I don't have a girlfriend, but my female friend is in the kitchen cooking beans and plantain.

Let me go spy on her and see if I can take pictures.

Waiting bruv

Abeg use portrait ooo

So, since this zone, here in Rivers State, has 24/7 free light for more than 15 years now, we don't pay light bill.

Because of the free light and too much indoor flexing + coronavirus, I had to turn my house to a nightclub for only me, myself, and any corona-free visitor I invite over.

As I was going to the kitchen, I took pictures of the strobe light and the two pink and blue colored room, then headed to the kitchen to see what she is cooking.

I got inside the kitchen and she was wearing nothing but a black panties as she fries plantain.

After cooking the beans and plantain, she cooked stew, egusi soup, fried meat and fish, and put the left over rice she cooked yesterday for my broiler. As a good guy, I added stew to the rice and served the fowl.

Now, my haters can come over and cry blood as they abuse me and call me show off, etc. while I go to the bathroom to shower with her since she's in the bathroom now.

I'll be back.

Mtchewwwww!!! Bullocks!

I am damn broke, I am unemployed too

But If u really think u gat haters, then u must be an idiot


So what's in rice, stew, plantain, fish..... To hate?

We don don baff finish, but the cold in this room is mad o!

I know it's not good to eat late, but abeg, make we we eat first.

I'll reply my abusers when I'm done.

Loving ur way bro

Mr Show Off, aka Mr Attention Chaser. See the rubbish food sef, no single green vegetables in the soup nor anywhere. Flaunting poison up and dan. Nonsense!

Much as I hate to admit this, I'm enjoy your lousy tale and would wish you to continue.





Bloody Unam




My peace I leave you

Skelewu:
Mr Show off, aka Mr Attention Chaser. See the rubbish food sef, no single green vegetables in the soup nor anywhere. Flaunting poison up and dan. Nonsense!

Okay.

The beans is making me feel sleepy. Enjoy your night make I crash.

Na which kind joke b dis

Which area is this in Rivers State that dey don't take light? Pls I'm interested so I can relocate to that side..tnk u

iLegendd:
So, since this zone, here in Rivers State, has 24/7 free light for more than 15 years now, we don't pay light bill.

Because of the free light and too much indoor flexing + coronavirus, I had to turn my house to a nightclub for only me, myself, and any corona-free visitor I invite over.

As I was going to the kitchen, I took pictures of the strobe light and the two pink and blue colored room, then headed to the kitchen to see what she is cooking.

iLegendd:
I don't have a girlfriend, but my female friend is in the kitchen cooking beans and plantain.

Let me go spy on her and see if I can take pictures.

Had it been your dad used you for money ritual,he may be dining with the Dangotes of this world. But no! He let you survive so that you can make him proud one day. Now what does he get from you? A son and father to a daughter with no iota of sense.
Get off those drugs you are using boy, your daughters love and respect is your best shot.

fyneboi79:
Had it been your dad used you for money ritual,he may be dining with the Dangotes of this world. But no! He let you survive so that you can make him proud one day. Now what does he get from you? A son and father to a daughter with no iota of sense.
Get off those drugs you are using boy, your daughters love and respect is your best shot.

Okay.


I even clicked the "Like" button of your post. I'm unbothered. Come around in my next post. It's called Keeping Up With iLegend's Madness.

You're a lucky fool
Rant on sha, you can't kill yourself.

iLegendd:


Okay.


I even clicked the "Like" button of your post. I'm unbothered. Come around in my next post. It's called Keeping Up With iLegend's Madness.

FatherBona:
Much as I hate to admit this, I'm enjoy your lousy tale and would wish you to continue.





Bloody Unam




My peace I leave you

Ado ata iwang

SUCKCESSFUL:
You're a lucky fool

#Smile

I'm not lucky, I worked for it and you too can do better than me if you stay focused and determined.

Legit successful people you see today used to be awake at night working when others are at sleep.

Nothing good comes easily. Forget the fun or flaunting — the hard/smart work has been done behind the scene. All these ones is just to entertain my fans, haters, and people in-between.

If you stay steadfast as you work on your dreams, you'll surely succeed. It's not rocket science. So, I wish you the best in your pursuit — you'll make it if you believe and take action.

In 2016/2017, I was broke because of Buhari's recession, but I vowed never told be broke again in another recession.

Today, there is a global meltdown, which can equally be called another recession, but because I stayed focused on my promise, I got it.

If those who are hating to me can do what I did in 2016/2017, they'll smile in 2025 and above.

Life is not unfair, we humans are just lazy or unfair to ourselves.

Anyway, all the best and thanks for calling me a fool — I deserve it.

Stay blessed.

Pepper dem master

X0012:
Pepper dem master

Lol.

Let me go and check my fowl to be sure none of these haters has gone to my backyard to take the rice and stew away from her — I don't trust them.

Cakephp:

Ado ata iwang

Aniewo?

To those who want to eat chicken, I killed one some days ago and I haven't finished it till today, so come over and eat.

iLegendd:


Okay.


I even clicked the "Like" button of your post. I'm unbothered. Come around in my next post. It's called Keeping Up With iLegend's Madness.

Oh! The one and only book publisher on nairaland forum. Well-done sir.

We like the way you're cooking assorted kind of foods, no one has ever done such.
Infact, personally, the last time I ate such food was 5 Months ago in a wedding.
I salute you sir.

Also your rooms and kitchen is very beautiful, I hope its not the same guest house you lodged ashawo last week?
What about the guitar?
No one has ever slept in such rooms except you.

Happy birthday.

Abeg, I don too look for trouble today. Make I try rest.

Motto

1. Make money
2. Drink water
3. Protect yourself from coronavirus
4. Exercise
5. Mind your business.

Bye, everyone.

Cakephp:

Oh! The one and only book publisher on nairaland forum. Well-done sir.

We like the way you're cooking assorted kind of foods, no one has ever done such.
Intact, personally, the last time I ate such food was 5 Months ago in a wedding.
I salute you sir.

Also your rooms and kitchen is very beautiful, I hope its not the same guest house you lodged ashawo last week?
What about the guitar?
No one has ever slept in such rooms except you.

Happy birthday.

Ashawo? I don't do that. Too many choices to pick, so why ashawo?

Anyway, have a nice night, dear.

iLegendd:
To those who want to eat chicken, I killed one some days ago and I haven't finished it till today, so come over and eat.

Oh! Senior man.
The chickens are just too fresh. No one has ever eaten such.

Personally, if I ever eat such meat I would forever remain grateful.

You are a super achiever