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Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Biglittlelois(f): 4:57pm On Apr 01, 2020
CoronaVirusPro:
From experience, Pregnancy before marriage is best.

For example, Anyone that marries my recent Ex would be childless till Jesus comes back to Earth which she is unaware of

Many worn-out wombs on the street. Of you fall-in, you will be in for life cos a woman will become very loyal when childless and you will never have an excuse to chase her away.

Impregnate her before you get married.

Dem no dey write "Perforated" or "No womb" for face. Don't get cajoled by looks or shape, it's far from reality.
And you that is aware and may likely be the cause of her childlessness, you think you'd have kids abi? Law of retributive justice will fall on you.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by faithfull18(f): 8:43pm On Apr 01, 2020
24kmagic:
It cannot be from me.
Any woman I have unprotected sex with and she doesn't get pregnant is simply barren or wombless. Period!
Hehehe,hmmn.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 8:50pm On Apr 01, 2020
faithfull18:
Hehehe,hmmn.
Yes o
My "Burantashi" is there to support me.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by frozen70(f): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
deltateam:
One of the primary reasons for marriage aside companionship is for procreation of children.

Given that there are many instances where a couple is childless and frequent traditional homes, spiritual homes and medical hospitals for solution, will you prefer your intended to get pregnant or will you prefer to be pregnant for him before marriage?

That is assuming he's a matured and honest gentleman who is ready for marriage and responsibilities.
Which ever, if God has bless you with children, it will surely come
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by amanda2013(f): 2:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
It cannot be from me.
Any woman I have unprotected sex with and she doesn't get pregnant is simply barren or wombless. Period!
and you are sure of yourself because?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 8:01pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
Pregnancy after marriage still remains the best. But I'm scared of what I will do to her if she doesn't get pregnant within three months of our marriage.

I will nearly kill her with attitude. And if it reaches one year, I'm sure getting a baby outside.

I need kids, that's why I married you. Children are the only things I cannot get on my own or from a fellow man. If I pick you to be the one that will give me those kids, then you must deliver.I don't care how you do it.

I will do my job by knacking you very well. Your job is to make sure my hard knacks yield results.

May God shield us from barren women and those with damaged wombs
May God shield us from men with low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperms. Amen.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 8:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
May God shield us from men with low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperms. Amen.
That same low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperm can impregnate a very fertile woman.
Nothing like infertile sperm, only barren womb.

Oya, begin to pray against any spirit of infertility, barrenness and damaged womb.

And I'd say amen to it.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 10:19pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
That same low sperm count, watery sperm and infertile sperm can impregnate a very fertile woman.
Nothing like infertile sperm, only barren womb.

Oya, begin to pray against any spirit of infertility, barrenness and damaged womb.

And I'd say amen to it.
Until you yourself successfully impregnate a woman, you can't determine the viability of your sperm. Read up on biology. Some sperm can't fertilize any egg and this things are from birth sef without the man knowing.

You should actually start praying against infertility. You wouldn't wish to be emasculated because you can't impregnate any woman wink
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 10:29pm On Apr 02, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Until you yourself successfully impregnate a woman, you can't determine the viability of your sperm. Read up on biology. Some sperm can't fertilize any egg and this things are from birth sef without the man knowing.

You should actually start praying against infertility. You wouldn't wish to be emasculated because you can't impregnate any woman wink
How about we try to get you pregnant?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 10:44pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
How about we try to get you pregnant?
I don't agree with pregnancy outside marriage otherwise I would have said yes.

Or better still, how about we arrange a surrogate? That way, if we marry and I don't get pregnant, you'll be justified?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 10:50pm On Apr 02, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I don't agree with pregnancy outside marriage otherwise I would have said yes.

Or better still, how about we arrange a surrogate? That way, if we marry and I don't get pregnant, you'll be justified?
Lol
Nope!
I want you.
How about we try to get you pregnant, after which you can decide to keep or flush?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by samwash(m): 10:52pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
Pregnancy after marriage still remains the best. But I'm scared of what I will do to her if she doesn't get pregnant within three months of our marriage.

I will nearly kill her with attitude. And if it reaches one year, I'm sure getting a baby outside.

I need kids, that's why I married you. Children are the only things I cannot get on my own or from a fellow man. If I pick you to be the one that will give me those kids, then you must deliver.I don't care how you do it.

I will do my job by knacking you very well. Your job is to make sure my hard knacks yield results.

May God shield us from barren women and those with damaged wombs
That your statement strong ooo!!
Don't be too desperate, even if you are, don't disclose it becox some women are something else, they can do the undo to achieve a purpose.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 11:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
Lol
Nope!
I want you.
How about we try to get you pregnant, after which you can decide to keep or flush?
Haven't I already told you how to get me if you want me?

Besides using me as your yardstick is totally missing the point. We are trying to prove your sperms are fertile and that my eggs are too. Which means we must do the experiment with different people.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 11:21pm On Apr 02, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Haven't I already told you how to get me if you want me?

Besides using me as your yardstick is totally missing the point. We are trying to prove your sperms are fertile and that my eggs are too. Which means we must do the experiment with different people.
Oh! About the surrogate? I agree!
So how do we proceed?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 11:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
Oh! About the surrogate? I agree!
So how do we proceed?
grin grin grin

See your life. Do you see how you quickly bolded the above without really understanding the rest of the post?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 11:48pm On Apr 02, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
grin grin grin

See your life. Do you see how you quickly bolded the above without really understanding the rest of the post?
You win
Sai gone ko?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by Sixfeetbelle: 11:53pm On Apr 02, 2020
24kmagic:
You win
Sai gone ko?
huh?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by 24kmagic: 7:08am On Apr 03, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
huh?
Na auto correct oo
I wanted to type sai gobe, meaning goodnight in Hausa.
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by ImaIma1(f): 1:37pm On Apr 03, 2020
stupidmods:
what if she doesn't get pregnant?
you'll end the relationship abi?
if you do so, then you never really loved her
And what if after breaking up with 3 girls that refused to get pregnant, he begins to reason that he might be the problem. Will he break up with himself?
Re: Opinion: Pregnancy Before Or After Marriage? by deltateam(op): 2:02pm On Apr 03, 2020
ImaIma1:
And what if after breaking up with 3 girls that refused to get pregnant, he begins to reason that he might be the problem. Will he break up with himself?
What's your solution?
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