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RiyadhGoddess:
Lols I greet you sir

beejay85:
Pls make my wife no hear ooo....met my girlfriend on Monday afternoon shopping for d lockdown....made arrangements against 2mao my off day since I work in fmcg sector...to meet at our regular location...8am till nite....yeeh!!! Who slap me??

pocohantas:
Nothing will happen.

Every side guy/girl is someone’s main. They will all go back to their main. At least they are well aware of what they are into.

The main question should be for people dating multiple lovers and they all asked you to come isolate with them.

How did you choose?

eni4real:
Nice Write-up for all side lovers
I hope they learn

Convid80:
I don't think so.
It's a moment for healing. It's a moment of renewed friendship. Here we are doing just fine. Myself, my wife and our 4 children. It's just fun.

RiyadhGoddess:
God Bless You for this and He will strengthen you to keep to your words...

RiyadhGoddess:
A sister with economic sense can make money from brothers next door this season.

Sha just make sure you don't make babies alongside. Nigerian govt is begging for money to fight Coro not to cope with the effect of population increase

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Damnn! This your write up long o

If not for my bottle of beer and the lock down i for nor fit read everything finish

Don't worry no body is gonna lambaste you for writing this thinking you are promoting fornications

You are a realist and i love you
Realism over visionary thought anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

pocohantas:
Nothing will happen.

Every side guy/girl is someone’s main. They will all go back to their main. At least they are well aware of what they are into.

The main question should be for people dating multiple lovers and they all asked you to come isolate with them.

How did you choose?

EmekaBlue:
@least make we give olosho space make their pvssy tight small

RapistOnBail:

If I'm to be given a life sentence, I will cut of my Dick.

Life can't be this boring abeg!

Meanwhile,

I'm using this free time to uncover the lies in the Religious books ..

RiyaGoddess:
KNOCK KNOCK ! It's me again ooo!

How is the compulsory holiday going? That dog photo below is a perfect picture of me on day 2 lock down. It's just day 2 and I am already feeling tired of staying at home. Does Shile have a choice? NO!

Okay so for some days now, I have been thinking of this whole lock down thing and its effects. I thought of how all schools, companies, offices, businesses, churches, mosques, almost everything shut down worldwide hmmm oye olorun (God knows best). The lock down made everybody to go back home to stay at home so they can stay safe.

Personally, I know some few persons who traveled out of Lagos on Monday before the 11 pm curfew declared by the president. Most of them are artisans who came to Lagos to hustle, leaving their wives and children behind in their home town. For instance, our generator repairer Lati went back to Ogbomoso on Monday to join his wife and children at home.

Also the welder across the junction Baba Emma left Lagos for Oyo on Monday too. When I asked for his reasons, he said nobody will patronize him during the lock down and even the vulcanizer close to him also traveled back home.

I also heard that the motor park was very busy on Monday which shows that some people if not all traveled back home on Monday. Even students are not left out, as all secondary and tertiary schools closed. Students returned home to be with their parents or guardians and husbands or fathers went back home to be with their wives and children during this season.

Sometime last week, I received a whatsapp broadcast saying that all parents should be informed that all schools are on holiday and if their daughter is not at home, that means a boy has quarantined her for them lols! The same way I reversed it and said, any married man that is not at home at this period, that means a side chick has quarantined him for his wife lol! The amebo spirit in me became an emergency detector and started watching out for my neighbors daughters and husbands who haven't returned home but they eventually returned one after the other lol!

I have heard some testimonies of how this lock down have been a blessing to some marriages and families. I heard some men who never had time for their wives and children now have all the time for them. This stay at home period have strengthened marital and family bonds, even relationships. It increased the love in the home, day by day, couples and families are getting to know and understand each other more, men are beginning to help their children out with their holiday assignments, men are beginning to help their wives with house chores, family play and fun time is increased, they pray and study the word of God together and of course not forgetting the endless sex lol! Some bachelors now see the importance of marriage as they have unexpectedly become so bored due to the COVID-19 lock down.

On the other end, there are some persons who are not finding this lock down funny. They see it as some sort of curse per - say especially those who are second families, side chicks and side guys.

I saw a domestic violence video last night which shows that there might be increase in domestic violence as a result of this lock down. I remember reading a post on the increased rate of divorce in China as a result of the COVID-19 lock down. I don't know, I don't know but I think these are couples who do not live together per - say but the COVID-19 lock down forced them to be together 247, what do I know? It's just me thinking loud (smile).

My purpose for this write up is not to mock or look down on these set of people but rather to know how these side chicks or side guys have been coping since the COVID-19 lock down began. We all know it's a compulsory holiday and everybody must be at home as almost all institutions have shut down so there's no excuse not to be at home especially for those who are married.

Are there side chicks, side guys or any one playing second fiddle in the house? Are you already feeling the lock down pains because your partner will be away from you for sometime? Are you already missing your side partner? Side chicks, are you calling his phone lines and he isn't answering your calls? Side guys, are you calling her number and she isn't answering your calls? Married men and women, did you edit your side partners name on your phone because you are back home with your number 1 family? Side chicks, was there any provisions made before he left or did he just disappear without notice? Did this lock down open your eyes to the reality that you have been a side chick or side guy all along unknown to you? Side chicks, did you forcefully quarantine the other woman's man? Side guys, did you forcefully quarantine the other man's woman? Are they begging you and promising heaven and earth for a release to go home? Will things ever remain the same in the relationship after the COVID-19 Pandemic is over?

DISCLAIMER !!!
Please note that this is not a table breaking post and if tables gets broken along the line, our doctors and nurses in the house are on standby to fix all broken tables lols! No insult intended, let's just have fun with it and no one should take it personal please. Also note that I am not in any way promoting sexual immoralities, fornication or adultery! It's just a day to day reality of what happens around us...

Feel free to share your story or experience and please remember to protect your privacy by commenting anonymously if you must comment. I will be back reading comments while eating my stocked up minimie chin chin and iced cocacola.
BIKO SUFFERY SUFFERY WITH THE LIES because some of us are emotionally fragile.

Shile

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143WaZoBia:
There’s a book called “The Age Of Reason” by Thomas Paine try it. It will not only show you the fraud in religious book it will show you how big God really is. Trust when you look at the arrangement of the world, the universe, when you open up an animal or just see seasons change you can not deny that someone put this things in place and keep them going when you look into other worlds and realize that though this world is ours there are countless other worlds and solar systems with habitats like ours you will see that we are not special and we can not true prayers change God’s courses. Coronavirus should teach us that much. Also. Miracles doesn’t exist only coincidence and prophesies are hearsay.

Kenydisharp1985:
My own is that the small guest house I use to pay 1k collect one shot from my side chick was also locked down. Yawa don gas.

RapistOnBail:
Thank you

Deltatoto:
which kind dirty vow.One Toto Dey Kill prik

Kenmatt:
There is something I said once among my friends, most of them that are married took it personal.

But truth be told, if I get married tomorrow, I'll never keep a girl outside my wife.

Not that I'm holy or it has anything to do with spirituality but it's just my decision.

That's why I must take my time to get absolutely who and what I really need in a woman as a wife.

She will be my everything, infact, my World.

genq:
That's not how it works in the real world my dear. Growing apart is a thing!
Besides, not every wife's c*nt is as 'sweet' as yours - see what I did there

RapistOnBail:

If I'm to be given a life sentence, I will cut of my Dick.

Life can't be this boring abeg!

Meanwhile,

I'm using this free time to uncover the lies in the Religious books ..

beejay85:
Pls make my wife no hear ooo....met my girlfriend on Monday afternoon shopping for d lockdown....made arrangements against 2mao my off day since I work in fmcg sector...to meet at our regular location...8am till nite....yeeh!!! Who slap me??

143WaZoBia:
There’s a book called “The Age Of Reason” by Thomas Paine try it. It will not only show you the fraud in religious book it will show you how big God really is. Trust when you look at the arrangement of the world, the universe, when you open up an animal or just see seasons change you can not deny that someone put this things in place and keep them going when you look into other worlds and realize that though this world is ours there are countless other worlds and solar systems with habitats like ours you will see that we are not special and we can not true prayers change God’s courses. Coronavirus should teach us that much. Also. Miracles doesn’t exist only coincidence and prophesies are hearsay.

SweetCunt97:
No be the same pvssy?

RiyadhGoddess:
After tomorrow,I no go do am again!!!





I slapped you
*roll eyes

genq:
Nope!

This lockdown will cause the breakdown of many marriages.
Couples who are used to having their own space will be forced to deal with the reality of their already broken relationship. Husbands and wives will get sick and tired of each other, children will be bored and will end up witnessing numerous arguments between their parents.
It's gonna be a sh!t show!

Bobowest:
Go and sit down!! There is Miracle and there is Faith. Don't be a fool, God is bigger than any man, be guided!!!