the gods heal you
.. he will surely reply me.. dude is sick in the head

#Smile.

He will surely come around in my next thread. Lol.

iLegendd:
5 Reasons You Should Have Haters and How to Use Them [Picture]


1. Having haters is a sign of progress (if you're not progressing, no one will hate you, but if you are, jealous or envious people will start to hate).

2. You're doing something right. Having haters is not about you being bad, but about the haters not having inner peace in themselves, so they have no choice than to pour their pains on you.

3. More haters, more popular. Most haters are depressed and they are willing to stay online or offline stalking and abusing you, so they'll end up making you more popular while screaming blood and fire online.

4. Turn the popularity the haters give you to wealth. Since they've made you popular, it's left with you to turn the fame to money by starting an online business and use the popularity to get clients.

Yes, they used hate to make you popular, but not everyone who will come across you while your haters are hating on you will hate you. In fact, a lot of the new people will fall in love with the you.

No matter how the Devil hates you, not everyone will hate you. Also, no matter how God loves you, not everyone will love you. Know this and stop trying to please haters — use them instead.

5. As you make money from the fame or hate, don't forget to come online and playfully flaunt it while having fun to keep them depressed. You know, when your haters know you're progressing no matter how they've abused you and tried to shut you up, they become restless and frustrated as they realize you're a moving train.

Bonus: the more frustrated you make your hater become, the more money you'll make.

Why? He will be online 24/7 stalking/abusing you and making you even more popular which will end up turning to more clients at the end. No publicity is a bad publicity. The only bad thing is not taking advantage of the publicity.


Below are 20 things your haters will say

1. Mtcheew
2. Braggart (show off — they don't know you're showing just to keep them depressed and screaming blood every time they read your post #PureEvilTechnique)
3. Arrogant fool/idiót
4. Childish (immature, or its variations)
5. Empty drum makes the loudest noise
6. I'm not hating on you, I'm just telling you the truth (these ones always pretend)
7. Poverty mentality
8. Noise maker — there are people making X10 than you
9. Does Bill Gate or Dangote make noise?
10. I don't care (No, he does, else he won't be commenting)
11. You're trying too hard
12. Low budget version of ...
13. You're too old for this (these are people older than you).
14. I'm losing respect for you (as if you told me then to respect you in the first place).
15. You're a dumb, hungry scammer, etc.

Haters gon' hate while wise people gon' use haters to progress while making them furious and vengeful.

Final word: Make your haters depressed by your progress and success, not by constant argument. Though, do engage them ones in a while just to entertain your guest reader fans.

That's all for now.

Oh, about the remaining 5 things out of 20 things haters like to say, I'll post them later.

Typing...

Oh sir!
You should have created a different thread so we can all read and digest your infinite wisdom.

Bringing it here is mixing up with your foods and beautiful rooms we're currently watching and adoring.

Greatest legend(legend beer or Heineken) of all time.

Congrates on your new post.
Happy birthday.

When you have the power to gather as many obsessed haters as you can, you have found the secret of wealth. Leverage on them and they'll propagate the news of whatever you're selling or doing faster than electricity.

Anything you type, they'll want to quote you to to make a point.

#Smile

Here to read comments

iLegendd:


#Smile.

And the bathroom shower scene too. We want to see it... Not the shower head, but the full preview

Rukkydelta:
Here to read comments

You won't be disappointed. I'm pressing all the right buttons to trigger their reactions. This thread will get thousands of views in no time.

Stay entertained. Boredom is unacceptable.

iLegendd:


You're becoming obsessed and I like it. Pretty soon, I'll dislike it and ignore you. I know this an an alternate moniker of a chronic depressed masturbator.

#Smile.

Let me ignore you while you keep the thread business with incessant quoting as you try too hard to act funny.

Oh! Senior man!
You are the most high, you don't even need to tell people in advance you're about to ignore, just do whatever you like, you're the greatest.

Go ahead and ignore the depressed souls can't do nothing.

We are all waiting for your next thread because our lives depends on seeing your great works.

Happy birthday.

hfinest1:
And the bathroom shower scene too. We want to see it... Not the shower head, but the full preview

Hahaha. Wetin you dey find no dey Mile 1 market.

Rukkydelta:
Here to read comments

Just take a chill pill, our one and only legend(or small stout) will show us more motivational pictures of his achievements.

He's a super achiver with tons of female friends queuing up to cook for him.

Also his rooms(his uncle's place) are really nice with different lighting effects.

He's the most high.
Enjoy!

iLegendd:


Hahaha. Wetin you dey find no dey Mile 1 market.

Small stout. Oh! Sorry I mean legend.

Please show him more pictures so he can be motivated by your great works.

Even he wants to see boobs pls show him.

Thank you sir.

iLegendd:


Lol.

Let me go and check my fowl to be sure none of these haters has gone to my backyard to take the rice and stew away from her.

iLegendd:
When you have the power to gather as many obsessed haters as you can, you have found the secret of wealth. Leverage on them and they'll propagate the news of whatever you're selling or doing faster than electricity.

Anything you type, they'll want to quote you to to make a point.

#Smile

Oh! Most high.

By now you should know our whole lives depend on reading and quoting your posts.
What a privilege!

Thank you for the favor and privilege you've given to us to associate with a great man like you.

Small stout.. legend i mean, Please when are you making another thread?

iLegendd:

#Smile.
He will surely come around in my next thread. Lol.

maybe if you mention him ..lol

Cakephp:

Oh! Senior man.
The chickens are just too fresh. No one has ever eaten such.

Personally, if I ever eat such meat I would forever remain grateful.

You are a super achiever

Guy u b clown I swear

iLegendd:
For further info, everyone should read this before it gets deleted https://www.nairaland.com/5749963/

Abeg how do you delete a thread on this forum

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Rukkydelta:
Here to read comments

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You see your mates here
Park well jhor!?!?

FatherBona:

Abeg how do you delete a thread on this forum

He's the most high.
He can command any mod to delete a thread.

As soon as a mod sees his great achievements and tons of female friends queuing up to impress him, everyone is bound to do whatever he commands.

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Cakephp:

He's the most high.
He can command any mod to delete a thread.

As soon as a mod sees his great achievements and tons of female friends queuing up to impress him, everyone is bound to do whatever he commands.

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Who dey follow you talk