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Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 7:48pm On Apr 05, 2020
1. Dated this girl for like 6 months, dropped her without reason. After 5 years we cross paths again and started afresh. Never knew babe was a virgin all this while (she's well exposed); Tested and Trusted. That girl holds a special place in my heart.

2. Was on video call with gf I've been dating for 3 months now, she saw my beards and was like 'ha! baby this beards is too much' I jokingly replied 'barbers no open'. She transferred a hundred and fifty thousand naira to me to go get a clipper or go to a salon. Was damn flabbergasted.

grin tongue
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 7:49pm On Apr 05, 2020
cool
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Papertrails(m): 7:52pm On Apr 05, 2020
She bought me a phone I wished I had....
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2020
Some sensible ones offer their pussy.

Guys, don't expect anything much when you dating a Nigerian girl.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 7:55pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ok so on that fateful day,.........

I dont remember anything
Move on
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by proclinician: 7:57pm On Apr 05, 2020
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op):
iyke926:
Some sensible ones offer their pussy.

Guys, don't expect anything much when you dating a Nigerian girl.
There are exceptions bro. Seriously I think I've been lucky my whole life to date some beautiful souls; I have benefited in ways I have never imagined.

An ex got a Federal Government job for my cousin through her dad.

Another helped my friend set up a organization within a week which he used to win a contract.

I have been gifted good phone and laptop as birthday gifts on different occasions.

Got admissions (for 3 persons) through a girlfriend.

I can go on and on.

Never settle for less.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by madridguy(m): 8:06pm On Apr 05, 2020
Make your comment if you have any and stop bashing our girls.

iyke926:
Some sensible ones offer their pussy.

Guys, don't expect anything much when you dating a Nigerian girl.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 8:14pm On Apr 05, 2020
proclinician:
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.
Seriously serious. Still trying to figure out how she got my account details.

Lol at the bolded. She tried for you. cool
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by scrolldown88: 8:32pm On Apr 05, 2020
No surprise at all. Babe is totally incapable of surprising me. I'll actually be surprised if she eventually surprises me
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by donbachi(m): 8:40pm On Apr 05, 2020
Cheap belt.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 8:50pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ekakamba:
There are exception bro. Seriously I think I've been lucky my whole life to date some beautiful souls; I have benefited in ways I have never imagined.

An ex got a Federal Government job for my cousin through her dad.

Another helped my friend set up a organization within a week which he used to win a contract.

I have been gifted good phone and laptop as birthday gifts on different occasions.

Got admissions (for 3 persons) through a girlfriend.

I can go on and on.

Never settle for less.
Dude, I hope you ain't doing sugar mummy. If you ain't, you must be a lucky mou'fvcker. I personally don't expect much when dating a lady.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 9:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
iyke926:
Dude, I hope you ain't doing sugar mummy. If you ain't, you must be a lucky mou'fvcker. I personally don't expect much when dating a lady.
Haba no sugar mummy oooo, I didn't go for these girls because of their bar oooo.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 9:35pm On Apr 05, 2020
proclinician:
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.
Is like you like food and na dat garnish plate of rice go kill you grin
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 9:39pm On Apr 05, 2020
Op maybe she gave you dat money to open a barber shop clipper of 4K
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 10:19pm On Apr 05, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Is like you like food and na dat garnish plate of rice go kill you grin
Easy man. grin grin grin grin
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 10:24pm On Apr 05, 2020
ZINIBANKS:
Op maybe she gave you dat money to open a barber shop clipper of 4K
Lol.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by AstroG: 10:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ekakamba:
1. Dated this girl for like 6 months, dropped her without reason. After 5 years we cross paths again and started afresh. Never knew babe was a virgin all this while (she's well exposed); Tested and Trusted. That girl holds a special place in my heart.

2. Was on video call with gf I've been dating for 3 months now, she saw my beards and was like 'ha! baby this beards is too much' I jokingly replied 'barbers no open'. She transferred a hundred and fifty thousand naira to me to go get a clipper or go to a salon. Was damn flabbergasted.

grin tongue
The only good thing Nigerian girl can surprise u with is their Pvssy

Your Birthday Gift> Pvssy
Your Graduation Gift> Pvssy
Your thanksgiving gift> Pvssy


And others


Bunch of Stark Demented contagious,good for nothing fools with high illiteracy and low IQ

Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by kizwid(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ekakamba:
1. Dated this girl for like 6 months, dropped her without reason. After 5 years we cross paths again and started afresh. Never knew babe was a virgin all this while (she's well exposed); Tested and Trusted. That girl holds a special place in my heart.

2. Was on video call with gf I've been dating for 3 months now, she saw my beards and was like 'ha! baby this beards is too much' I jokingly replied 'barbers no open'. She transferred a hundred and fifty thousand naira to me to go get a clipper or go to a salon. Was damn flabbergasted.

grin tongue
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol grin
Ekakamba:
1. Dated this girl for like 6 months, dropped her without reason. After 5 years we cross paths again and started afresh. Never knew babe was a virgin all this while (she's well exposed); Tested and Trusted. That girl holds a special place in my heart.

2. Was on video call with gf I've been dating for 3 months now, she saw my beards and was like 'ha! baby this beards is too much' I jokingly replied 'barbers no open'. She transferred a hundred and fifty thousand naira to me to go get a clipper or go to a salon. Was damn flabbergasted.

grin tongue
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by doctore212(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2020
One Olosho for my street charged me 1500 naira for short time but when she heard that that day was my birthday she now collected 500 naira.

I was very happy
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2020
Easy baba.

You have a choice.
AstroG:
The only good thing Nigerian girl can surprise u with is their Pvssy

Your Birthday Gift> Pvssy
Your Graduation Gift> Pvssy
Your thanksgiving gift> Pvssy


And others


Bunch of Stark Demented contagious,good for nothing fools with high illiteracy and low IQ
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 10:34pm On Apr 05, 2020
kizwid:
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol grin
Op e no go better for you with your lie lie....
lol
Lol. It's okay to doubt what we have never come across/experience. I understand gee. grin tongue
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Ekakamba(op): 10:35pm On Apr 05, 2020
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Are they this generous?


doctore212:
One Olosho for my street charged me 1500 naira for short time but when she heard that that day was my birthday she now collected 500 naira.

I was very happy
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by kizwid(m): 10:39pm On Apr 05, 2020
[quote author=Ekakamba post=88136307]Lol. It's okay to doubt what we have never come across/experience. I understand gee. grin tongue[/quote
i gonna need that soup you using then.. you are a lucky one..
don't know the power of your current lady now, abeg nigga need a job.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody:
In the course of our over 2years Relationship.
She only surprised me with One packet of Singlet and One packet of White Handkerchief one day.I bin no know until the day I just seatdon dey check wetin she don buy put for my house since.Nothing,not even a new bedspread.I just Taya.
Incase u must know, Bought her BBStorm,Swatch wristwatch,70k to complete her house rent,50k to start her so called Beads and culture business.
Na her Stinginess make me finally run far away from her.
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Lamanii22(f): 11:01pm On Apr 05, 2020
Ekakamba:
There are exceptions bro. Seriously I think I've been lucky my whole life to date some beautiful souls; I have benefited in ways I have never imagined.

An ex got a Federal Government job for my cousin through her dad.

Another helped my friend set up a organization within a week which he used to win a contract.

I have been gifted good phone and laptop as birthday gifts on different occasions.

Got admissions (for 3 persons) through a girlfriend.

I can go on and on.

Never settle for less.
Wow! I totally agree there are exceptions...
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Nobody: 11:02pm On Apr 05, 2020
AstroG:
The only good thing Nigerian girl can surprise u with is their Pvssy

Your Birthday Gift> Pvssy
Your Graduation Gift> Pvssy
Your thanksgiving gift> Pvssy


And others


Bunch of Stark Demented contagious,good for nothing fools with high illiteracy and low IQ
Naija Girls don shatter your heart sotey you are now heartless cheesy. My condolences grin
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by ednut1(m):
Clipper is 5k. But you are saying she sent 150k.are we kids here
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by DaddyRochie1642: 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
ednut1:
Clipper is 5k. But you are saying ahe sent 150k.are we kids here
gringrin
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by fuwaski(m): 11:30pm On Apr 05, 2020
O.P can i get a cut from that money even if say na 3k... Ecobank 2181040364
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Frankicent(m): 11:38pm On Apr 05, 2020
proclinician:
Haaaaaa guyyy the number 2 are you surreeeee oboyeeee. Wetinnnnn. My only surprise is when i was in school so i was teaching this girl my neighbor maths and it got late in the night i wanted to sleep. I told her i will be leaving early next morning and would love to eat rice but the closest restaurant wont open. Next morning she brought a well garnished plate of rice for me.
Mtcwee no big deal... Next person
Re: Guys, What's The Biggest Surprise You've Ever Gotten From Your Gf(s) by Frankicent(m): 11:39pm On Apr 05, 2020
CORVID19:
In the course of our over 2years Relationship.
She only surprised me with One packet of Singlet and One packet of White Handkerchief one day.I bin no know until the day I just seatdon dey check wetin she don buy put of my house since.Nothing,not even a new bedspread.I just Taya.
Incase u must know, Bought her BBStorm,Swatch wristwatch,70k to complete her house rent,50k to start her so called Beads and culture business.
Na her Stinginess make me finally run far away from her.
Yoruba girl or igbo girl?
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