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My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 9:18am On Apr 02, 2020
After reading this post, please go to the second page to see drama. grin y'all should see why it's good to be humbled. That nigha thought he was doing me, he shot himself instead. God works in mysterious ways. Don't try to spoil another mans fun. Don't try it.



so this lady we been doing things for a while now came over yesterday to say Hi. I was fixed on my computer because I’m also working from home.

I offered her vodka and weed to upscale her foresight. Movie and music was playing in the background. Me gan don high like mad, but it was productive. I was in my own space at the time solving puzzles to solve a problem. Then I noticed this lady was laughing endlessly.

Few minutes later she started being restless. I asked if she was fine, she said yes. I said okay and got fixed on the computer again. Few minutes later she came over to where I was sitting, took my computer from me and “tried” to sit on my lap but I quickly pushed her away. Told her to hand me back my laptop and never try such again. She apologized and sat on the chairs hand support, trying to romance my chest to put me on the mood but I got back to my work.


Now, here’s the thing, Never you allow “anything” distract you when you are doing “that thing” that feeds you and builds your future. No matter how cheap or expensive the pvssy might be, don’t drop your “life support” to get a few minutes pleasure.


Imagine you are about to break a barrier then a set back comes in the form of “sex”. You missed bro. You missed.


When it comes to sex, leave it to me, I’ll fvck the living day out of her, BUT my “precious time” shouldn’t be toyed with.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by rtdCivilservant: 9:23am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
so this lady we been doing things for a while now came over yesterday to say Hi. I was fixed on my computer because I’m also working from home.

I offered her vodka and weed to upscale her foresight. Movie and music was playing in the background. Me gan don high like mad, but it was productive. I was in my own space at the time solving puzzles to solve a problem. Then I noticed this lady was laughing endlessly.

Few minutes later she started being restless. I asked if she was fine, she said yes. I said okay and got fixed on the computer again. Few minutes later she came over to where I was sitting, took my computer from me and “tried” to sit on my lap but I quickly pushed her away. Told her to hand me back my laptop and never try such again. She apologized and sat on the chairs hand support, trying to romance my chest to put me on the mood but I got back to my work.


Now, here’s the message. Never you allow “anything” distract you when you are doing “that thing” that feeds you and builds your future. No matter how cheap or expensive the pvssy might be, don’t drop your “life support” to get a few minutes pleasure.


Imagine you are about to break a barrier then a set back comes in the form of “sex”. You missed bro. You missed.


When it comes to sex, leave it to me, I’ll fvck the living day out of her, BUT my “precious time” shouldn’t be toyed with. It’s all I have got to make a better future for myself. Waste it on sex and waste your life.

When you are in that cloud of solving puzzles to better your life. Don’t waste it. It’s precious.
Ur stories are becoming stale, moderation is the key, too much of ur stupidity makes people lose interest in ur jargons.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by AlphaGreenz: 9:26am On Apr 02, 2020
So this post was supposed to mean??... You should've just cut off where you said the girl visited and you took her to cloud 9 and just go on to give your motivational speech.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by ScotMisile: 9:28am On Apr 02, 2020
A little activity about sex,then post on NL...

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by donbachi(m): 9:36am On Apr 02, 2020
Any man dat drugs women to have sex with them...is a weak man and a rapist.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Ur stories are becoming stale, moderation is the key, too much of ur stupidity makes people lose interest in ur jargons.
you are a fool. Check my profile, I have been posting since 2015 nonstop. You can’t stop me now.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by rtdCivilservant: 9:48am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
you are a fool. Check my profile, I have been posting since 2015 nonstop. You can’t stop me now.
Who among us behaves like a fool? Obviously U! I didn't insult u but u chose to throw insult cos u lack home training. Product of a useless prostitute as mother and a bastard criminal as father.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 9:52am On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Who among us behaves like a fool? Obviously U! I didn't insult u but u chose to throw insult cos u lack home training. Product of a useless prostitute as mother and a bastard criminal as father.
grin fool.

Quote me again.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by rtdCivilservant: 9:55am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
grin fool.

Quote me again.


Scallywag!

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by vikithor(m): 10:00am On Apr 02, 2020
Dramatic though,there is sense
Don't let yourself be distracted away from what gives you life's support, many men trades their lives' opportunities at this point,loose it and blame others later.No matter the alluring and promissory pleasure don't let go of your own known life support.
Heard guys who resigned their jobs cos a lady promise fixing them up from her family resources (its 50/50) hey don't loose guard completely.
Other guys agrees to relocate to ladies base,forfeiting small progress they have built,some ending in regrets
Women are not strategic and tactical,they are compoundedly emotional thinking of her immediate interest first before You!
In partnering with them for any purpose, put your interest/family interest first,it will accommodate her subset interest
.....
BTW
Get a driving skill, had value to yourself, be relevant any where,anytime and your self esteem shoots high,you have more reasons to be grateful to God and me.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by illicit(m): 10:00am On Apr 02, 2020
you offered drugs to a lady and when she got high u left her hanging..... police should locate u

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 10:04am On Apr 02, 2020
illicit:
you offered drugs to a lady and when she got high u left her hanging..... police should locate u
i was high myself. But I used it for something productive instead.
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by X0012(m): 10:14am On Apr 02, 2020
Yoo u better be careful with those fuucked up girls
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by illicit(m): 10:28am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
i was high myself. But I used it for something productive instead.

she can become addicted just like that

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 10:46am On Apr 02, 2020
illicit:


she can become addicted just like that
Addict yes, but only if she allows yourself to become one.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 10:48am On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Scallywag!
your dad!!!
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by oxiide22(m): 10:55am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
i was high myself. But I used it for something productive instead.
what substance are u taking to remain alert and productive?
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by punisha: 11:11am On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Ur stories are becoming stale, moderation is the key, too much of ur stupidity makes people lose interest in ur jargons.


U failed to realise you are talking to the one and only Stupidity himself.....he hasa message to pass however if only u read up slowly.


To the MOD that banned me for nothing... U no get sense.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by illicit(m): 11:12am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
Addict yes, but only if she allows yourself to become one.

yes true, I learnt cannabis is not physically addictive tho
Only that first time users may hallucinate or even go crazy right there....
abeg no give any first timer again only if they ask for it, then u tell them where to buy it with their own hand and money....
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 11:17am On Apr 02, 2020
oxiide22:
what substance are u taking to remain alert and productive?
loud, mixed with Mali kush. Roll one joint. Take one puff, wait for few minutes say 5min. Then take another long drag and off the joint. You good bro. You'll see things. Things bro. Real things.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 11:18am On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Scallywag!
are you tired bro? Go and drink water and come back.


Your PAPA!!!!

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 11:19am On Apr 02, 2020
illicit:


yes true, I learnt cannabis is not physically addictive tho
Only that first time users may hallucinate or even go crazy right there....
abeg no give any first timer again only if they ask for it, then u tell them where to buy it with their own hand and money....
okay I get your point now. She asked for it. Not her first time.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by illicit(m): 11:23am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
okay I get your point now. She asked for it. Not her first time.
oh okay..... but you for let her give u Mouth Action as u dey do ur hustle..... me when am indoors and burning my bush and one skeley dey beside me, I go like to get BJ join....
na real cloud nine .....
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 11:29am On Apr 02, 2020
illicit:


yes true, I learnt cannabis is not physically addictive tho
Only that first time users may hallucinate or even go crazy right there....
abeg no give any first timer again only if they ask for it, then u tell them where to buy it with their own hand and money....
grin isn't that the distraction we are talking about?


It comes in all forms. Avoid it

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Brunicekid(m): 11:29am On Apr 02, 2020
illicit:
you offered drugs to a lady and when she got high u left her hanging..... police should locate u
Leave police matter self.....Why on earth did the OP offer the girl drugs That's TOO BAD!!!
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by oxiide22(m): 11:37am On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
loud, mixed with Mali kush. Roll one joint. Take one puff, wait for few minutes say 5min. Then take another long drag and off the joint. You good bro. You'll see things. Things bro. Real things.
Lol, this sound great I gonna try. Thanx
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by rtdCivilservant: 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
i was high myself. But I used it for something productive instead.
Shatap. U have been posting since 2015 that really confirmed how jobless and useless u are. Severe acute respiratory syndrome covid-2 shall locate u cos u are supposed to be used for sacrifice, since 2015 and ur life has never improved. Spit on u.

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

Shatap. U have been posting since 2015 that really confirmed how jobless and useless u are. Severe acute respiratory syndrome covid-2 shall locate u cos u are supposed to be used for sacrifice, since 2015 and ur life has never improved. Spit on u.
grin Mr man. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. You don’t know how my life is. Don’t say what you don’t know. Makes you look stupid.


For coming back to insult me again, I would have insulted your grand father this time but I’m sure he’s late. Because I believe he would have given you sense since your father, his son couldn’t be a man to train his grand son well. I’ll respect the dead.


Your dad again!!!

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by bmdmixer: 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
L for lame

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Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by rtdCivilservant: 12:38pm On Apr 02, 2020
stupidity:
grin Mr man. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. You don’t know how my life is. Don’t say what you don’t know. Makes you look stupid.


For coming back to insult me again, I would have insulted your grand father this time but I’m sure he’s late. Because I believe he would have given you sense since your father, his son couldn’t be a man to train his grand son well. I’ll respect the dead.


Your dad again!!!
I cannot know idiots like u, God knows if I had someone like u as a friend I would have 'de-friend' u long time ago cos I don't keep animals and nonentities as friends. Back to my point, I don't need to know u (God forbid I did/do) to know that u are such a worthless and useless spent animal roaming about aimlessly. Animal.
Re: My Funny Experience Of How This Lady Tried To Force Herself On Me. (PHOTO) by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 02, 2020
rtdCivilservant:

I cannot know idiots like u, God knows if I had someone like u as a friend I would have 'de-friend' u long time ago cos I don't keep animals and nonentities as friends. Back to my point, I don't need to know u (God forbid I did/do) to know that u are such a worthless and useless spent animal roaming about aimlessly. Animal.
roaming aimlessly you say? grin


I was on my own when I created a thread. But your miserable life couldn't hold back. You had to come here to show your frustration as if I'm responsible. Why don't you leave me and my thread in peace?

grin

Why are you bitter? Why you dey vex?
There's plenty of rooms here to play but you wan Dey follow me drag door say you must enter this room. grin grin

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