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What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Amylove5(op): 10:53pm On Apr 13, 2020

When i was a KID
PUSSY means CAT
SEX was a GENDER
BANG was a SOUND
SCREW was a MECHANICAL TOOL
But ever since i met you guys, the whole thing is used for different things
Did i attend the wrong school before OR were my teachers lying?
Who again was deceived like this embarassed

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Lightangel65: 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2020

Prick means a needle injury
Pun meant a joke
Tits was supposed to be a type of bird
Balls were supposed to be balls

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Lamanii22(f): 10:57pm On Apr 13, 2020

Lol... The wrong school obviously

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Humanoid01(m): 11:00pm On Apr 13, 2020

I was taught to pronounce "fork" as "fek" .
One can't say "come" comfortably anymore.

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by HarunaWest(m): 11:03pm On Apr 13, 2020

Amylove5:
When i was a KID
PUSSY means CAT
SEX was a GENDER
BANG was a SOUND
SCREW was a MECHANICAL TOOL
But ever since i met you guys, the whole thing is used for different things
Did i attend the wrong school before OR were my teachers lying?
Who again was deceived like this

Not wrong school and no one likes. You just realised the naughty meanings of those words.

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Ekakamba: 11:06pm On Apr 13, 2020

When you were a kid?

Ain't the words still the same?

Don't convince my confusion to get me more confuse OP!

grin

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by galadima77(m): 11:17pm On Apr 13, 2020

Humanoid01:
I was taught to pronounce "fork" as "fek" .
One can't say "come" comfortably anymore.

Especially 'let me come'.

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by illicit(m): 11:24pm On Apr 13, 2020

na school I first press Bobby and touch bum bum....

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by internationalman(m): 11:29pm On Apr 13, 2020

Because your mind is equally as dirty that's why when someone uses those words you think they meant something else..

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by engrtee(f): 11:33pm On Apr 13, 2020

bubu was president

now, he is still president

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Freelane33(m): 11:41pm On Apr 13, 2020

C.o.c.k was a male hen

Amylove5:
When i was a KID
PUSSY means CAT
SEX was a GENDER
BANG was a SOUND
SCREW was a MECHANICAL TOOL
But ever since i met you guys, the whole thing is used for different things
Did i attend the wrong school before OR were my teachers lying?
Who again was deceived like this

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Rekhina(f): 12:20am On Apr 14, 2020

Lightangel65:
Prick means a needle injury
Pun meant a joke
Tits was supposed to be a type of bird
Balls were supposed to be balls

shame on u

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Lightangel65: 12:33am On Apr 14, 2020

Rekhina:
shame on u

And one last thing I was told in school girls were made of sugar, spices and everything nice.

But when I met girls like you I realised they were made of shit, dirt and smelly menstrual blood.

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Rekhina(f): 1:22am On Apr 14, 2020

Lightangel65:
And one last thing I was told in school girls were made of sugar, spices and everything nice.

But when I met girls like you I realised they were made of shit, dirt and smelly menstrual blood.

*yawns*

Re: What They Taught Me Wen Growing Up by Lightangel65: 9:36am On Apr 14, 2020

Rekhina:
*yawns*

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