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God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ElasticStone(m): 11:58pm On Apr 16
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Nobody: 12:14am On Apr 17
ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?

Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by FatherBona: 12:21am On Apr 17
You may have jinxed everything by making the story public and risking your good fortunes in the process.
Keep your moves, ideas, achievements and successes to yourself.
Take this down ASAP.
Thank me later

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by simple250: 12:32am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.
Tueh



Enemy of progress ,go and collect the letter of employment now.

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by PrinzCarter(m): 1:17am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh
wisdom no go kill u , anyway let him just secure her still on bf n gf matter nd still hide his work frm her if possible act broke n see her new moves if she shock u for gd or bad u no wat to do......

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Teaser4(m): 2:01am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh
i don't know why some folks here can't take a chill pill and mind their f**kn business.....see your head like covid19's horn....wetin yu don buy for ya mama oh. falana gbotie...I wish e-slap dey here, you for 99 rounds

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ElasticStone(m): 2:14am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh

Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u. grin

#ProudlySimp

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ElasticStone(m): 2:17am On Apr 17
PrinzCarter:
wisdom no go kill u , anyway let him just secure her still on bf n gf matter nd still hide his work frm her if possible act broke n see her new moves if she shock u for gd or bad u no wat to do......

But we've been dating for a year na...
She knows all about me except my job tongue

I can't loose a talented pretty babe who is willing to marry me with my measely and inconsistent stipend angry


Carry your sad pathetic life off my thread jor grin grin

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Stacyomolola(f): 2:25am On Apr 17
ElasticStone:


Bro, u be mumu o.

I am buying my mom a brand new Toyota Corolla 2010 by August this year. I cant buy my dad cause I cannot afford to buy him a car better than the one he drives now. Not everybody is hungry and in need of money like u. grin

#ProudySimp
Proud of u dear
It's only the hungry and malnourished he-whores that are so pained that would start ranting simp on every thread

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ElasticStone(m): 2:28am On Apr 17
FatherBona:
You may have jinxed everything by making the story public and risking your good fortunes in the process.
Keep your moves, ideas, achievements and successes to yourself.
Take this down ASAP.
Thank me later

Olodo

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by DanseMacabre(m): 2:34am On Apr 17
But guy seriously what are we to do with this news now

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by daddycee91(m): 3:08am On Apr 17
DanseMacabre:
But guy seriously what are we to do with this news now

Haba, are you allergic to goodnews?? Be happy for him so goodnews can locate you too.

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Humanoid01(m): 3:47am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh
Guy, na jealousy dey do you. E too clear abeg!

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Sparro(m): 4:04am On Apr 17
BrilliantGigolo:



Simp!
Just a letter of employment?? You never see salary and you don propose.

Your mama carry you for 9 months still come feed you. Your papa hustle , suffer so that you go fit see University.

Your Local Government Chairman work Npower Slot give you make hunger no kill you that time.

Baba God come pick your call and the only thing you remember is to propose and invite a liability into your life?

Not even a year of savings and planning?

May God not give us Kids like Op who will disgrace us over the internet.

Tueh
You are a sadist and it is your bottomless jealousy that will destroy you

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Sparro(m): 4:05am On Apr 17
FatherBona:
You may have jinxed everything by making the story public and risking your good fortunes in the process.
Keep your moves, ideas, achievements and successes to yourself.
Take this down ASAP.
Thank me later
He is actually an e-diot

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Ernezee(m): 4:18am On Apr 17
Congratulations

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by Gibz02: 4:33am On Apr 17
FatherBona:
You may have jinxed everything by making the story public and risking your good fortunes in the process.
Keep your moves, ideas, achievements and successes to yourself.
Take this down ASAP.
Thank me later
God bless you for this your post
A lot of people are risking thier lives by testifying in social media not knowing that every satan has human face.

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ElasticStone(m): 4:40am On Apr 17
Gibz02:
God bless you for this your post
A lot of people are risking thier lives by testifying in social media not knowing that every satan has human face.

I am satan's senior brother grin

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Re: God Did Not Only Butter My Bread, He Added Fried Egg On Top by ELibraryNG: 5:18am On Apr 17
ElasticStone:
Recently, I got a job with an oil company....of which my girlfriend of 7 months does not know of, even though I will start documentation next month. In her mind, she still thinks I work with Npower.

The thing is, I asked her if she will marry me and she said YESSS. This girl is fvcken pretty. I mean very pretty and she sings. She is currently in her penultimate year and I think am convinced she likes me for real. Isn't God wonderful?


Congrats

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