This fine lady I have been friends with for a while now but I did not plan to ask her out, I friend zoned her instead. I gave her a lift back from work an hour ago, she stopped at my place. From child’s play we entered rough play and landed on the bed. Immediately I wore condom she stopped me and asked me this question;

“after having sex, are we now dating? I don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have girlfriend, so?”


I told her “nooo, dating ke, them send you?, madam wear your paaiinnt and come and go”


Some women are very cunning. They know foolish men will say yes just to get that few minutes homping. I don’t fall for that shit

I just saw her to my gate. She wasted my durex condom

Lols

Hmmmmmmmmm

Carchoice:
She wasted my durex condom

keep it, and store in a cool dry place for the next upcoming Event

Nice one. Better to let them know before anything that it's just a fling. To avoid stories that touch like that one on front page yesterday.

Seems you're just doing this for the first time. You sound like you never did this before.
Just one of the irrelevant shiits hoes babble when they're in the mood and you're about to get to business but she wants to buy more time not to make it look too easy an entry.
Like say many guys never bleeped her before today, if what she said is right, she would have been married to one of them and not single.

I remember those days in Uni, how a hoe held a friend to my friend at ransom with this same kind of babblings. They would be inside just beating around the bush, but if he wanted to go in, she would say this same shiit and the JJC guy would stop because he took the words of a bitch serious.
Later when this girl realized that nigga was a simp, na so she find Chris, a guy that can shack her mercilessly. Chris dey give her like doctor's prescription, II-II-II, two for morning, two for afternoon, two for night. Chris mined all her mineral resources, graduated in peace and dropped her for the next customer.

light099:
Seems you're just doing this for the first time. You sound like you never did this before.
Just one of the irrelevant shiits hoes babble when they're in the mood and you're about to get to business but she wants to buy more time not to make it look too easy an entry.
Like say many guys never bleeped her before today, if what she said is right, she would have been married to one of them and not single.

I remember those days in Uni, how a hoe held a friend to my friend at ransom with this same kind of babblings. They would be inside just beating around the bush, but if he wanted to go in, she would say this same shiit and the JJC guy would stop because he took the words of a bitch serious.
Later when this girl realized that nigga was a simp, na so she find Chris, a guy that can shack her mercilessly. Chris dey give her like doctors prescription, II-II-II, two for morning, two for afternoon, two for night. Chris mined all her mineral resources, graduated in peace and dropped her for the next customer.

That Chris Is a Legend Sir,

#Respect to Chris

DaddyRochie1642:




That Chris Is a Legend Sir,

#Respect to Chris

Wait na man you be abi woman

Hmmmmmm thank god say u never slide enter before u give her that response......

You are smart

If you agreed to date her guess what will happen...

Next week, Her phone will develop problems, Her House Rent will get expired, She will be stranded in one unknown Place and will ask you to send her transport money.


But if that you f!cked her before giving her that response, tomorrow you'll see your pictures all over twitter, and you'll be tagged a rapist

Again, you're smart

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Carchoice:
This fine lady I have been friends with for a while now but I did not plan to ask her out, I friend zoned her instead. I gave her a lift back from work an hour ago, she stopped at my place. From child’s play we entered rough play and landed on the bed. Immediately I wore condom she stopped me and asked me this question;

“after having sex, are we now dating? I don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have girlfriend, so?”


I told her “nooo, dating ke, them send you?, madam wear your paaiinnt and come and go”


Some women are very cunning. They know foolish men will say yes just to get that few minutes homping. I don’t fall for that shit

I just saw her to my gate. She wasted my durex condom

you are a man. Chill, the babe would still come for the banging, this time around with clear motives---fun/pleasure.

ZINIBANKS:

Roll it ,keep it, and store in a cool dry place for the next upcoming Event

I hail you ooo, event planner, ceremony organizer, master of entertainment.

robinso01:


I hail you ooo, event planner, ceremony organizer, master of entertainment.

You already know robinso1

ZINIBANKS:
You already know robinso1

I doff my cap

Guy you don fall my hand..... You would have said yes and After knackin you would have avoided her for like a week and when she finally sees you, you would have told her that you have a lot going on at the moment so you are not ready for a relationship, she would have raved and cursed but at the end She will calm down....simple.

When it comes to flings. Sex and relationship dont mix like two dicks. Ladies take note

guy u never ready to brana...na jus to promise bea say she go be your girlfriend naim you they chicken out and waste that c.d and the nunu..
guy u no try o.. whey guys for street to promise to marry bea, promise to buy them phone and even promise to do blood oat after the banging but after the show matter don change..
ur mistake was that you dnt kno dt as soon as you are done with that straffing, na you get upper hand to decide things because a nunu thats digged cant be undigged and besides na she go even enjoy the straffing pas o...guy u dull abeg

women need a manipulator, hard and difficult guys...
brother is still driving with letter "L"

women need a manipulator, hard and difficult guys...
brother is still driving with letter "L"

Carchoice:
This fine lady I have been friends with for a while now but I did not plan to ask her out, I friend zoned her instead. I gave her a lift back from work an hour ago, she stopped at my place. From child’s play we entered rough play and landed on the bed. Immediately I wore condom she stopped me and asked me this question;

“after having sex, are we now dating? I don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have girlfriend, so?”


I told her “nooo, dating ke, them send you?, madam wear your paaiinnt and come and go”


Some women are very cunning. They know foolish men will say yes just to get that few minutes homping. I don’t fall for that shit

I just saw her to my gate. She wasted my durex condom

You are not a real man, you fall our hands ,
On behalf of real men of Nairaland, we hereby donate you to sambisa republic

Vulcanheph:
Guy you don fall my hand..... You would have said yes and After knackin you would have avoided her for like a week and when she finally sees you, you would have told her that you have a lot going on at the moment so you are not ready for a relationship, she would have raved and cursed but at the end She will calm down....simple.

Because you'll sell your soul for pussy
#Spits

Verdict: That moment when you be wan do hit and run, not knowing she had a pen and a note book to copy your plate number..



A united youth is an unstoppable force


#NYM

God bless Nigeria

444crop:
Hmmmmmm thank god say u never slide enter before u give her that response......

Even if he slide enter nko shior
The scene that happened there is like writing with a pencil you can write down something and still erase it
You can say something and you will still unsay it witness no dey nw
Shey na today we dey fûck girl wey be say we no go give her face again,so tell me person wey you no give a fvck about her again na she self go shift

Sofistcatdmoron:


You are not a real man, you fall our hands ,
On behalf of real men of Nairaland, we hereby donate you to sambisa republic

He should be banished from our land
Niggar just gave a Clear meaning of what the yourubas call dèdèrin
What a waste of good p***y

You and your fake ass stories

ZINIBANKS:

Wait na man you be abi woman

Vulcanheph:
Guy you don fall my hand..... You would have said yes and After knackin you would have avoided her for like a week and when she finally sees you, you would have told her that you have a lot going on at the moment so you are not ready for a relationship, she would have raved and cursed but at the end She will calm down....simple.

Abeg o!!! this advice no be am, you want make him name comot for Forbes top 100 sexual offenders of 2020 list abi

Izu didn't do half of this, OP you're doing well

Carchoice:
This fine lady I have been friends with for a while now but I did not plan to ask her out, I friend zoned her instead. I gave her a lift back from work an hour ago, she stopped at my place. From child’s play we entered rough play and landed on the bed. Immediately I wore condom she stopped me and asked me this question;

“after having sex, are we now dating? I don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have girlfriend, so?”


I told her “nooo, dating ke, them send you?, madam wear your paaiinnt and come and go”


Some women are very cunning. They know foolish men will say yes just to get that few minutes homping. I don’t fall for that shit

I just saw her to my gate. She wasted my durex condom

A simple Yes would have done the trick. Is she not the one that will tire?

You did well

Carchoice:
This fine lady I have been friends with for a while now but I did not plan to ask her out, I friend zoned her instead. I gave her a lift back from work an hour ago, she stopped at my place. From child’s play we entered rough play and landed on the bed. Immediately I wore condom she stopped me and asked me this question;

“after having sex, are we now dating? I don’t have a boyfriend and you don’t have girlfriend, so?”


I told her “nooo, dating ke, them send you?, madam wear your paaiinnt and come and go”


Some women are very cunning. They know foolish men will say yes just to get that few minutes homping. I don’t fall for that shit

I just saw her to my gate. She wasted my durex condom

Next time, you ll finish first before giving her answer

myles16:



Abeg o!!! this advice no be am, you want make him name comot for Forbes top 100 sexual offenders of 2020 list abi

Izu didn't do half of this, OP you're doing well

No evidence bro.
1. Him use condom so no semen to prove he raped her.
2. If she used d shape of his dick as prove, he can counter her by saying she came into his room unannounced, met him naked. Shikenan...