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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by mbanefoeze(m): 4:28pm On Apr 17, 2020

kaziblake:
Almost there sis

this is effect of weed

Humanoid01:
Guy, na jealousy dey do you. E too clear abeg!

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by StEmmy01: 4:29pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Brother. It's your blessing o. Keep counting them and naming them one by one and God will do more for you. Kudos!

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Tozic: 4:32pm On Apr 17, 2020

Stacyomolola:
Bout what

Hmm....
If that makes you angry never mind.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Stacyomolola(f): 4:46pm On Apr 17, 2020

Tozic:
Hmm....
If that makes you angry never mind.

Little things don't burge me
And u didn't say anything wrong, just wanted to know what u wanted me to add to my diary.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Seventy7kings: 4:49pm On Apr 17, 2020

RTSC:
I believe he is just fantasizing about buying that car.
Someone that has not even seen first salary, and his own personal spending will definitely rise.

His priorities are his girlfriend.
Once that girl starts billing him as per oil worker, mama will take a back seat.

It may not be a conscious effort on his part, but it will happen.

your commments are full of wise words, you must be a grandpa. I respect sir.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by shaneroberts26: 4:54pm On Apr 17, 2020

oyinda1599:
That morrocan Black Soap.

Aight. Looks cool.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by EzePaschal(m): 4:58pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

You have no such right to tell him what he should do with his money or life

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Ebenezer2021(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2020

kaziblake:
Almost there sis

okay.
So in what way has God been good to you as you stated earlier?

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by kiddapunk: 5:48pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

e favour you, enjoy brother

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Tozic: 5:53pm On Apr 17, 2020

Stacyomolola:
Little things don't burge me
And u didn't say anything wrong, just wanted to know what u wanted me to add to my diary.

It's just that I'm curious on why you haven't updated it yet like your colleagues do.
You could add what suits you - I'm not you to tell you what to post. It could be a disaster for me do such for you.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Donchinny55(m): 6:00pm On Apr 17, 2020

Some one is giving you the best advice and you are insulting him. Save up first, so you don't depend on your next salary. Prepare yourself self for anything, things might not always be rosy. Maximize these opportunity so that you can be financially balanced.

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Stacyomolola(f): 6:03pm On Apr 17, 2020

Tozic:

It's just that I'm curious on why you haven't updated it yet like your colleagues do.
You could add what suits you - I'm not you to tell you what to post. It could be a disaster for me do such for you.

Colleagues lol grin

i come alone o.
Different strokes for different folks tho

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by NumbEmotions(m): 6:07pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Dopest comment ever of nairaland!!! What! cheesy

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Zubbykan007(m): 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

"FINISH HIM"

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by paix(m): 6:10pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Arise and shine man, na your time.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ENGINER(m): 6:14pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ENGINER(m): 6:15pm On Apr 17, 2020

Congrats oo..

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by paix(m): 6:16pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Plenty sense.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ENGINER(m): 6:23pm On Apr 17, 2020

Congrats oo.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Muhylonaire(m): 6:35pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Lwkmd

You just kill person grin

I can't laugh abeg

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by valirex: 6:46pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u.

#ProudlySimp

Story for the gods undecided

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Tozic: 6:57pm On Apr 17, 2020

Stacyomolola:
Colleagues lol i come alone o.
Different strokes for different folks tho

Babe...
Different strokes and different folks don't apply here. 'Just do as you see' is my motto here _ don't know for anyone else. In reality I can succumb to your saying.

At least somebody needs pleasure here just to clear off and shake off his head from unwanted burdens. cheesy

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by bewla(m): 7:07pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Oobi u mouth no be here

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Eaglefine(f): 7:18pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Good one!

pls try do give away for us tongue

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Good one!

pls try do give away for us... hunger virus dey me ooo

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by patorial(m): 7:21pm On Apr 17, 2020

Teaser4:
i don't know why some folks here can't take a chill pill and mind their f**kn business.....see your head like covid19's horn....wetin yu don buy for ya mama oh. falana gbotie...I wish e-slap dey here, you for 99 rounds

What the guy said is actually the Truth.

Secondary ,I don't think anything one decided to post on Nairaland is still a private thing anymore, others opinions are also welcomed.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Stacyomolola(f): 7:28pm On Apr 17, 2020

Tozic:

Babe...
Different strokes and different folks don't apply here. 'Just do as you see' is my motto here _ don't know for anyone else. In reality I can succumb to your saying.

At least somebody needs pleasure here just to clear off and shake off his head from unwanted burdens.

U want redpillers to carry my matter like plantain chips, no o.
I only use the diary to jot things when its kinda important and to note remarkable dates

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by WhiteHouse2020: 7:38pm On Apr 17, 2020

BrilliantGigolo:
Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.
Tueh

..� the guy wrong u b4

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Tozic: 8:31pm On Apr 17, 2020

Stacyomolola:
U want redpillers to carry my matter like plantain chips, no o.
I only use the diary to jot things when its kinda important and to note remarkable dates

Seems like you ain't new here guess.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Stacyomolola(f): 8:35pm On Apr 17, 2020

Tozic:
Seems like you ain't new here guess.

Am not been a guest for years just thought its time to be real.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Gucciboy1(m): 8:38pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Congrats bro, happy to hear your good news. More blessings

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Razkoda: 8:50pm On Apr 17, 2020

Humanoid01:
Guy, na jealousy dey do you. E too clear abeg!

and to come imagine as almost 2thousand people liked his post o.....is it a flood of or swam of haters now ? ...lol...this really pictures our society.

Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by eROCK247(m): 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2020

ElasticStone:
Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u.

#ProudlySimp

Classic response. My dear enjoy your moments of joy. Don't allow anyone dampen it at all. Celebrate on the rooftops if possible cos you only live once.

Congratulations. More celebrations ahead.

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